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On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON open their email inbox to hear from a man seeking advice on how to dump his girlfriend. Corinne then does a trust fall and hands Krystyna scissors to cut out her extensions on camera before the duo welcomes educator, business owner, physicist and Democratic candidate for Mayor of New York City, DR. SELMA BARTHOLOMEW, to the studio. The trio discuss Dr. B’s vision for a better NYC, the importance of a solid sense of community and access to quality education, the corruption happening at the municipal level, and why she is ready to take on the role of Mayor. Follow DR. SELMA on IG @⁠DrSelmaB4Mayor ⁠ Follow CORINNE on IG @⁠PhilanthropyGal⁠ Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @⁠KrystynaHutch⁠ Follow ERIC on IG @⁠EricFretty ⁠ Want to write into the show? Send us an email ⁠SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com⁠ Learn more about her platform: ⁠https://drselmabartholomew.com/⁠ MUSIC CREDIT FOR TODAY'S EPISODE SKYLR Villain ⁠https://music.apple.com/us/album/villain-single/1793990592⁠ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON open their email inbox to hear about a woman’s boyfriend taking his own life and blaming her for it. C&K then discuss the building blocks of a successful surprise party before welcoming fellow comedian, TINA FRIML, to the studio. The trio talk about growing up with cerebral palsy, getting bullied out of school, men weaponizing a woman’s f*ckability, using dating apps as a disabled woman, and the healing power of being sexually adventurous. Follow TINA on IG @⁠TinaFriml⁠ Follow CORINNE on IG @⁠PhilanthropyGal⁠ Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @⁠KrystynaHutch⁠ Follow ERIC on IG @⁠EricFretty ⁠ Want to write into the show? Send us an email ⁠SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com⁠ MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Keyrahthesun Lotus Flower https://open.spotify.com/artist/6xwx21xGlWr3TFSPaTaumG?si=8dUAo4SCSryiklCDReVxRA&nd=1&dlsi=447d0cffe2da480d Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, CORINE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON read an email from a listener who gets handsy with his straight male friends when he drinks. C&K then welcome stand-up comedian, JUSTIN MARTINDALE, to the studio. The trio discuss some hot celebrity gossip, rooting hard for Britney Spears, mindlessly pursuing fame, posting about taking a break from social media, proposing after being proposed to, and the importance of playfully giving your partner sh*t. PLUS! The gayest thing Corinne has ever heard. Follow JUSTIN in IG: @JustinMartindale Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDIT FOR TODAY'S EPISODE Pall Mall Blart Cop 2 Sweet Bike https://open.spotify.com/track/1yXOB49FolsODCeLnXRO0s?si=FlTCGvw3Qq-dbhCxsn-lyQ&nd=1&dlsi=e518a2d9424c44da Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Hump Day, Fckers! On today’s bonus episode, your trusted hosts, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discuss human incubators, the dangers of leading without empathy, and how everyone is full of sh*t. C&K then open their email inbox to hear from a listener guilt-tripped over sending nudes, an all-consuming story of a gal trying to get her cat back, and a woman whose only relationship was with a man who ended up thinking he was Buddha. Follow CORINNE on IG @⁠PhilanthropyGal⁠ Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @⁠KrystynaHutch⁠ Follow ERIC on IG @⁠EricFretty ⁠ Want to write into the show? Send us an email ⁠SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s solo episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON discuss male comedians peacocking their hot young girlfriends, the only type of surgery that’s researched on women, recent subway kerfuffles, and the unpleasant sight of a man with just a mustache on his face. C&K then open their email inbox to hear dilemmas about best friend breakups, a virgin sister, an unhinged wedding speech, and a gal who’s about to find out she is, in fact, the problem. Follow CORINNE on IG @⁠PhilanthropyGal⁠ Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @⁠KrystynaHutch⁠ Follow ERIC on IG @⁠EricFretty ⁠ Want to write into the show? Send us an email at ⁠SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com⁠ MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Dan Bern Albuquerque Lullabye ⁠https://music.apple.com/us/album/albuquerque-lullaby/14080532?i=14080520⁠ Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON read an email from a woman who’s dating the type of