How to Screw Up Your Marriage
PF Hutchins
Do-Over Tips for First-Time Failures
Let's face it. People keep getting into relationships. Yet over 40% of first marriages end in divorce and up to 67% of second do, too, with statistics becoming predictably more dismal as the number of trips to the altar rack up. It seems like, for many of us, the longing to be half of a couple so in love they make other people want to puke is too strong to ignore.
The problem is, we've all grown up to expect that fairytale endings happen by accident, that if we wish upon a star, or let down our golden hair, then, blammo, we'll get our happily ever after. In other words, we're lazy and feel entitled to have the one thing we want most in the world”"the one thing we should work hardest to create and nurture”"without doing squat to make our dreams reality. We fall in love, we marry, we pout, we nag, we sulk, and we sabotage.
How to Screw Up Your Marriage interrupts the pity party with a no-nonsense formula for couplehood success, written by a human relations expert who is herself in a wonderfully nauseating marriage with a passel of his and hers kids.
Duration - 19h 42m.
Author - PF Hutchins.
Narrator - Sandy Carmen Weaver.
Published Date - Wednesday, 24 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2012 Pamela Fagan Hutchins ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Do-Over Tips for First-Time Failures Let's face it. People keep getting into relationships. Yet over 40% of first marriages end in divorce and up to 67% of second do, too, with statistics becoming predictably more dismal as the number of trips to the altar rack up. It seems like, for many of us, the longing to be half of a couple so in love they make other people want to puke is too strong to ignore. The problem is, we've all grown up to expect that fairytale endings happen by accident, that if we wish upon a star, or let down our golden hair, then, blammo, we'll get our happily ever after. In other words, we're lazy and feel entitled to have the one thing we want most in the world”"the one thing we should work hardest to create and nurture”"without doing squat to make our dreams reality. We fall in love, we marry, we pout, we nag, we sulk, and we sabotage. How to Screw Up Your Marriage interrupts the pity party with a no-nonsense formula for couplehood success, written by a human relations expert who is herself in a wonderfully nauseating marriage with a passel of his and hers kids. Duration - 19h 42m. Author - PF Hutchins. Narrator - Sandy Carmen Weaver. Published Date - Wednesday, 24 January 2024. Copyright - © 2012 Pamela Fagan Hutchins ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
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How to screw up your marriage introduction
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How to screw up your marriage chapter 1 bring me a bucket
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How to screw up your marriage chapter 2 there's nothing under the canoe, honey
Duration:09:49:09
How to screw up your marriage chapter 3 i'm not going to be the asshole this time
Duration:11:29:33
How to screw up your marriage chapter 4 how do pukey couples do it
Duration:05:40:09
How to screw up your marriage chapter 5 what are you looking for
Duration:03:54:10
How to screw up your marriage chapter 6 before now
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How to screw up your marriage chapter 7 polarity
Duration:04:43:41
How to screw up your marriage chapter 8 keeping it in focus
Duration:07:49:03
How to screw up your marriage chapter 9 dollah dollah bill, y'all
Duration:09:01:11
How to screw up your marriage chapter 10 rock flowers
Duration:02:58:08
How to screw up your marriage chapter 11 if a tree falls in the forest
Duration:09:06:01
How to screw up your marriage chapter 12 was she a bad picker or a bad partner
Duration:04:07:07
How to screw up your marriage chapter 13 i can be your hero baby
Duration:05:14:34
How to screw up your marriage chapter 14 the keys to pamelot
Duration:01:21:08
How to screw up your marriage chapter 15 accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative
Duration:05:21:07
How to screw up your marriage chapter 16 smart (alec) phone
Duration:01:34:18
How to screw up your marriage chapter 17 if you don't have something nice to say, then you're probably not talking about my husband
Duration:03:22:27
How to screw up your marriage chapter 18 smart (ass) phone
Duration:01:15:20
How to screw up your marriage chapter 19 (not so) smart phone
Duration:02:40:47
How to screw up your marriage chapter 20 there's more than one way to say it
Duration:06:46:57
How to screw up your marriage chapter 21 how's the weather out there
Duration:04:18:24
How to screw up your marriage chapter 22 happiness is love of eric in my rear view mirror
Duration:03:13:41
How to screw up your marriage chapter 23 my second most important anniversary
Duration:08:27:29
How to screw up your marriage chapter 24 gettin' it on
Duration:05:57:51
How to screw up your marriage chapter 25 the heater
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How to screw up your marriage chapter 26 cardinale
Duration:03:55:34
How to screw up your marriage chapter 27 boogie shoes
Duration:04:22:59
How to screw up your marriage chapter 28 happy f'in birthday
Duration:02:08:46
How to screw up your marriage chapter 29 rip my fine feathered friend
Duration:07:37:04
How to screw up your marriage chapter 30 boot scootin'
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How to screw up your marriage chapter 31 does more sex make it better
Duration:06:14:22
How to screw up your marriage chapter 32 aphrodesiac
Duration:01:49:14
How to screw up your marriage chapter 33 screw my best intentions
Duration:05:54:08
How to screw up your marriage chapter 34 looking for love in all the right places
Duration:05:46:18
How to screw up your marriage chapter 35 in which eric brings me something back from india
Duration:08:11:30
How to screw up your marriage chapter 36 tan lines
Duration:03:11:26
How to screw up your marriage chapter 37 there's an old flame burning in my eyes
Duration:01:10:09
How to screw up your marriage chapter 38 junk in the trunk
Duration:01:23:55
How to screw up your marriage chapter 39 kiss and make up or die trying
Duration:02:00:08
How to screw up your marriage chapter 40 the end is the beginning
Duration:06:12:21
How to screw up your marriage chapter 41 two true
Duration:08:23:42
How to screw up your marriage chapter 42 the rush of time past my face
Duration:00:29:04
How to screw up your marriage chapter 43 big love and the crack baby
Duration:06:41:36
How to screw up your marriage chapter 44 old farts date night
Duration:05:14:03
How to screw up your marriage chapter 45 peace out
Duration:09:56:57
How to screw up your marriage chapter 46 wrong time zone
Duration:01:56:08
How to screw up your marriage chapter 47 from here to eternity
Duration:06:55:17
How to screw up your marriage chapter 48 happily ever after
Duration:03:29:44
Ending Credits
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