A Genie Ruins Everything
Martina Fetzer
Phenomenal Cosmic Power... Itty Bitty Moral Compass.
With paranormal activity at an all-time high, Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith decide to stop working for others and form their own paranormal detective agency. They're not the only ones. The market is saturated, and they struggle to find even a single client.
That changes following a chance encounter with a genie that doesn't grant wishes so much as do whatever the hell it wants. The detectives' reality is completely upended—for better and worse. Better for them. Worse for the world.
Brooks and Smith have to set things right, but their attempts at doing so are complicated by a genie-thieving venture capitalist, self-sabotage, and a newer, stupider detective in town. Some wishes really can’t come true.
About the Series
From the mind of award-winning author* Martina Fetzer, the Brooks & Smith series brings fast-paced science fiction and fantasy with an emphasis on humor. It follows two detectives and their makeshift family on a series of increasingly absurd adventures. These books are often silly, sometimes dark, and never child friendly. A Genie Ruins Everything is Book #3.
*1996, 1997, 1998 Oakview Elementary Perfect Attendance Award
About the Audiobook
Narrated by James Urbaniak (The Venture Bros., Difficult People), A Genie Ruins Everything is guaranteed to induce laughter. Real laughter. Not just a slight exhale. It is not recommended that you listen while chopping down a tree, conducting a train carrying radioactive waste, or anything else requiring intense focus.
Duration - 5h 14m.
Author - Martina Fetzer.
Narrator - James Urbaniak.
Published Date - Sunday, 08 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2018 Befuddling Books ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Martina Fetzer
James Urbaniak
Brooks & Smith
Befuddling Books
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
Phenomenal Cosmic Power... Itty Bitty Moral Compass. With paranormal activity at an all-time high, Arturo Brooks and Edward Smith decide to stop working for others and form their own paranormal detective agency. They're not the only ones. The market is saturated, and they struggle to find even a single client. That changes following a chance encounter with a genie that doesn't grant wishes so much as do whatever the hell it wants. The detectives' reality is completely upended—for better and worse. Better for them. Worse for the world. Brooks and Smith have to set things right, but their attempts at doing so are complicated by a genie-thieving venture capitalist, self-sabotage, and a newer, stupider detective in town. Some wishes really can’t come true. About the Series From the mind of award-winning author* Martina Fetzer, the Brooks & Smith series brings fast-paced science fiction and fantasy with an emphasis on humor. It follows two detectives and their makeshift family on a series of increasingly absurd adventures. These books are often silly, sometimes dark, and never child friendly. A Genie Ruins Everything is Book #3. *1996, 1997, 1998 Oakview Elementary Perfect Attendance Award About the Audiobook Narrated by James Urbaniak (The Venture Bros., Difficult People), A Genie Ruins Everything is guaranteed to induce laughter. Real laughter. Not just a slight exhale. It is not recommended that you listen while chopping down a tree, conducting a train carrying radioactive waste, or anything else requiring intense focus. Duration - 5h 14m. Author - Martina Fetzer. Narrator - James Urbaniak. Published Date - Sunday, 08 January 2023. Copyright - © 2018 Befuddling Books ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:14
Recap
Duration:00:01:45
Prologue
Duration:00:02:51
1 The Cyborg Handbook
Duration:00:13:20
2 Somebody Dies
Duration:00:09:39
3 The Most Dangerous Game
Duration:00:03:13
4 ADHOC
Duration:00:08:27
5 Band on the Ruin
Duration:00:09:44
6 No Money Mo' Problems
Duration:00:10:04
7 Life Goals
Duration:00:04:14
8 Jinx on the LIRR
Duration:00:09:00
9 Susie Darkstick, Esq.
Duration:00:09:23
10 Thursday
Duration:00:10:54
11 One Tough Cookie
Duration:00:11:22
12 The Make-a-Wish Temptation
Duration:00:06:23
13 Mentals
Duration:00:17:06
14 Wake Up Call
Duration:00:10:31
15 If Wishes Were Forces
Duration:00:08:35
16 Baby Fever
Duration:00:06:07
17 Overnight
Duration:00:04:02
18 Lunch at Tiffany's
Duration:00:09:06
19 To the Conners Go the Spoils
Duration:00:03:26
20 Spaghetti!=Maggots
Duration:00:06:57
21 Race to the Bottom
Duration:00:06:09
22 What a Wonderful World
Duration:00:06:30
23 Woo
Duration:00:06:57
24 How the Hell Do You Defeat a Genie?
Duration:00:07:26
25 Access Denied
Duration:00:03:10
26 Doom and Gloom
Duration:00:05:55
27 Spider-Man Loves Mary Jane
Duration:00:05:06
28 Pacifism
Duration:00:04:26
29 Mouthless Screams
Duration:00:09:37
30 Fun Times with Genie Powers
Duration:00:06:38
31 Stick It Back
Duration:00:03:09
32 Making a List, Checking It Twice
Duration:00:09:19
33 Donna!
Duration:00:06:13
34 Improvisation
Duration:00:09:06
35 Exciting New Ways to Suffer
Duration:00:07:04
36 Djinn and Tonic
Duration:00:08:59
37 Darkness
Duration:00:12:13
38 Genie Therapy
Duration:00:07:06
39 The Last Supper
Duration:00:04:50
40 Stunning Feats of Incompetence
Duration:00:01:49
41 Resolution
Duration:00:05:40
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:20