Monday Morning Podcast

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Bill rambles about commercials, cops & protesters, and getting pulled over. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:21) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-27-25 Bill rambles about malls, Formula 1 and his shit-ass house. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Ben Wendel - March

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Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-20-17 - Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars, and losing his shit. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)

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Bill rambles about New York, L.A. Airspace, and Shakespeare. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:51) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 3-13-25 - Bill rambles about do-wop, heaven, and half-a-dude wrasslin. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Roy Ayers - Liquid Love

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Bill rambles about the NHL, going to shows, and model cars. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:59) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-27-25 - Bill rambles about Daytona, texting, and taking back roads.

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Bill rambles about speed bags, tabloids, and lonely Bill. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:27) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-20-17 - Bill rambles about old babies, heroes, and first degree cuntiness. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Silverchair - Abuse Me

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Bill rambles about 'Becoming Led Zeppelin', seeing Paul McCartney, and steam rooms. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (24:00) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - 2-13-17 - Bill rambles about Friday the 13th, Coach K, and changing diapers. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: The Beatles - Fixing A Hole

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Bill rambles about children's theater, the Luka trade, and women's cricket. Hims: With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free.

Bill rambles about getting over a cold, a surprise gathering, and the news. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (27:57) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-30-17 - Bill rambles about all star games, not sleeping, and chicken little. Thursday Afternoon Interlude - Wayne Shorter - Black Orpheus

Bill rambles about Johnny Mathis, the Chiefs, and Japanese Motorcycles. Hims: With hundreds of thousands of trusted subscribers, Hims can help you find the ED option that works for you at www.Hims.com/BURR SimpliSafe: Start the year with greater peace of mind. Visit www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR to claim 50% off a new system with a professional monitoring plan and your first month free.