Mom Life Versus the Everyday Apocalypse
Megan Whitmer
Does life as a mother feel like an apocalypse waiting to happen?
Do your children churn through clothes like models doing a spring runway show? Are you exhausted by runny noses, crying babies, snack requests, and potty training?
If your answer is yes, then welcome to the club of mothers who are going crazy one fruit snack at a time. In Mom Life Versus the Everyday Apocalypse, author Megan Whitmer shares insights and stories about being a woman during that beautiful part of life. The part that beats you up then gives you a cuddly, slobbery hug.
This book is perfect for any mother who needs validation that they are doing alright. Enjoy the humor in:
Personal milk production
Dirty laundry
Homeschooling failures
Kissing closets
And much more…
If you have a mom, are a mom, or hope to be a mom someday, you need this book in your life! Megan Whitmer uses her nonstop crazy life with five kids to teach lessons fit for anyone who has ever tried to cook dinner with a toddler hanging on their leg screaming for candy. She has ensured you will find the connection you’ve been missing by sharing her stories and advice.
Get Mom Life Versus the Everyday Apocalypse today!
Duration - 5h 47m.
Author - Megan Whitmer.
Narrator - Lacie Glennox.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2022 Megan Whitmer ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Does life as a mother feel like an apocalypse waiting to happen? Do your children churn through clothes like models doing a spring runway show? Are you exhausted by runny noses, crying babies, snack requests, and potty training? If your answer is yes, then welcome to the club of mothers who are going crazy one fruit snack at a time. In Mom Life Versus the Everyday Apocalypse, author Megan Whitmer shares insights and stories about being a woman during that beautiful part of life. The part that beats you up then gives you a cuddly, slobbery hug. This book is perfect for any mother who needs validation that they are doing alright. Enjoy the humor in: Personal milk production Dirty laundry Homeschooling failures Kissing closets And much more… If you have a mom, are a mom, or hope to be a mom someday, you need this book in your life! Megan Whitmer uses her nonstop crazy life with five kids to teach lessons fit for anyone who has ever tried to cook dinner with a toddler hanging on their leg screaming for candy. She has ensured you will find the connection you’ve been missing by sharing her stories and advice. Get Mom Life Versus the Everyday Apocalypse today! Duration - 5h 47m. Author - Megan Whitmer. Narrator - Lacie Glennox. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 Megan Whitmer ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:13
Mompocalypse forward
Duration:00:02:22
Mompocalypse introduction
Duration:00:04:53
01 section1 mind
Duration:00:03:06
02 chapter1 mom eyes
Duration:00:13:34
03 chapter2 stripping
Duration:00:13:19
04 chapter3 how to attract hot women
Duration:00:13:38
05 chapter4 baby birds
Duration:00:11:43
06 chapter5 midstream
Duration:00:11:02
07 chapter6 leveling up
Duration:00:14:09
08 chapter7 home made
Duration:00:10:35
09 chapter8 dirty laundry
Duration:00:11:40
10 chapter9 home schooling
Duration:00:15:49
11 chapter10 pants on fire
Duration:00:12:38
12 section2 body
Duration:00:02:15
13 chapter11 the giver of milk
Duration:00:12:13
14 chapter12 darlings of disaster
Duration:00:14:00
15 chapter13 delicate curls
Duration:00:11:53
16 chapter14 padding
Duration:00:10:54
17 chapter15 robot mom
Duration:00:10:44
18 chapter16 broken but beautiful
Duration:00:10:20
19 chapter17 plink
Duration:00:10:31
20 chapter18 the inner muzzle
Duration:00:12:45
21 chapter19 the wuff
Duration:00:08:07
22 chapter20 bajinga
Duration:00:09:40
23 section3 soul
Duration:00:02:10
24 chapter21 we are the brilliant ones
Duration:00:13:48
25 chapter22 cake
Duration:00:10:46
26 chapter23 the crush continuum
Duration:00:09:57
27 chapter24 foot clan
Duration:00:15:20
28 chapter25 bean tsunami
Duration:00:08:44
29 chapter26 my favorite hallway
Duration:00:10:33
30 chapter27 fetus feeding
Duration:00:10:21
31 chapter28 how to bottle up a year
Duration:00:12:31
32 about the author
Duration:00:00:35
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:26