guy obsessed with starting his own business. C&K then welcome CHANEL OMARI to the podcast studio. The trio discuss getting into a roomful of models by being hired as the court jester, dating someone going through mental health issues, working with A-list celebrities, dealing with misleading tabloid headlines, and getting adjusted to the pace of a healthy relationship. Follow CHANEL on IG: @ChanelOmari Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Dan Bern Alaska Highway https://music.apple.com/us/album/alaska-highway/14080532?i=14080512 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON open the GWF inbox to hear from a woman who is oversharing with a grown man who doesn’t want to be her friend. C&K then welcome author SUSAN SHAPIRO BARASH to the studio to discuss her latest book, Estranged: How Strained Female Friendships Can Be Mended or Ended. The trio dive deep into the intricate dynamics of female best friends, the various types of toxic friends, what to do when you no longer fit into your best friend’s life, and why breaking up with your best girlfriend can feel lightyears more painful than a romantic break-up. Follow SUSAN on IG: @⁠SusanShapiroBarash⁠ Follow CORINNE on IG @⁠PhilanthropyGal⁠ Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @⁠KrystynaHutch⁠ Follow ERIC on IG @⁠EricFretty ⁠ To read more, donate, or sign up to volunteer for Corinne's NYC Mayoral Campaign, visit: ⁠https://www.corinnefisher.com/ ⁠ Want to write into the show? Send us an email ⁠SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com⁠ MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Unravel Ellisa Sun ⁠https://music.apple.com/us/album/unravel/1765396053?i=1765396065 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON open their email inbox to hear from a f*cker perplexed over her small town’s star treatment of a male celebrity who was Me Too’d a few years back. C&K then discuss definitely not wanting kids and the circumstances surrounding the death of Virginia Giuffre before welcoming their guest, DASH KATZ, to the studio. The trio discuss the drama you encounter on a reality competition show, sneaking around a guy’s snoring mother to have a short-lived hookup, being vivaciously bi-sexual, the sudden loss of a parent, the trauma of being human, and the beauty of having a poetic and sensitive father. Follow DASH on IG: @DashKatz Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty To read more, donate, or sign up to volunteer for Corinne's NYC Mayoral Campaign, visit: https://www.corinnefisher.com/ Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: LxTox In the Morning https://music.apple.com/ca/song/in-the-morning/1757889567 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, your hosts CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON open their email inbox to hear from a gal who confessed her love right before losing control of the wrong thing. The gals then welcome stand-up comedian, ESTER STEINBERG. The trio discuss the pros and cons of living in Las Vegas, not wanting kids, getting pregnant on your wedding night, and the social importance of raising two sons. Follow ESTER on IG: @⁠Ester.Steinberg⁠ Watch Ester's special, ⁠SCHMEAR CAMPAIGN⁠ Follow CORINNE on IG @⁠PhilanthropyGal⁠ Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @⁠KrystynaHutch⁠ Follow ERIC on IG @⁠EricFretty ⁠ To read more, donate, or sign up to volunteer for Corinne's NYC Mayoral Campaign, visit: ⁠https://www.corinnefisher.com/ ⁠ Want to write into the show? Send us an email ⁠SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com⁠ MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Too Loud Little Super Dragons ⁠https://music.apple.com/us/album/too-loud/1720938687?i=1720938688 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Hump Day, Luminary Fckers! On today’s bonus episode, Krystyna shares insights from her recent mushroom journey. Corinne and Krystyna then turn to the GWF inbox to hear from woman on the fence about getting her dog back, a gal getting ghosted by all her girl “friends,” and a lesbian listener with two eerily misinformed MAGA parents. Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE: HAVS Unmasked https://music.apple.com/us/album/unmasked/1765764540?i=1765764545 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON read an email from a listener with a seemingly crazy story about her vagina, a f*ckboy, and a diving accident. Corinne reads a Washington Post article about breaking up with your AI boyfriend and the gals share why they vehemently disagree. C&K then welcome stand-up comedian, NORE DAVIS, to the studio. The trio talk about enduring psychological abuse from a narcissistic parent, coming to terms with the death of that parent, the uphill battle of undoing a lifetime of negative beliefs about yourself, breaking the cycle by raising your daughter with love and compassion, and how to discern who the voices in your head belong to. Follow NORE on IG: @NoreDavis Listen to Nore’s latest stand-up album, “40” Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty To read more, donate, or sign up to volunteer for Corinne's NYC Mayoral Campaign, visit: https://www.corinnefisher.com/ Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: The Tin Can Collective Long Life, Short Stray https://music.apple.com/us/album/long-life-short-stray-single/1774627031 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON open their email inbox to hear from a woman whose once robust sex drive has escaped her. Krystyna shares a recent “aha moment” about false beliefs and Corinne gives an update on the mayoral run before C&K welcome stand-up comedian, MIKE FINOIA, to the studio. The trio discuss learning not to trust people, vicious break-ups, doing cocaine in Denver to get over your ex, the therapeutic power of Ketamine, and having a partner who stands by you through your mental breakdown. Follow MIKE on Instagram @MikeFinoia Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty To read more, donate, or sign up to volunteer for Corinne's NYC Mayoral Campaign, visit: https://www.corinnefisher.com/ Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Payson Meistritch Come Back to You - Single https://music.apple.com/us/album/come-back-to-you/1800906207?i=1800906211 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON open their inbox to hear from a woman who got got by a 19-year-old after recommending she listen to GWF. The gals then welcome founder and CEO of The Abortion Positivity Project, SOPHIE NIR, to the studio. The trio discuss what language to use when talking about abortion, bad-faith questions, the importance of having a good strategy, the small but mighty group of anti-abortion extremists, why society doesn’t humanize women, and how to start your own 501c3. Follow The Abortion Positivity Project on IG @AbortionPositivity Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty To read more, donate, or sign up to volunteer for Corinne's NYC Mayoral Campaign, visit: https://www.corinnefisher.com/ Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: KIIRA Colors https://music.apple.com/us/album/colors/1703228698?i=1703228706 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s bonus episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON discuss the selective “psychic” downloads of a Pisces and the knowledge gained when you decide to run for mayor. Corinne then reads an article from The Cut by Jessica Bennett titled, “Do Straight Women Really Exist?” C&K ponder the ups and downs and loneliness that can come from being attracted to the opposite sex. Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Music in Today's episode: S.J.Tucker Go Away Godboy https://music.apple.com/us/album/go-away-godboy/253827918?i=253828323 Learn more about Corinne's Mayoral Campaign Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s solo episode, your girls, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discuss updates on the mayoral campaign, reflect on the wise words of Steven Pressfield, and discuss Krystyna’s recent experiences with men on the streets of NYC. C&K then open their email inbox to hear from a woman lamenting her boyfriend’s voting history, a gal with a sleazy brother-in-law, a woman who overcame her bad childhood at a crossroads with her family, and a woman smitten with a narcissist she met on a TV show. Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty To read more, donate, or sign up to volunteer for Corinne's NYC Mayoral Campaign, visit: https://www.corinnefisher.com/ Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Cheena Monsoon Ace Queen https://music.apple.com/us/album/ace-queen/1759667680?i=1759667681 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, open their email inbox to hear from a f*cker who finally found a healthy relationship until she Googled her boyfriend’s dad. C&K then welcome stand-up comedian, GUILIO GALLAROTTI, to the studio. The trio discuss pursuing women after a life of being pursued, prioritizing your partner’s conventional life, basking in the fleeting bliss of love bombing, building a library in Afghanistan, and the magic of our good friend, Danny Palmer. Follow GIULIO on Instagram @NotJulio Watch Guilio’s stand-up special “ON THE MAP” Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty