Roz & Mocha

Meghan’s mother-in-law is hijacking her baby shower and ignoring all her wishes. What do you do when you want to plan your own celebration, but someone else takes the reins? Then, Kat is drowning in chaos trying to raise two kids and a wild new puppy — is it time to rehome the dog? Plus, 13-year-old Lily wants to join cadets, but her mom’s not having it. What other activities could give her the fun and friendship she’s looking for? Also, Chloe found out her best friend might be cheating — does she say something or stay out of it?

Roz finally saw the new ‘Superman’ movie! Mocha runs down Cristiano Ronaldo’s unreal perks in Saudi Arabia, and Maurie hits the streets to get your thoughts on the death of the Jersey Milk bar. Plus, we call out Cheryl Hickey for butchering Maurie’s name, and Shem shocks everyone with the cruise outfit he actually wore.

From Bezos’ wedding bash in Venice packed with A-listers, to Anna Wintour stepping down after 37 years at Vogue — we’ve got all the headlines that had everyone talking. Plus, Drake fuels the Kendrick feud at Wireless Festival, Martin Kove allegedly bites his Cobra Kai co-star, and Elmo’s Twitter gets hacked?! We’re also talking Bieber’s surprise album, Jelly Roll’s clap back at trolls, and a remix of Trump’s F-bomb you’ve got to hear to believe.

Who makes Shem’s Mount Rushmore of iconic older women? Plus, after all these years working together—what do Roz, Mocha, Maurie, Shem and Maria still not know about each other? We also debate the great existential mysteries: more missing socks or more missing Tupperware lids? Would you rather be Maurie or live with him? And in a stranded-on-an-island scenario—who leads, who cracks, and who cries first?

🎄 This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast — it’s Christmas in July! (Hey, if the Hallmark Channel says it’s a thing, we’re in!) We throw it back to 2014: Does Christmas music actually make your food taste sweeter? Plus, what did the 12 Days of Christmas cost that year? And it wouldn’t be Christmas in July without some festive math fun!

We’re celebrating all the birthday fun so far this year! From Mocha’s birthday to Maurie’s and Shem’s, relive the custom songs, surprise guests, and unforgettable moments that made each one special.

From '5IN7', 'Mouth Charades" & 'Name That Quarantune' we know you LOVE the games on The Roz & Mocha Show - Here's a full podcast with all the games we've played so far this year!

To wrap up the school year, Roz and Mocha present: School Tings! Maria and Maurie head back to class for their final exams with Roz. From health and sexual education to science, astronomy, economics, and even a spelling bee, the tests get tougher and the answers get funnier. How much skin covers the average adult? What happens if you pee in space? What does GDP really stand for? It’s the ultimate report card for Maria and Maurie.

Who on the show would you trust — or not trust — to date your kid? If we had to compete in the Olympics for something we’re good at, what would it be? We talk life coaches, fashion trends we can’t stand, and whether anyone on the show thinks they’re photogenic. Plus, could Shem ever see himself on Canada’s Got Talent?

It’s officially 6 months ‘til Christmas, and Mocha’s already getting festive—tree and all! Roz and Katherine treat a hard-working roofer like a houseguest, while Maurie hits the streets to ask if it’s really too early for Christmas talk. Plus, Roz worries about his mom in the heat (she’s fine—she was at Wonderland), and Shem recaps the entire month of June with a brand-new banger. We also get into cologne drama, Maria’s new boyfriend sleep struggles, the 24-24-24-24 challenge, and yes… the man who died from sitting on the toilet too long. Also: Maurie’s exclusive one-on-one with Leafs’ star Max Domi, and a wild Helluva Story about a guy who quit life to sail with his cat.

🌈 It’s Pride weekend — Happy Pride! 🎉 This week on the Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast, we’re celebrating with a look back at some of our most iconic and hilarious Pride moments! We revisit 2014’s unforgettable GRAMMYs when Madonna, Macklemore, and Queen Latifah helped 33 gay couples say “I do” — including one couple we spoke with right after their big moment. Plus, who’s got the gayer lips: Roz or Mocha? We took the debate to the streets (let’s just say Roz wasn’t thrilled with the pic we used). And yes… Maurie hit the streets again for a redo!

