Everybody Is Awful podcast

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Loki Skywalker, both twins named Alana, Lemony Rin and more awful babay names are discussed. Also, here is the link to the Pickleball fight I was talking about. https://x.com/TheKevinDalton/status/1925600337295286403?t=pHAa6x6C9FWcuTuKK-yjtQ&s=19 Join Patreon for extra episodes at patren.com/jimflorentine Seee Jim on tour coming to: Rochester, NY, Syracuse, NY, Astoria Queens, Freehold, NJ, London, UK, Manchester UK, Birmingham, UK Bohemia, NY, Naples, FL and more. Support our Sponsor: Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

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People walking around with shirts that say, No Coffee No Workee, I'm Your Nacho Average Dad, Everyday I'm Muscle'N, I Would Flex But I Like This Shirt, “WARNING I MAY SPONTANEOUSLY BURST INTO DISNEY SONGS AT ANY MOMENT” and more! Support our sponsor: Support the show and protect your online privacy with ExpressVPN. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

Woman drops a duece on a car hood during a road rage incident, guy puts an eel up his ass, another guy puts a battery in his dickhole and more! Join patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Get a Youtube membership at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy Go to Jimflorentine.com for tour dates. Coming to the following cities: Atlantic Highlands, NJ Levittown, LI, NY Cranston, RI Plymouth, MA Laconia, NH Endicott, NY Rochester, NY Syracuse, NY Queens, NY Freehold, NJ London, UK Manchester UK Birmingham, UK Naples, FL Bohemia, NY

More dumb people paying extra money to have a personalized plate. It's mostly people with Electric cars bragging on their plate that the car doesn't use gas. Fascinating! We expose those plates on this podcast. Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel for extra episodes at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy See Jim on tour coming to the following cities: Minneapolis, Long Island, Cranston, RI, Plymouth, MA, Laconia, NH, Highlands, NJ, Freehold, NJ, Rochester and Syracuse, NY. Go to jimflorentine.com for tickets. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

More dumb Inspirational Quotes posted on social media by dumb people. Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1st deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/

More BS stories that never happened. Support our sponsors: Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1 deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/ Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

A guy on Yelp exaggerates and says he waited 3 hours for a Tow Truck to come, he always waited over 20 minutes at the Dunkin' Donuts drive thru even though there were only 3 Cars ahead of him and he's furious that employees at an Outlet Furniture store were joking and laughing while on the job! Be happy you're not this miserable prick. Support the Podcast by joing Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. You can also be a member on my Youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Support our sponsers: Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1 deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/ Support the show and start your free online Hims visit at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

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A woman likes to go cafe hopping, another woman hopes the man she meets has a Zombie Apocalypse plan to escape and another one wants you to stay calm if there is a plane delay when you travel. Fascinating! Check out Jim on Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out Jim's Youtube channel at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy. Join as a member for extra episodes. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Minneapolis, Boca Raton, FL, Houston, Westminster, CA, Atlantic Highlands, NJ, Long Island, NY. Brand new Special Ed T Shirts available atJimflorentine.com under merchandise. Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1 deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/

More stories made up online from pathetic people. Support our sponser: Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

Train Sweet Soul Sister, B52's Loveshack, Level 42 Something About You, Peter Gabriel Red Rain, Hall & Oates Private Eyes, Kenny Loggins Footloose and more are discussed. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join Youtube for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join

David Bowie Last Dance, Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger, Denice Williams Lets hear It For The Boy, The Weeknd Blinding Lights, Kajagoogoo Too Shy, Pete Townshend Rough Boy and more are discussed. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join Youtube for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Check Jim out on tour and also Podcast T shirts available at Jimflorentine.com Support our Sponser Green Chef at: Support the show and get free salads for 2 months & 50% off your first Green Chef box. Use the code FLORENTINEFREE at https://www.greenchef.com/FLORENTINEFREE

Dating profiles discussed this week. One woman says she wants to go on a date and get to know each other! Shocking, didn't know you do that on a date. Another woman says she needs to be treated like a princess. There is a strong possibilty she might be difficult to be around. Join Patreon for extra epiosdes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Be a member on my Youtube channel for even more extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Support our sponser this week: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Culture Club, El Debarge, Naked Eyes, Martika and more awful songs discussed. Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine https://www.patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join

More stories about more Teachers banging their students. Also Kelce and Swift are in hiding and a son films his Mom's Only Fans videos. Coming to the following cities: Orlando, FL, Atlanta, Manasquan, NJ, Boca Raton, FL, Emmaus, PA, Minneapolis, MN, Edmonton, Canada. Join my Patreon for extra Podcast episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Youtube channel is Youtube.com/Jimflorentinecomedy

The Kelce's and Taylor Swift both had bad nights. Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/florentine10fm

Electric Cars, Fire Aid, Tampons in Men's bathrooms, Justin Tucker, Fat Bitch suing Lyft, It Ends With Us Movie, Kelce Brothers and Football and Super Bowl talk. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patren.com/jimflorentine. Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly with the code AWFUL. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

More inspirational quotes posted on social media that help absolutely no one.