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Aimee+Shawn

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Aimee+Shawn are just like you! Trying to get through this thing called life without going nuts! The two share their hilarious realities in a way that is the opposite of "Instagram Perfect." Plus, they've got trending stories, fun games and more that is sure to make you laugh. Real People, Real Funny. Join us!

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Comedy

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Aimee+Shawn are just like you! Trying to get through this thing called life without going nuts! The two share their hilarious realities in a way that is the opposite of "Instagram Perfect." Plus, they've got trending stories, fun games and more that is sure to make you laugh. Real People, Real Funny. Join us!

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English


Episodes
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FULL SHOW: Two Reasonable People

12/19/2024
It's the last show of the year and we are coasting to the finish line! Aimee had an introductory chat with our new big boss in the building and she is worried she said the wrong thing to him. Lock Of The Week could be over this weekend. Week 16 could see a clear winner, or a three way tie. It is ANYONES game. We chat with Connor and Justin with the Las Vegas Desert Dogs to get ready for tomorrow night's game at the Forum! Plus... we look back at the past year, and forward to the year to come.

Duration:01:06:35

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FULL SHOW: December 18, 2024

12/18/2024
Aimee called out this morning. Turns out whatever her kid has been sick with has hit her... ugh! Hope they feel better. We have our last call into Dial-A-Carol and Arthur serenades us with his rendition of "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer". Shawn talks with Will Edwards with Three Square Food Bank to talk about the needs here in Southern Nevada when it comes to hunger. Right now their Holiday Match Campaign is going on and every $1 you donate, your impact is DOUBLED by feeding 6 people. Make a donation today at ThreeSquare.org.

Duration:00:39:18

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FULL SHOW: Penis Laser Pointer

12/17/2024
Aimee has been drugging her kid lately (he's been sick) and we talk about the GOOD tasting kids medicine and the trash. Shawn's son Colin has won Lock of The Week for the first two years but he is now tied going into the final week. Can he lock it down? Aimee is tired of people that dramatically sigh fishing for concern. Either say what is bothering you, or scram. And we call Dial-A-Carol for the penultimate day.

Duration:00:59:05

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FULL SHOW: Not Tarzan, Wicked!

12/16/2024
We are winding down the year with our last week of shows! Aimee+Shawn heard that the Las Vegas Aviators are doing tryouts for National Anthem singers at their games, so they tried it out and... don't expect them. Aimee is stressing about what to get her kid's teacher for Christmas. Shawn thinks he has a way out of it. Plus we call Dial-A-Carol for another tune.

Duration:00:53:35

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FULL SHOW: Play It Forward

12/13/2024
When Aimee went to a special event with her son at the Bellagio, she got hit on by a flirty cowboy in town for NFR. That's when Jayden stepped in and put an end to it. We enter week 15 of our NFL Lock Of The Week competition and it is still anyone's game. Can Colin make a pick that locks down the threepeat this weekend? Dial-A-Carol continues and we have Arthur sing us "Up On The House Top". And you may have heard listeners "Play It Forward" on the show before, but what happened today is legendary and has never happened. Grab some tissues.

Duration:01:03:08

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FULL SHOW: Dale Caroll

12/12/2024
It is the most WONDERFUL time of the year because Dial-A-Carol is back! We give Arthur a call and get serenaded. Jim Carrey admits he "needed the money" which is why he agreed to Sonic 3. What is the most shameful thing you've done to make a buck? Aimee tells us her answer which JUST happened, and her youngest son called her out on it.

Duration:01:07:19

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FULL SHOW: Place Balls Here

12/10/2024
Well, they found the alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO shooter. Luigi Mangione is being held up by many as a hero. Aimee and Shawn discuss the case and why murder is murder whether it is by a gun or by purposefully egregious corporate policy. Aimee has married friends that will snoop through each others phones and she is jealous. Lock Of The Week results for Week 14 ensure one thing: Shawn is the biggest loser.

Duration:01:02:51

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FULL SHOW: He Found His 100th Problem

12/9/2024
It's 6:00am. Do you know where your co-host is? Aimee slept through her alarm because there was none. Shawn and Sammi are engaged and love each other very much, but Mario Kart could spell the end of them. WrestleMania is coming to town and Aimee really wants to bring her son... but have you seen the prices?!

Duration:00:59:20

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FULL SHOW: For You Will Lose Your Reward From Father In Heaven

12/6/2024
Aimee's son got invited to a very fancy event, now she needs to buy some very fancy threads she can't afford. Aimee and the boys battle it out in Week 14 of Lock of The Week A "substitute Santa Claus" tries to Play It Forward for an unlucky listener... can it happen?!

