Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about speed bags, tabloids, and lonely Bill. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-20-17 - Bill rambles about old babies, heroes, and first degree cuntiness. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Silverchair - Abuse Me

Bill rambles about the SNL 50 concert, organic food, and shorts in the winter. SimpliSafe: Go to www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free. Hims: Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR

Bill rambles about 'Becoming Led Zeppelin', seeing Paul McCartney, and steam rooms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (24:00) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 2-13-17 - Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K, and changing diapers. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Beatles - Fixing A Hole

Bill rambles about not watching the Super Bowl, drones at the beach, and the Valentine's Day grift. Open Phone: Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Magic Spoon: Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR

Bill rambles about the golden age of sports, being isolated, and evil research records. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (37:20) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-6-17 - A stunned Bill Burr rambles about the Patriots Super Bowl win, coaching your kid's team and brushing your teeth. (01:42:20) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Super Bowl SimpliSafe: Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/(BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix: And Helix is so confident in their products, they want you to experience it for yourself. Go to helixsleep.com/BURR for 20% off sitewide + 2 free dream pillows with mattress purchase. Zip Recruiter: See for yourself! Just go to www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR right now to try it for free.

Bill rambles about children's theater, the Luka trade, and women's cricket. Hims: With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free.

Bill rambles about getting over a cold, a surprise gathering, and the news. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (27:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-30-17 - Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping, and chicken little. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Wayne Shorter - Black Orpheus

Bill rambles about Johnny Mathis, the Chiefs, and Japanese Motorcycles. Hims: With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free.

Bill rambles about the 90's, reincarnation, and the beauty of a brake light. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (28:24) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-24-25 - Bill rambles about Madonna, NFL Football, and writing poetry. (01:21:58) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Championship Games Squarespace: Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Policy Genius: Secure your family’s tomorrow so you have peace of mind today. Head to www.policygenius.com/BILLBURR

Bill rambles about kids birthday cakes, playoffs, and the American Presidency. Open Phone: Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR Magic Spoon: Get 5 dollars off your next order at www.MagicSpoon.com/BURR

Bill rambles about autographs, coffee cups, and music theory. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (34:52) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-16-25 Bill rambles about days off, Michael Strahan, and football playoffs. (01:36:09) - Anything Better NFL Preview & Picks - Divisional Playoffs

Bill rambles about reactions, artificial intelligence, and cars.

Bill rambles about the L.A. fires, information farming, and succumbing to the matrix. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (37:25) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-9-17 Bill rambles about the Russians, apple trees, and dropping the c-note on your LAY-DEEE! Hims: Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you. Start your free online visit today at www.Hims.com/BURR Helix: Get 25% off Sitewide + 2 FREE Dream Pillows with any mattress purchase at www.HelixSleep.com/BURR Square Space: Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to www.squarespace.com/BURR save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

Bill rambles about tree disposal, 'You're So Vain', and calling your girlfriend a 9 out of 10. Zip Recruiter: Go to this exclusive web address to try ZipRecruiter FOR FREE: ZipRecruiter.com/BURR.

Bill rambles about destroying sand castles, the years flying by, and having a dog. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:55) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-3-17 - Bill rambles about the Rose Bowl, having hope, and one thing leading to another. (01:40:29) - NFL Preview & Picks - Week 18

Bill rambles while driving around about baristas, flashlights, and phone upgrades. Harley Davidson: Visit www.HarleyDavidson.com/BillBurr to sign up for the Harley Davidson Riding Academy, which allows you to learn how to ride a motorcycle and get your license! Open Phone: Right now, OpenPhone is offering 20% off of your first 6 months when you go to www.OpenPhone.com/BURR

Bill rambles about Christmas pajamas of past, British engines, and going on a journey. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-26-24 - Bill rambles about woman removers, NBA hoop, and blaming the year 2016. (01:04:53) - Anything Better Preview & Picks - Week 17

Bill rambles about the holiday season, the Food Network, and Billy blow dry.

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