Monday Morning Podcast

Bill rambles about Olympic hockey, A.I. Self-Help Videos, and reading a book. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (36:36) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-19-26 - Bill rambles about Lent, Titties, and Ben Franklin. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Night Moves - State Sponsored Psychosis

Bill rambles about the Files, L.A. Rain, and Hurling. Butcher Box: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between organic ground beef, chicken breast or ground turkey in every box for a year, plus $20 off when you go to http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR Policy Genius: Head to http://policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save. SimpliSafe: Protect your home today and enjoy 50% off a new SimpliSafe system with professional monitoring at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR Hims: Get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Weight Loss, and more, at http://www.Hims.com/BURR

Bill rambles about island level politics, the meaning of life, and gibberish. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (33:18) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-12-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Kevin Shea. Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Dave Matthews Band - Lie in Our Graves (Portugal 5-25-07) Momentous: Right now, Momentous is offering our listeners up to 35% off your first order with promo code BURR at http://www.livemomentous.com and use promo code BURR for up to 35% off your first order

Bill rambles about the Super Bowl, the Bay Area, and birds. Coast: No contracts, no commitments, just a smarter, simpler way to keep your operations tight and your crews moving. Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR

Bill rambles about not going to the game, drumming at Dean's Birthday Show, and the Seahawks stadium beer scam. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:28) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 2-5-18 - Bill rambles about Eagles historic win, man titted c-notes, and F1. (01:37:48) - Anything Better Podcast Super Bowl Preview - The Super Bowl is here! Bill and Paul make their picks and wrap up the season. Zip Recruiter: Try for free at http://www.ZipRecruiter.com/BURR Kalshi: Kalshi is where you put your money where your prediction is. Download the Kalshi app and get $10 when you deposit with code BURR

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Bill rambles about the NFL Hall of Fame, live sporting events, and childhood music. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:46) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-29-18 - Bill rambles with comedian Todd Rexx.

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Bill rambles about his garage door, the rulers, and the future. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (30:13) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-22-18 - Bill rambles about the Patriots, kids, and self preservation. (01:42:08) - Anything Better NFL Championship Preview - Only three games left! Bill and Paul go into Championship weekend having gone 3-4 a piece during the divisional games.

Bill rambles about the playoffs, woman getting life insurance, and being the executor of a trust. Butcher Box: As an exclusive offer, new listeners can get their choice between filet mignon, ny strip or chicken breast in every box for a year, PLUS $20 off when you go to http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR SquareSpace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR or a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use code BURR to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Helix: Go to http://www.helixsleep.com/BURR for 27% Off Sitewide Exclusive for listeners of Monday Morning Podcast Policy Genius: Head to http:///policygenius.com/BILLBURR to compare life insurance quotes from top companies and see how much you could save.

Bill rambles about flightless birds, new music, and breathwork. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (29:51) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback - Bill rambles about the Mall Of America, quarterback names, and ex wives. (01:30:39) - Anything Better Divisional Playoff Preview - Bill and Paul both went 5-1 on Wild Card Weekend. They talk about this week's Divisional Rounds, and more appropriately named teams. Coast: Coast Pay is offering our listeners free gas for a day when you get started at http://www.coastpay.com/BURR Butcher Box: Your choice of filet mignon, New York strip, or ribeye in every box for an entire year, plus $20 off your first box, and free shipping always http://www.ButcherBox.com/BURR

Bill rambles about writing the hockey show, playoffs, and charities. Quo: No missed calls. No missed customers. Try QUO for free and get 20% off your first 6 months at http://www.Quo.com/burr SimpliSafe: Get 50% off any new system, this month only. It’s a great time to upgrade to security that actually helps stop crime before it starts. http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR

Bill rambles about Seattle, ear pods, and drugs. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (32:26) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 1-8-18 - Bill rambles about Zombies, Playoffs, and The Golden Globes. (01:38:21) - Anything Better Podcast with Bill Burr & Paul Virzi - Wildcard weekend is here! Bill couldn't break .500 for the regular season, but the best weekend of football is here.

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Bill rambles about drums & donuts, 'Is This Thing On', and tablas. SimpliSafe: This month only, take 50% off any new system at http://www.SimpliSafe.com/BURR

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Bill rambles about the entertainment business, second weddings, and psychos celebrating death. (00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast (31:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-18-17 - Bill rambles about Steelers/Pats, advertising, and being married to an older man. (01:40:24) - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 16 Preview with Paul Virzi. Paul is officially out of the running to beat the book, but Bill is holding strong at a game ahead of .500. They also talk about Old Man Rivers and the hug that lasts too long. Squarespace: Check out http://www.squarespace.com/BURR for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: (BURR) to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.

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Bill rambles with MotoGP legend Freddie Spencer about the sport of racing, developing a sixth sense, and professional nightmares. 00:00 - Thursday Afternoon Podcast 43:34 - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 12-11-17 - Bill sits down with comic and friend Harris Stanton and responds to listener emails. 01:56:25 - Anything Better Podcast - NFL Week 15 Preview with Paul Virzi. Bill and Paul are joined by former NFL Tight End and commentator Greg Olsen. Greg sets the fellas straight when it comes to game time emotions and going for the two point conversion.

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