To read more, donate, or sign up to volunteer for Corinne's NYC Mayoral Campaign, visit: https://www.corinnefisher.com/ Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Sullest Compline: Night Duty https://music.apple.com/us/album/compline-night-duty/1781078463?i=1781078464 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, open their email inbox to hear from a f*cker who works as a teacher and professional MMA fighter. Corinne gives an update on campaigning before the gals welcome former political aide and the first woman to come forward about the sexual harassment she experienced at the hands of Andrew Cuomo, LINDSEY BOYLAN. The trio discuss the ambitious beginnings of Lindsey’s political career, the nightmare that is working under Cuomo’s grabby hands, the multitude of victims that came forward against him and the retaliation that followed, and what Lindsey tells her daughter about the uphill battle she’s currently fighting to make sure no one ranks Cuomo or Adams in the June 24th New York City mayoral primary. Follow Lindsey on IG @LindseyBoylanNY To read more, donate, or sign up to volunteer for Corinne's NYC Mayoral Campaign, visit: https://www.corinnefisher.com/ Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: LxTox The Collector https://music.apple.com/ca/album/the-collector/1757888923?i=1757889300 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, open their inbox to hear from a female f*cker in a male-dominated field, unsure how to react to sexual jokes on the job. Corinne provides us with a mayoral campaign update and then the duo brings on professor of biology and author of “The Sexual Evolution: How 500 Years of Sex, Gender, and Mating Shape Modern Relationships”, NATHAN LENTS, to the studio. The trio talk about various expressions of gender throughout the animal kingdom, how other species go about mating, the success of matriarchal societies in nature, and the most inspiring facets of behaviour Nathan has learned through studying the mating habits of animals. Follow NATHAN on Instagram: @NathanLents15 Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com Learn more about Corinne’s NYC Mayoral Campaign, sign up to volunteer, and/or donate! (American Citizens, only, as per the NY Election laws) www.CorinneFisher.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Stoby Gibberish https://open.spotify.com/track/6FN3bDISsflf5DpenSJvDn?si=78e77b9df4cf4408 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Today’s episode was recorded live at New York Comedy Club for the first CORINNE FISHER FOR MAYOR Benefit! Your trusted hosts, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, discuss the politics of being human in America and the importance of showing up to support a new kind of leader, even on Valentine’s Day. The duo then bring fellow stand-up, JAYE McBRIDE, to the stage. The trio discuss the attempted erasure of and fearmongering surrounding trans people, the Republican party’s tendency to treat politics like sports, and gay bars being the last safe haven for women in bathrooms. C&K then bring adult entertainment icon, JOANNA ANGEL, to the stage to discuss the ups and downs of being freshly divorced and s’work. PLUS! Some poignant words by New York City’s Next Mayor. Follow JAYE McBRIDE on IG: @Jaye.McBride Follow JOANNA ANGEL on IG @JoannaAngel Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Stoby Living in Automobiles https://music.apple.com/us/album/living-in-automobiles/1649721993?i=1649721995 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Happy Friday, Fckers! On today’s episode, your favorite older sisters, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON, read an email from a listener whose ex-husband made her birthday about him. The gals then discuss Corinne’s campaign for Mayor of New York City and the power of a grassroots movement. C&K are then joined by stand-up comedian, CALISE HAWKINS. The trio discuss the wicked roots of sleep training your kid, wanting to do everything right as a young mother, healing moments in a strenuous relationship with your mom, leaning into being sexy, and the ups and downs of love bombing. PLUS! Calise and Krystyna cry a bunch. Follow CALISE @CaliseHawkins Get tickets to her birthday show [FEB 27th] HERE Follow CORINNE on IG @PhilanthropyGal Follow KRYSTYNA on IG @KrystynaHutch Follow ERIC on IG @EricFretty Want to write into the show? Send us an email SorryAboutLastNightShow@gmail.com MUSIC CREDITS FOR TODAY’S EPISODE: Fio Dishonest https://music.apple.com/us/album/dishonest-single/1530126895 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.