
The Morning Stream
Frogpants
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!
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Location:
Eagle Mountain, UT
Networks:
Frogpants
Description:
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Twitter:
@morningstream
Language:
English
Contact:
801-770-4244
Website:
http://frogpants.com/
Episodes
TMS 2804: Nice Deposit
4/3/2025
I Don't Like Recycled Peeeeeeeeee. Fart, The Enema of the State. The Incredible Hulk with 2 big things. She Found a Dude in There! You wouldn't butter me up when I'm angry. Anyway, Back To The Internet. We don't need a DC Hero. Carter will cut a bitch! Let Me Take These, With Peace and Love. Why the Junk? Hate Both the Pomp and the Circumstance. John Lambo vs Fred Ferrari. You won't get much latitude with attitude. Tornadoes Every 3-4 inches. Don't Troll Dunaway and and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:35:26
TMS 2803: Loose Kangaroo
4/2/2025
Show me Barf! Hydro Thunder, Hydro Wife. Sad Mario Pile. Screw Konami. I Live in Horny County, Giggity. Wrangling The Loose Roo. Treat It Like The Hump That It is. The Jerk Around Bit. BummerMan. Take On Jarf w Jeff. Honey I shrunk Moranis with Brian. Mischiveous Goat. The Last Bear Ender. Everyone and Napoleon Dynamite's Grandma. Not Ready For Bedtime Players with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:49:15
TMS 2802: Dirty Potters
4/1/2025
Chuck Check w Chuck. It's My Racist Way or the Highway. But the GAYS! Utah, the Poo Hive State? Naturally Clean. Snake Sperm - Honey for Your Vocal Chords. Darth Bader Ginsburg. The Shizz back there. Everything everywhere all in the wrong places in Utah. Would You Like To Add Freecock? There are many peach trees. This one is mine. Larry the Small Toad. Bach Back in the News! Always have the right Rock. Thoroughly Whelmed with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:36:19
TMS 2801: Bread Explosion
3/27/2025
We Are Entering the Hawaiian Shirt Zone. Getting heckled by Gknee Baron Zemo Dance Shuffle. Dexters lavatory. Sneaky Bacterium. Set your phasers on Verb! Bagel Mystery. Bags Fry Flea. $8 Million Dollars of Good Boy. Woof! Lemme Take a Selfie. The first rule of Sip Club is tell the entire Tadpool about Sip Club. No United, No American, and NO LT YAR. Be More like Less and less like not Less. My First Five Guy's Experience. Wendi speaking from the toiletless bathroom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:40:31
TMS 2800: Tweak The Snugness
3/26/2025
We've Got No Squirrels, No Raccoons, and NO LIEUTENANT YAR!! This Show Has No Philosophyyyyyyyyyyy. Its-a-Me, Bellagio! Fad Tooley Pooed. Bouncy And Booby. Avoid the ingestibles. Freaking Word Vomit. How does your basement studio get? Henley Hides the Hole. The Cigarette Hole. Steve will survive. Birds leave a 1 star yelp review. Trash Pandas got No Respect. Contemplating My Potato Mountain. The Most Brad Hair with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:56:35
TMS 2799: Soul Serum
3/25/2025
Foretold in the Sacred Documents. I Had Dinner With Zeeeeeeee. Cillian Murphy; server extraordinaire. The Convention Convention, How Convenient. Smoking or non smoking drink. I'm not the sparkly type. You can have my dried squid. MGM Fruit Rollup. James is Such a Blunt. MMmmmmm Sausage Blanket. Squirt You Some Pearl Jam. College Ruled Lines. Gay Bengay. The Sphere - An OSHA Violation in Motion. Tiny things and Oversized things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:31:32
TMS 2798: Donkey Hautay
3/24/2025
Fat Fudd. Serverance. We're Ooga Chaka Free. Exposed elbows. Both the Rootin and the Tootin. Why don't you tell ME the specials! Swingers, put your golf-balls in the bowl. Used toes, taste tested. Tell me the ropes! Chips Momen. One Of Us, One Of Us. Used and gently vomited. I have a penis so I'm probably wrong. Mom's Dr. Zhivago, with Dunaway. All Roads lead to Einstein with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:38:46
TMS 2797: A Distant Turd
3/20/2025
Found a Vein, You Probably Think This Blood is About You. Barely Food. Can I Have That Black Crayon Now. Sloan Malone Ramone. Real Ibbotts Do Wear Plaid. In Tolbert We Trust. The Sedona doughnut. Nillanananutters. Crunchy Hornets. Fig Newton of your Imagination. No sugar, no flies and no Lt. Yar!!! Turtle Shell jock strap. Gimme the Harley phlebotomist. The dog went to live on a farm upstate... where they shot him. Yay, Dog Heaven with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:41:39
TMS 2796: Beef Oven
3/19/2025
Pirating Orange Theory. Crabbage in the Cock Pot. Blow it Off Your Hand. Willy Wonka With His Pants Down. Chicken Nazi. Don't say whole lightly. Vulva Vibe. The Wood Is Good. Fast lane squatting. Eggquinox. A Bit Of A Burpie. Ohhh, Won't Somebody Please Think Of The Middle People! Show Me Meatloaf. Doing Hot Tom Things With Tom. Dance Monkey, Dance with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:52:57
TMS 2795: Cow Hums It
3/18/2025
Concrete clown shit. Assuming no one's pee shy. Dr. Bigfinger Gorillahands. Scott breaks his HIPAA. Super British man. Skivvy Encounter. Panera Bread Virgin. The iPod Mork, Nano Nano. How Come We Say How Come? Haunted by clowns. Successfully disappointing. Climbing Brian Head. Texas has a strong personality. I Like Big Ass Burritos and I Cannot Lie. Dan Has all the cards and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:20:39
