Aimee+Shawn

Today is April Fool's Day and the one thing we PROMISE is we will not try to fool you today. Not once. Every stupid thing you hear us say we truly believe. A new survey ranks the TV homes people wish they could live in... is there one home you always dreamt of kicking it in?

Shawn took a trip to New York City over the weekend and a pizza deal has him jealous he doesn't live there. Where are the best places for a cheap eat in Las Vegas? Aimee's friend has a CRAZY alarm schedule on her phone. Except... it might be Aimee that is the crazy one. Plus Jessica Simpson is back in the studio, but it is what she's putting in her mouth to keep her vocal cords fresh... and it is disgusting.

Shawn witnessed a man spend over 30 seconds letting his car back into a spot for him - with no cars on either side of him. That... should be 10 seconds at most. What other pieces of tech are supposed to help but only make things worse? Kelly Clarkson made a good point that has some people on her case. Should school performances happen once the parents are out of work? Is there a better way to do these things so parents don't miss it, teachers get paid and no one misses these special moments?

Aimee recalls trying out for a game show... and realizes she just isn't that good at auditioning. But she wishes she could win a million bucks anyways. One of Shawn's pet peeves are when people look to him to order food for them at the restaurant. Turns out, many people are like this. Plus, both Aimee+Shawn try to avoid shopping at Walmart. They aren't elitists. They just try to avoid the riff raff.

Troy, a senior from Centennial High School, is sitting in with the show today! Police were in Shawn's neighborhood looking for two rascals on e-scooters. It made Shawn remember the days when he would get in trouble when he was younger. What did you want to do when you got older? Now... what do you do today? Same thing? Remotely close? Shawn comes to the conclusion, after talking with Troy, that he would have been cool if he was going to high school today.

Shawn had to call out on Friday last minute due to an extended bout with food poisoning. While he was dry heaving into a barrel and losing 7 pounds overnight, Aimee was making fun of him. Only issue? She did it to him. Aimee's friend in New York lost her phone and turned to the one person she knew had her location... would Aimee be able to get the phone back from 2,500 miles away? Plus, something has Shawn miffed. A friend from back in middle school that he used to be very close with has now avoided him on multiple occasions when her and her husband visits Las Vegas. Now he is taking it personally. Should he?

Aimee's friend is trying to offload her old engagement ring on Facebook and it isn't going well. But who would want a ring with bad ju-ju?! Shawn has INDIGNANT rage this morning about something that happened during his weekend getaway to San Diego. What would you do if someone moved your stuff off a chair at the hotel pool? Do you think Shawn did the right thing? Plus, can anyone figure out what Aimee's son Romie is trying to sing?

Shawn had a great trip to San Diego for Spring Break with the boys... except for the undercooked (or uncooked) steak. Aimee's friend is in the group chat, but doesn't read it and got mad that she didn't get a call about going out to dinner. Who is to blame? At what age should a kid know how to tie their shoes? Shawn's kids are 6 and 8 and he's decided the time is now. The kids are unpleased.

Aimee was getting her taxes done when a kid in the waiting room was playing a fart-sound game on his tablet. The mom asked him to lower it down once... twice... and eventually the mom HAD IT. But not enough to take it away from him. Should she have? Shawn met someone with a terrible breakup story yesterday... and the stories we heard from listeners were even worse!

Shawn had planned the perfect Spring Break with the boys to his happy place, and did it three months ago! And.... he has to cancel because the weather is going to suck. What should he do instead? Some people use Google Calendar or whatever is in their phone, but for people like Aimee, they need to write EVERYTHING down. Where are you with this? Yet another casino buffet is closing in Las Vegas and we are pretty convinced they are going extinct. And we hate it.

A question going around Aimee's house is an interesting one. If one sock gets a hole in it... do you throw out the other? Aimee does, but her husband won't. Shawn's oldest got his lower braces in yesterday. Issue is Shawn is certain they were only supposed to do uppers. Did he get away with something? Should he tell someone? Plus, today marks the 5 year anniversary of the United States losing their mind at the start of COVID.

In a huge shock, Southwest Airlines announced they are stopping their Bags Fly Free promotion, getting in line with pretty much every other airline. What could other companies do to us that would make us go from loving them to hating them? Aimee feels bad for high schoolers and all the pressure they have on them to go viral with asking people to prom, to dance, to be their Valentine's and more... Plus Shawn gives an update on the neighborhood cat that no one knows but everyone loves.

We are upset about the lost hour of sleep. Sure, we feel fine. We just feel betrayed. The act of changing the clock is a chore we delay and delay. But why? There are some chores we complain about SO LOUDLY, but are so easy to do. Research shows that more attractive people make more money than the normies. We talk about the awkwardness of asking for a raise and how it worked out for us. Plus Aimee's son is turning 6 and it is time to prepare for the party and the financial implications that come with it.

Shawn visited a Las Vegas institution for the first time since moving here in 2006. What was it?! Aimee's youngest son is confused. He thinks he is dating his older brother's girlfriend, and when Aimee broke the news to him... he isn't convinced he isn't. Shawn stumbled across a sweet kitty in his front yard that's been there for a couple days and now he's taken it in, sort of. Was it a big mistake?!

Aimee's oldest had a cup of apple sauce thrown at his back in school, and she is asking - for a friend - if it would be OK if a student in a similar situation were to punch that kid in the face. The house across from Shawn is for sale and he's been Zillow stalking what it looks like inside... which only reminded him of all the features in Las Vegas homes that drive him nuts. Turns out he is not alone. Plus in preparation for next week's W.I.N.O.S. event with Aimee at Magic Mike Live, MML emcee Crystal joins us to talk about why the show is such a hit.

Shawn was reading to kids for Nevada Reading Week and was hit with a big topic from one of the kids had Shawn having to shift to a counselor. Aimee's family think she is weird for not wearing a shirt under her sweatshirt. Turns out this is a very battle of the sexes sort of topic. Today marks the beginning of Lent. Are you giving up anything? Aimee is a Catholic but... she isn't having it.

Aimee was hit on by a homeless guy in the parking lot of the station. So when he asked if she had a boyfriend... why would she say yes? She's married. Today is Mardi Gras and... we hate to say it but we don't care. We have never celebrated, although we are sure we'd like it. What other holidays do you tend to ignore? Aimee's sister rents a home that keeps stabbing her in the back. Why does she have to pay to get things repaired?! It's a rental!

Shawn is finally feeling better and took a quick trip to Florida to see some of his family. A quick trip to Ancestry.com started a conversation that makes Shawn wonder why his former DNA test doesn't add up to theirs. Uh oh. Aimee went to a kid's birthday party and witnessed a family crash the party, steal the candy, eat the cake and TRY to steal a gift. WHOA. Plus, Shawn's cousin has a new boyfriend and Shawn got to meet him. But he already knew a lot about him after the deep Google search he did on him weeks prior.

Aimee's youngest son started saying "MOO!" when he was trying to boo someone. That's adorable and frankly none of us are any better. We all say things wrong. How do you expect us to learn a new language when we haven't figured out our own language?! Plus why is it half the time you're with the doctor, you're telling them what you have versus the other way around?!

Aimee's friend nearly had her home burn to the ground because of a dryer fire. Turns out they are more common than you think. Shawn is really butt hurt about the closure of Jo-Ann Fabrics despite the fact he hasn't knitted a thing in his life. He's willing to give up other stores to save it. Plus, have you been noticing a lot of animals in the streets lately. Aimee has seen a ton in just the last day and it is time these animals wise up.