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A woman likes to go cafe hopping, another woman hopes the man she meets has a Zombie Apocalypse plan to escape and another one wants you to stay calm if there is a plane delay when you travel. Fascinating! Check out Jim on Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Check out Jim's Youtube channel at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy. Join as a member for extra episodes. Check out Jim on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Minneapolis, Boca Raton, FL, Houston, Westminster, CA, Atlantic Highlands, NJ, Long Island, NY. Brand new Special Ed T Shirts available atJimflorentine.com under merchandise. Support the show and use code AWFUL on MyBookie to double your money instantly on your 1 deposit. Head to https://www.mybookie.ag/

More stories made up online from pathetic people. Support our sponser: Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/AWFULPOD

Train Sweet Soul Sister, B52's Loveshack, Level 42 Something About You, Peter Gabriel Red Rain, Hall & Oates Private Eyes, Kenny Loggins Footloose and more are discussed. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join Youtube for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join

David Bowie Last Dance, Maroon 5 Moves Like Jagger, Denice Williams Lets hear It For The Boy, The Weeknd Blinding Lights, Kajagoogoo Too Shy, Pete Townshend Rough Boy and more are discussed. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join Youtube for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Check Jim out on tour and also Podcast T shirts available at Jimflorentine.com Support our Sponser Green Chef at: Support the show and get free salads for 2 months & 50% off your first Green Chef box. Use the code FLORENTINEFREE at https://www.greenchef.com/FLORENTINEFREE

Dating profiles discussed this week. One woman says she wants to go on a date and get to know each other! Shocking, didn't know you do that on a date. Another woman says she needs to be treated like a princess. There is a strong possibilty she might be difficult to be around. Join Patreon for extra epiosdes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Be a member on my Youtube channel for even more extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Support our sponser this week: Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today. Head to https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Ed Sheeran, Maroon 5, Culture Club, El Debarge, Naked Eyes, Martika and more awful songs discussed. Join my Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine https://www.patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel at Youtube.com/jimflorentinecomedy https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join

More stories about more Teachers banging their students. Also Kelce and Swift are in hiding and a son films his Mom's Only Fans videos. Coming to the following cities: Orlando, FL, Atlanta, Manasquan, NJ, Boca Raton, FL, Emmaus, PA, Minneapolis, MN, Edmonton, Canada. Join my Patreon for extra Podcast episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine Join my Youtube channel for extra episodes at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCymIVy0JLL1qoVaQ3wbsGoA/join Youtube channel is Youtube.com/Jimflorentinecomedy

The Kelce's and Taylor Swift both had bad nights. Support the show and get up to 10 free HelloFresh meals at https://www.hellofresh.com/florentine10fm

Electric Cars, Fire Aid, Tampons in Men's bathrooms, Justin Tucker, Fat Bitch suing Lyft, It Ends With Us Movie, Kelce Brothers and Football and Super Bowl talk. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patren.com/jimflorentine. Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly with the code AWFUL. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

More inspirational quotes posted on social media that help absolutely no one.

The title says it all. Enough with these two. Join Patreon for extra episodes at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Check me out on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Kenosha, WI, Easton, PA, Atlanta, GA, Orlando, FL, Manasquan, NJ, Emmaus, PA, Westminster, CA and Boca Raton, FL. Support the show and download the DraftKings Sportsbook app. New customers can bet $5 to get $200 in bonus bets instantly with the code AWFUL. Support the show and start your free online Hims visit today at https://www.hims.com/AWFUL

Brooke Shields gets vagina surgery, Jason Kelce's new talk show bombs in the ratings, and awful personalized plates like next chapter, I'm fine, Porsche on a Porsche car and more. Check Jim out on tour at Jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Westminster, CA Kenosha, WI Atlanta, GA Orlando, FL New DraftKings customers get $200 in bonus bets when you bet just $5. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use the code AWFUL.

Jason Kelce needing more attention then ever, a grown man gets upset because he waited 20 minutes for a Chocolate Chip Cookie, Kathy Griffin Says Trump is going to put her in an Interment camp and more. New DraftKings customers can download the DraftKings Sportsbook app and use code AWFUL to get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you bet just $5.

A bunch of mentally ill people making up stories on social media. Also, some Landman TV show discussion.

A woman gets to a happy hour at 6:59pm that ends at 7pm, a Vegatarian has a problem ordering at a Steakhouse, a guy gives a one star review only because the restaurant bathroom isn't clean and more. Join Patreon for extra episodes at pateeon.com/jimflorentine. Check Jim out on tour 12/27-28 San Diego, 12/31 Scranton, PA. All dates at Jimflorentine.com.

There is a thing called "Winter Penis" for men. Also, man uses a cucumber on himself and her woman brags her vagina is magic. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates at Jimflorentine.com.

Brutal slang words like Bye Felicia, Someone's Yuck is Someone Else's Yum, Bloomies, Trunk Or Treat, Easy Peasy Chicken Squeezy, Freshwomen, Pro Bono and the worst one ever I Didn't Have That On My Bingo Card. Sign up for patreon for an extra episode every week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine. Tour dates and Everybody Is Awful T Shirts at jimflorentine.com.

The over exposure of the Kelce brothers is dicussed and then dumb inspirational quotes that don't help or inspire anyone. Check Jim out on tour at jimflorentine.com. Coming to the following cities: Erie, PA, Fort Lauderdale and Key West, FL, San Diego, CA, Scranton, PA and more. Join Patreon for an extra episode a week at Patreon.com/jimflorentine.

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