Duration:01:02:49

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FULL SHOW: They Always Taste Like Poison

12/5/2024
It is Spotify Wrapped season. We share our lists and Shawn's is incredibly embarrassing. Aimee's young son Roman has a Christmas list that looks like it came from his older brother Jayden. Plus, sometimes when you're alone you do things that - if someone saw you doing it - would be humiliating. What is that for you?

Duration:01:06:18

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FULL SHOW: I Will Turn Around Twice

12/4/2024
Aimee admits it... she just can't mind her own damn business. Rubbernecking, on her back porch for an hour watching a traffic stop... she just can't. Shawn can't do a dozen holiday events every year. He wants to boil it down a solid two or three events to go to. What are the MUST DO events? And Aimee thinks every new neighbor to a neighborhood should hold a press conference.

Duration:01:12:50

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FULL SHOW: Get Him Ronald!

12/3/2024
Shawn is a notoriously difficult guy to shop for. But Sammi insisted he pick something her family can get him. So he picked something... Aimee has not one but two sick and streppy kids at the house, and it seems like getting antibiotics is harder than getting Oxys right now. Chappell Roan drops the manager that was there from the start, and her latest antics have us wondering if she's cut out for this.

Duration:00:58:36

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FULL SHOW: Stack Up On Munster

11/22/2024
Last night Shawn saw "Wicked" and decided not to spoil it for Aimee or anyone else. That said - it's great. Aimee couldn't get her car started so her husband had to save her. He came by, and boom, it worked. There are some things men (and women) tend to be better at. It's Week 12 of our NFL Lock of The Week competition and the last week before the bye. This could be a pivotal week. Can Aimee close the gap or is Aimee running away from it again?

Duration:01:03:29

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FULL SHOW: Have You Seen The Chimichanga Exhibit?

11/21/2024
Shawn's fiancé Sammi is asking to get a relationship book they can read together for Christmas. Shawn didn't realize you can read the books if things are actually going well. Aimee looked around and realized all of her neighbors keep divorcing and now she's starting to think it is her. Plus, damn is therapy expensive. Wait until you hear the recent bill Shawn just paid.

Duration:01:02:45

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FULL SHOW: Functional Alcoholics

11/20/2024
If you are going to a holiday party that someone else is hosting, are you required to bring a gift or food for a pot luck? What is the default assumption? Aimee and Shawn's boys are absolutely devastating Shawn's betting budget in Lock Of The Week. Aimee watched her youngest son leave the house without the parents for the first time this week, and it was emotional for both of them.

Duration:00:55:48

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FULL SHOW: Bitch School

11/18/2024
Shawn went to pick up an order at Target. A calm conversation was escalated massively by a buffoon of an employee and Aimee was shocked when she heard what she told Shawn. Our listener Sue thinks she knows how she was trained. Aimee had an acquaintance accidentally involve her in a drug deal. Um, awkward. A randomly handwritten letter was sent to Shawn from someone he doesn't know. When he opened it, it all became clear.

Duration:01:14:17

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FULL SHOW: Did You Pull The Pork?

11/15/2024
Aimee is STRESSED about her son's football game. Meanwhile, somehow it is Shawn's son on concussion protocol. Out of the clear blue, Aimee's acquaintance asked her to send a bottle of collectible booze across the country. She thought it was fake. Our Lock Of The Week competition is nearing its end and this week could seal the deal for Colin. Plus it's a day late, but Teresa plays it forward!

Duration:01:05:09

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FULL SHOW: John Krasinski Is Daddy

11/14/2024
Shawn got suckered into watching The Golden Bachelorette this season and... he was NOT impressed with how Joan handled things. At all. How do you break up with someone the right way? Aimee might return a half used candle. But before you raise your eyebrows, hear her out. Once again, Facebook Marketplace is treating Shawn poorly.

Duration:01:04:26

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FULL SHOW: We’re Going Straight To Code

11/14/2024
(Honestly, after the show we wanted to name it "My Husband Wouldn't Agree" but we didn't catch it in time) Aimee had to have her husband drop her off today, and it disrupted her whole flow. Michael Strahan is in "hot water" for not putting his hand over his heart during the National Anthem... but Shawn isn't having it. And the Lock Of The Week is over for Week 10. Can Aimee keep up with Colin?

Duration:01:09:17

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FULL SHOW: You Didn't Pay!

11/12/2024
[Unfortunately our Podcast platform has removed the ability to easily add chapters to the podcast, so unfortunately it's just a chunk now. We are sorry! We love you! Omny, not so much.] Shawn has figured out the one link between the few (and very dumb) arguments that he's had with his fiancé Sammi. Aimee was accused of boosting pork at Smith's, leading to an embarrassing moment in the parking lot. How did your dog get its name?

Duration:01:14:13