Aimee+Shawn

Sammi texted Shawn during the show and told him he needs to live to 115 so he can live as long as an online calculator says she'll live. He used it as an opportunity to guilt her to go hiking. Aimee brought her son back to the DMV again to get him on the road. Issue is, between the multiple visits to the worst place on the earth to the cost of insurance... is it even worth it? Shawn's son once again needs glasses and eye drops and even an eye patch according to his eye doctor. Except Colin reads fine and says his vision is not blurry. So... Shawn wants a second opinion.

Aimee showed up today... but her voice decided to stay home. She met Scottie Pippen over the weekend and while that was cool, Scottie got the wrong sense of her life. Shawn had to step in a little with kids that aren't his. Eventually there comes a point where you've got to step in, but what point is it when you're allowed to parent other people's kids? Plus, Aimee ended up choosing the correct winner for the Super Bowl, even though it killed her to do it.

Super Bowl Sunday is here and our resident degenerate, sales guy Mike, runs through the prop bets he says should hit. Shawn celebrated a very special anniversary yesterday... but it isn't what you think.

A listener of the show got vibes that Shawn was a bit stressed lately and decided to DM him to hopefully encourage him. Thankfully, her vibes were off. Sorta. Aimee's son, a sophomore in high school, was just told he needs to retake a 6th grade class or he can't graduate. Turns out this happens a lot. Plus, do you think you are smarter than the average American?

Why is it when a business screws up and they overcharge you, it happens immediately, but the refund takes 3-5 business days! Make it make sense. Shawn had a talk about the movie Wall-E with his son and... he traumatized him. Super Bowl is sneaking up on us and if you wanted to make a last second, cheapest trip to the game, you probably can't afford it.

Shawn's son was asking about smoking and so Shawn went into the schpeel. The way his son is learning smoking is bad is WAY different than the way Shawn's mom taught him. Plus there is a missing dog in Summerlin and Aimee feels personally connected to the story. And it turns out the list of "Most Attractive Professions" line up pretty well with the lost of "Professions Most Likely To Cheat".

It was a crappy weekend for Shawn, and a crappier one for Aimee's son. And we mean that literally. Shawn is convinced his fiancé Sammi is one of the most persuasive people on the planet. Wait until you hear what she did just this week. We are pretty much sick of social media at this point and we wish MySpace was back.

Remember the candy from when you were a kid? Where are the favorites? Whether they are discontinued or just hard to find... what do you miss the most? Aimee misses bummin' candy cigs. Shawn has been having trouble sleeping the past couple nights, and he thinks he knows why. Why is it that Super Bowl ads just don't feel special anymore?

Shawn's 8 year old son Colin started asking questions about race, so Shawn had to have a serious talk with him. Did he do a good job? Most of the songs we play are inappropriate, and the other ones we could play are written by inappropriate people. What to do, what to do. Aimee was introduced to the idea of "Blessing Bags" and we love the idea so much, we are thinking about doing it.

Aimee is stuck doing a family project with her kindergartener and... its about Tundra Swans? What the hell is that?! Shawn's youngest son said he "hated" his dad within earshot of him and he's heartbroken and a little pissed about it. Red onions. Why the hell are they called red?! Plus how does your partner make you better?

We got a chance to talk to Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, usually unlovingly known as Speidi. But since the California Wildfires took their house, the internet has been giving them their flowers. After getting a chance to talk to them, so are we. Shawn's son got kicked square in the balls at school and Shawn's not pleased. There are certain foods that Aimee won't allow inside her house. What foods? Why?

Aimee was returning some Amazon stuff at Kohl's and witnessed a married guy flirting with someone in line. Listen to the story. Is that cheating? Bojangles is open in Las Vegas and the line is nuts. What is the next thing we don't have that should come here? After watching Mark Zuckerberg at the Inauguration, we think we have nailed who he looks like. What is the deal with the stomach bug going around with the kids this season?

A new convenience store opened in Aimee's hometown, and the sign is spelled so badly, it is the talk of the town. We heard that our co-workers were doing a trust fall exercise earlier this week. This is a) hilarious and b) we don't know if we'd trust any of our co-workers to catch us. We hear of a story about a grandmother that sent her grandkid on the wrong bus, headed to the wrong school.

Shawn's fiance Sammi decided to buy some cheap wedding dresses and try them on for Shawn and his boys. Needless to say, one of the dresses did not impress his oldest son. FOX 5's John Huck has been doing amazing work covering the stories behind the story in the California Wildfires. He joins us to talk about the aftermath and the road that follows for those who have had their lives turned upside down. Aimee picked up a new addiction over the holiday break: an app. Now she wants us all to be blockheads.

Aimee had to bring her son to the DMV to get his picture for his permit. She thought she had an appointment, except she didn't. Queue the anger. We talk with Las Vegas native, UNLV grad and ABC7 Bay Area reporter Zach Fuentes who spent the past several days covering the California wildfires. He lets us in on the scenes he witnessed while he was down there, and the need in SoCal today and for months to come. Aimee really wants to do jury duty. Her friend got invited to grand jury duty and, it turns out, our boss will be joining her.

Shawn started the show like he was drunk this morning, and this weekend his kids were acting like they were drunk. Turns out none of them were drunk... just silly. Aimee tried to watch a season of TV shows with her husband and... anyone that knows, knows this is painful. Plus it took Shawn 11 years to do this at his house. 11 years. There is no excuse.

Aimee RSVPed for a party months ago, and is cancelling about 10 days before the event. But her seat, drinks and dinner are already paid for. Should she shell out the cash? Shawn got hit up for money on the Aimee+Shawn Instagram page and it was too funny not to share. Plus the best part of waking up is plastic in your cup.

(We know today's show sounds glitchy. Turns out we are dealing with power issues at the station... and it's making everything weird.) Aimee had herself a DAY yesterday... her dog ate it's own poop (as it does), didn't like the taste of it, and puked it everyone. Shawn booked a trip for the fam and got into the psychology of picking plane seats. Aimee's eldest just got his first D1 college offer! How sick is that?! Plus our co-worker wanted an innocent tattoo... that turns out might not be that innocent depending on who you ask.

Today was a SILLY show... starting with the fact that Shawn didn't shower this morning. Sorry, Aimee. Aimee did some last minute Christmas shopping and had a humiliating moment in Downtown Summerlin. Turns out she's not alone. Shawn went to his fiancé Sammi's home for Christmas and did Christmas... their way. It was fun, but it was weird compared to what he is used to. Plus, the price of eggs are too damn high and it has us thinking about owning chickens again. Also... how, exactly, do eggs become chickens? You will never look at eggs the same way again.

We are back after a LONG break! Hopefully you and yours had a great break! Aimee has had an issue with the house next to hers constantly having divorces. Three in total. NOW... the house on the OTHER side of her is getting one too! The Lock of The Week competition is coming to the GRAND FINALE... can Colin win his third in a row? Shawn took his kids to Arizona to go tubing, and a staff member sent one of his sons down too early and took out his other son like a missile. What the form said afterwards had Shawn rolling his eyes hard.