The Secret Life of Weddings

In our last public episode we tell stories about missing wedding money, demanding too much of your wedding party and wedding start times . . . who is right - Lisa or Rebecca? It’s official . . . we are moving exclusively to Patreon starting episode 176! For just $3 a month you can get all your ad-free wedding drama at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617

This week we hear about terrible families and the coining of our now FAVOURITE phrase: “The Dress Needs To Fit My Body, Not The Other Way Around!” It’s official . . . we are moving exclusively to Patreon starting episode 176! For just $3 a month you can get all your ad-free wedding drama at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends! ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Thrive Causemetics - Start thriving and help women in need today by going to http://ThriveCausemetics.com/SECRETLIFE and enter code SECRETLIFE for 15% off your first purchase! Manly Bands: Order his Manly Band and get 21% off, plus a free silicone ring, go to http://ManlyBands.com/SecretLife for 21% off!

One of our fave listeners is back this week with more nightmare bride stories! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Manly Bands: Order his Manly Band and get 21% off, plus a free silicone ring, go to http://ManlyBands.com/SecretLife for 21% off!

This week we hear about crappy bachelorette parties, a couple who ended up leaving their own wedding and a listener calls in with an hilarious story about a Scottish wedding shocker for the bride! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends! ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Thrive Causemetics - Start thriving and help women in need today by going to http://ThriveCausemetics.com/SECRETLIFE and enter code SECRETLIFE for 15% off your first purchase!

Who doesn’t love manatees? The dude who’s trying to propose, dammit! Also Lisa hates fish, stop trying to make her like them . . . and more! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends!

An uncle that just gets up in everyone’s business. A sister who is completely wacko, and a woman who should never be allowed to date. Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Thrive Causemetics - Start thriving and help women in need today by going to http://ThriveCausemetics.com/SECRETLIFE and enter code SECRETLIFE for 15% off your first purchase! Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends!

It’s our petty party divorce spectacular! Hear about the world’s pettiest and most contentious divorces we could find this week on The Secret Life of Weddings podcast! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends!

Costume weddings . . . what if you showed up and you were the only ones dressed up? Would you just die or just roll with it and take photos for money? Also a fake elopement that lasts for YEARS until they’re outted like it’s no big deal . . . ummm wtf? Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Stereo App - Participate live during our real episode recordings by going to https://stereo.com/lisamark and http://stereo.com/rebeccalozer (be sure to follow us both), to be notified when we go LIVE! Come interact with us over on the Stereo mobile app. Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends! ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.

A woman who insisted on a ridiculous dress code for her Hawaiian weddings is PISSED OFF when he request goes viral. But this woman is so crazy she actually holds a polygraph party just to out the snitch! Also, just because a wedding dress is on-sale doesn’t meant you should wear it to my wedding . . . RIGHT MIL?! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Stereo App - Participate live during our real episode recordings by going to https://stereo.com/lisamark and http://stereo.com/rebeccalozer (be sure to follow us both), to be notified when we go LIVE! Come interact with us over on the Stereo mobile app. Minted - Enjoy 20% off your first order by going to http://minted.com/SECRETLIFE

A woman gets accused of using too much toilet paper during her divorce… okay. And what happens when you combine divorce lawyers and big beefy men? Find out today on The Secret Life of Weddings! Pssst . . . Want more Secret Life of Weddings? Listen to our free LIVE weekly episodes on Stereo app! https://stereo.com/lisamark Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends!

This week on The Secret Life of Weddings - crazy mothers are running wild! We also have some fun & fast wedding stories this week that will make you LOL. We also help a Squeem with urgent advice about her videographer who she just discovered has only terrible reviews! Should she cancel? Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Minted - Enjoy 20% off your first order by going to http://minted.com/SECRETLIFE Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends! ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.

A crap venue full of old folks, a groom who has no boundaries, a Double D’s update featuring Jessie and Maya - it’s a GOOD one! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends!

Our super cool listener & wedding dress designer Paul writes in with some killer Do’s and Don’ts you should know when having a custom wedding gown designed by a professional. We hear some happy news from a couple we formerly featured on the show, as well as lots more wild weddings! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.

It’s our holiday 2020 special! A listener elf tells us what it’s like to deal with total idiots while helping take Santa photos. Another Squeem tells us a nightmarish Christmas tale about her husband and a major injury that happened in the stupidest way ever! And lots more holiday hilarity! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends! Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase.

We talk old men and young women - why’s it a thing? A listener who got Covid has a photographer who apparently doesn’t believe that Covid is REAL! Should she fire the photographer ahead of her postponed wedding date? A Squeem tells us how she got a crazy surprise when she was walking down the aisle, and we hear about the most messed up Thanksgiving ever. Why? It’s full of cheating spouses! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE

A listener asks if she should ditch her wedding party because the bridesmaids are fighting. A bride tells us about her horror show of a wedding, from the bad father of the bride speech to the obnoxious family member who takes off his shirt at the reception (barf). Two sets of friends deal with duelling wedding dates due to Covid complications and a listener tells us a classic teenage dating tale in Double Ds about embarrassing period problems . . . all ladies have been there! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends!

Halloween may have been this past weekend but this week a listener tells us about her wedding night and how a ghostly solider came to visit! Is a “teeny weeny peeny’ a deal breaker? Find out why it’s not for one couple, and then discover why nothing says true love quite like having puke socks. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE

Things get spooky this week on the Secret Life of Weddings! It’s Halloween, and we get to hear all about super creeptastic ancient wedding traditions. We chat Halloween / haunted weddings - great idea or terrible idea? A listener writes in with an absolutely terrifying tale about a Ghost Groom who attacked her for years and we even hear about Rebecca’s recent real life horror story where she ended up doing her best Linda Blair impersonation! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends!

Is it acceptable to pay your wife for sex if you’re getting what you want? A woman’s Fiance takes her dress to show his mom and sister, but what happens next will make you SO angry! A listener asks for advice on how she can politely discourage her step-dad from attending her wedding. A mom plays matchmaker for her daughter and when she runs into her twin’s boyfriend while out on a date, hilarity ensues. Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: ZOLA - Go to http://zola.com/SECRETLIFE today and use promo code SAVE50 to get 50% off your Save The Dates. You can also get a FREE personalized paper sample before you purchase. Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE

A Squeem writes in for advice because her sister chose someone else as her maid of honour - should she confront her about it? A best man doesn’t live up to his title when he repeatedly calls the bride by the ex-wife’s name! A wedding photographer tells us about when she was a newbie and asked her friend to second shoot for her, which quickly ends in disappointment. A bird causes chaos, more wedding photographer stories & a new saga begins this week! Get 10 FREE additional bonus episodes over on Patreon! Plus early release ad-free main episodes every Monday! Become a Patron for as low as $3 a month & support the show at http://www.patreon.com/secretlifeofweddings To share your story, please email secretlifeofweddings@gmail.com or visit http://secretlifeofweddings.com *Join our private Facebook listener group at https://www.facebook.com/groups/1294161840712617 SPONSORS: Best Fiends - Best Fiends is a five-star rated mobile puzzle game on the Apple App Store and Google Play and you can download it for FREE! That’s friends without the R, Best Fiends! Earnest - Our listeners get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at http://Earnest.com/SECRETLIFE