TMS 2794: Shirtless Irish
3/17/2025
Dirty Messy Leprechauns. Where do you go to buy a shirt in Ireland? Green Eggs and Bacon. Too many Culkins. Fish Heads On Film. The Fert Corvette. Pimpmobile Baybeeeee. Holy Cow! That's Paxton? Forgive Me Father For I Have Not Been Physical. Not that there's anything wrong with it. Tandy 2 5 5. Sure it wasn't a wooly elk? You Stole My Sex Move. Smells like old people. Why'd You Have to Go and Make Distribution So Complicated with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:41:52
TMS 2793: Scraping Virginia
3/13/2025
Hurts More Than the Yank. One pull per nostril. You Get NO Ooga, NO Chaka & NO Lt Yar! Yank It Out Wax Deal. Froggy Peen. A Moment Of Silence For Clare. Getting the Light at both ends. It's Neither A Pap Nor A Smear... DISCUSS! Men are wusses, women are awesome. The moment I said COW! Manipulabubble. Can't talk, more coffee. In the name of 2025. Yank it and be done the first time! LEAVE RICK ASTLEY ALONE and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:05:48
TMS 2792: Ketchup is Just Tomato Pudding
3/12/2025
Camel Toe Meat Pies. Childhood Fart. We Have to Go Baaaaaaaack with Dunaway. Foreign and Gross. Wafted With My Poo Air. Check your Scobies. Pillsbury Weiner Wraps. Why am I drippings vith Jus? X is for X Files. MacGuyver Gum. Moose and Elk and Moose and Elk. Poor kid getting my wind. We just sat back and let the wookie win. Tomato Pudding with Tom. Watching a Recommental with Your Nurse with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:02:05:43
TMS 2791: Bum Plumbed
3/11/2025
Uber Boobies. Sublime Sans Swears. Colonoscopy office? Enter through the rear. Jackhammer Jim. Colon O'Scoppy. Doctor Teflon Tesla. I Can See Jersey Mike's From My House. Looks Like You Need Help...Out of My Car. YEAAAAAAAAAH!!! Potbelly Sub in my Belly. Thanks For The Early Poke. Friendly, but firm. Large Tub Orange Jello. All Airplane Movies Look the Same. Entering your warp zone. Mopping Up Ruffians with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:29:06
TMS 2790: Elk Not Wanted
3/6/2025
Batman Nipple Guy. The Dick Van Dyke of Accents. Fubby McGubby. Soakin' in Science. Boat Scrote. No Hands, No Lungs and No Lt. Yar. Toast your Digital Buns. IQ might be his lowest extremity. Cool Teeth. I have relatives in Estes Park. Good guess: itâs wrong but itâs a good guess. The Paul Hogan of British Accents. Cockney, but not 'Enry 'Iggins Cockney. Pre'y Moun'ains. Magic Naps with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:48:56
TMS 2789: One Hot Wonder
3/5/2025
Sausage in a condom. Bouncy boob anime girl. F-U-F-Ball. Walking series of tubes. I like cockneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey. Blue Dabba Doo. Notes to the Left. Conan O'Barbarian. Eat the Check! Holding On To a Pedro. Show me bitch. TWINK CHALAMET!! The Sony Vel-Vita. Unplugged with Tom. Eating a frog off the backend of a horse with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:57:36
TMS 2788: Ignore a Moose
3/4/2025
Nipple Clips! Gandalf the High. Eye-Rony. Does my Tuesday make me look Fat? The Trivia Must Flow! Big Long Bongers. Second Floyd. BSGs: Bland, Seasonless Grits. No Cracker All Barrell. Robocop Sanders. TMS sponsored by KFC now in Texas. You Had Me at Fish Piss. Freeze Frame Ending. I like green faireeeeeeeeeeeeeeees. Dragons and Bastards with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:23:28
TMS 2787: Floater Bones
3/3/2025
Googly looking weirdo. Idiot Idiom. Six million dollar mom. Vaguely racist, but I don't know how. Broken Nose Specialist. A Whole Lotta Nekkid Goin' On. See you Soup. Crossing The International Punchline. I Don't Like Food That's Chineeeeeeeeeeese. Because When You're Here, You're White. A Perfect Read of a Terrible Write. Never turn down a wedge. Catheter talk. Oscar Baited. Whenever someone learns something, Bobby's hair grows 2 inches and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:38:24
TMS 2786: Recliney Bike
2/26/2025
Minigolfers Assemble. I'm the king of the Swingers all, the golfing VIP. He's not the Floyd the Barber we deserve, but he's the Floyd the Barber we get. Rest Stop Dominance. No country for tall old people. We Are All Chode Butter. Eating Two or Three Sleeves. New Fangled Touch-Tone Telephones. 28 Jackals Later. I Don't Like Dead Sean Beeeeeeeeeean. Ignoramus? wasn't his dad in Ghostbusters? No one wants to watch M Bison play Team Fortress. I Took An Anchor to the Face. There's a New App For That with Tom. De-Karen the Paragraph with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:02:09:00
TMS 2785: Dowsing the Chilli
2/25/2025
These TMS Vegas Prices are INSAAAAANE. They Really Hurt When You Put Them In. Swag Bag Mule. Fibrous Soda. SLAPPIN GLOVERS BALLS. Slow bullet she wrote. What Happens in Vegas is Happening in Vegas. That's My Tongue. Sodamucil. Who's That Pokemon? Warlock stains. Blubber from Nintendo 64. Judge Brain. I like games of Cheeeeeeeese. Hairless Cask Hole. The Eyes Have It with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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Duration:01:32:54