Please I Can to the Toilet Go?
Guy Newmountain
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a supply teacher? This is the book for you! Artist and illustrator Guy Newmountain, a time-served teacher at the chalk-face for 25 years and a familiar sight to thousands of pupils across the spectrum from nursery to sixth form, tells a succession of school-related anecdotes with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. Some are hysterically funny and a few sad; others heart-stopping and deadly serious…
Guy even bares his soul regarding personal heartbreak and professional mistakes that others can learn from. An evocative snapshot of real life, every word, even the title – spoken by a tiny infant – is true. A powerful insight into how varied an experience supply teaching can be, the book covers both pros and cons of the vocation, as the author relates a host of unpredictable situations encountered – good and bad – offering a tantalising, honest and refreshing window onto a largely hidden world…
Duration - 6h 35m.
Author - Guy Newmountain.
Narrator - Andrew Sykes.
Published Date - Friday, 12 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2023 Austin Macauley Publishers ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Ever wondered what it’s like to be a supply teacher? This is the book for you! Artist and illustrator Guy Newmountain, a time-served teacher at the chalk-face for 25 years and a familiar sight to thousands of pupils across the spectrum from nursery to sixth form, tells a succession of school-related anecdotes with a healthy dose of self-deprecating humour. Some are hysterically funny and a few sad; others heart-stopping and deadly serious… Guy even bares his soul regarding personal heartbreak and professional mistakes that others can learn from. An evocative snapshot of real life, every word, even the title – spoken by a tiny infant – is true. A powerful insight into how varied an experience supply teaching can be, the book covers both pros and cons of the vocation, as the author relates a host of unpredictable situations encountered – good and bad – offering a tantalising, honest and refreshing window onto a largely hidden world… Duration - 6h 35m. Author - Guy Newmountain. Narrator - Andrew Sykes. Published Date - Friday, 12 January 2024. Copyright - © 2023 Austin Macauley Publishers ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:17
About the Author
Duration:00:00:58
Dedication
Duration:00:00:42
Acknowledgements
Duration:00:00:20
Introduction
Duration:00:11:27
Boom! Shake the Lesson-Plan
Duration:00:02:49
A Real-Life Cinderella Story
Duration:00:04:46
Challenging Behaviour
Duration:00:04:18
Snakes in a Classroom
Duration:00:04:00
The Queen's Drink
Duration:00:05:12
Disrecpect to the Last Plantagenet
Duration:00:01:23
Binky-Boo
Duration:00:01:01
Embarrassing Moments
Duration:00:05:03
The Egg and Spoon Race
Duration:00:04:58
Asperger's Anecdote
Duration:00:02:35
Innovation
Duration:00:02:32
The Death Threat
Duration:00:10:35
The Doodle Gallery
Duration:00:05:26
Narrow Escape
Duration:00:05:04
Sitting Duck
Duration:00:08:46
The Birdman
Duration:00:09:39
Brexit Rounders
Duration:00:03:34
Home Visits
Duration:00:05:45
The Pond of Extra Time
Duration:00:03:36
A Confidence Kept
Duration:00:04:27
Eye of the Storm
Duration:00:04:04
The Petrol Payback
Duration:00:11:35
Extreme Workaholism
Duration:00:06:53
Maternal Instinct
Duration:00:07:25
Circle Time
Duration:00:03:21
The Charm Offensive
Duration:00:06:47
The Long-Term Sickness Cover
Duration:00:12:25
The Elective Mute
Duration:00:07:19
Showmanship and the Mystery Mantra
Duration:00:02:14
Weapons of Mass Disruption
Duration:00:05:49
The Crush
Duration:00:03:08
Minibus King of the Road
Duration:00:08:01
The Tampon War
Duration:00:06:20
Lunch for an Alligator
Duration:00:06:41
The Gloomy Man
Duration:00:02:52
Chef Guy
Duration:00:02:15
Self-Deprecating Humour
Duration:00:01:16
Tongueman
Duration:00:03:43
Inclusion
Duration:00:06:41
Parenting
Duration:00:03:31
Activism
Duration:00:03:59
Cupid's Arrow and the Anti-Male Environment
Duration:00:16:14
The Playscheme
Duration:00:07:54
Workplace Bull
Duration:00:11:20
The Alternative Birthday Cake
Duration:00:02:12
Neon Pink
Duration:00:01:50
The Curse of ther 'Virtual' Tutankhamum
Duration:00:07:13
9:11, Green Trays and the Nit-Nurse
Duration:00:07:15
"Hands!"
Duration:00:03:18
Guy Newmountain: OFSTED Creep
Duration:00:04:03
Them and Us
Duration:00:04:29
The Ghosts of School Days Past
Duration:00:14:19
The Giving of Lines
Duration:00:08:29
Spice-Breaker
Duration:00:05:24
The Loathed Lesson
Duration:00:03:41
A Guilty Conscience
Duration:00:02:34
Differences in Outlook
Duration:00:04:52
Santa Guy
Duration:00:05:24
The Scrunched-Up Ball of Paper Lesson
Duration:00:02:53
Facing My Own Fear
Duration:00:05:55
Sectional Views
Duration:00:02:56
The Deadly Rock-Back
Duration:00:07:24
Beware the Nursery Nurse...
Duration:00:06:29
Tempus Fugit
Duration:00:01:49
Teaching an Adult to Read
Duration:00:18:40
So Why Did I Stop?
Duration:00:13:10
Closing Credits
Duration:00:00:19