From broken friendships to herb-related heartbreak, this week’s FML podcast dives into your messiest, most relatable dilemmas. Natasha opens up about ending a decade-long friendship after betrayal left her questioning everything. Katrina vents about a neighbour who just won’t respect boundaries, always popping over when her husband’s outside. Owen shares his dream of helping his mom publish a book after all she sacrificed for their family. And Braden wonders how to finally stop the endless cycle of buying fresh herbs that die in his fridge.

We celebrate the start of summer! We hit the streets to mark the solstice! Plus, Damnit Maurie celebrates Pride Night at the Blue Jays game. We chat Pride with Deborah Cox. Roz rants about glucose talk being unsexy, and we debate how early is too early for Halloween decorations. Nick Cannon forgets his kids' names. Brandy & Monica tell us the history of the song “The Boy Is Mine,” and Roz’s shocking number of open browser tabs.

From a record-breaking heatwave on the longest day of the year, to Tinder’s new face-check to stop bots. We break down Connor McDavid’s future with the Oilers, Seth Rogen on the audition that could’ve ended his career, and 16 billion login credentials leaked in a massive cyber breach. Plus, a Brampton man’s huge cocaine bust at the border, a lawyer who called a judge “honey,” and the early reviews for the new Superman movie.

What industry would completely collapse if humans lost the ability to lie? We debate everything from politics to pageants. Plus, who’s swapping outfits with whom on the show — and why Roz wants the leggings. We also get into everyday dilemmas like finding a parking spot vs. a table at the food court, checking DMs mid-show, how often we drop the F-bomb in our heads, and Shem opens up about his past marriage. Later, it’s all about BBQ season, Roz’s surprising reason for quitting coffee, and who each of us would bring as our plus-one to a wedding. Spoiler: it’s not Maurie.

If the fate of the world depended on Roz & Mocha running the show until their last dying breath, would they save Earth? Who on the show would we trust to cut our hair? Between the two, which can you not do without: for Mocha, his hat or shoe collection? For Roz, his lawn stuff or cooking stuff? Plus, if we bring our lunch to work, do we wash our container at work or at home? Does Shem have any family members with sleep apnea? And are we a rice person or a bread person?

What’s the number on a crosswalk countdown that makes you stop walking? We debate that — plus proper airport attire, summer sleep struggles, and whether Roz would ever hang in silence, Finnish-style. Also today: a fan sends Mocha a clip of someone who sounds exactly like Shem, a 12-year-old offers dating advice, and Roz gets called out for forgetting sunscreen. Plus, we get your reaction to seeing F1: The Movie, the celeb Mount Rushmore with zero haters, and Roz explains the art of the perfect baked potato. Maurie gets an exclusive first comment from director Shawn Levy about the Netflix Madonna series he’s working on. Roz’s cats are mad at him, and Bashir checks in about hating the heat.

The Roz & Mocha Retro Podcast – Roz rarely shares his dreams, but back in 2013, he opened up about a wild one involving Mocha… and a cat?! Then in 2014, we explored the science of dreaming — can people actually remember their dreams? And what’s the big difference between the way men and women dream?

What do you do when a longtime friend still owes you money after a falling out — and seems to be using the broken friendship as a way to never pay you back? Plus, one listener just moved into a smaller house and doesn’t know whether to bring their dog or leave it with their parents. Also: is 60 too late to find love again? And how do you keep the spark alive after getting married?

Maria’s driving gets dragged — by her own dad. Mocha calls up Papa P, and the stories he tells? Pure chaos. Plus, Roz vents about Toronto traffic cameras, ticket traps, and one camera that handed out 32,000 fines. We also dive into the bizarre trend of walking backwards for fitness — and hit the gym to see what people really think. Then: Maurie gets exclusive access to both mayors ahead of Game 6 of the Stanley Cup Final, and we break down Florida’s massive win. And if you’ve ever questioned Will Smith’s music comeback... yeah, we did too. From awkward performances to remix fails, Pretty Girls is getting roasted. Also: a wild debate — who wins in a fight... 100 women or 1 gorilla?