Goddamned Freaky Monsters
Rick Gualtieri
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE’S TRYING TO STOP THEM.
Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder – gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he’s back – reawakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he’s certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don’t care how much blood they spill in the process.
Escape might be the least of his worries, though. Civilization teeters on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts, once thought the stuff of fantasy, are breaking through the veil, intent on waging war against mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil, the last remnant of a people thought long dead, and it’s about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.
Bill’s only chance is to reclaim his life, reconcile with his friends, and muster every bit of attitude he can – because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just another corny saying.
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Goddamned Freaky Monsters is a hard-hitting vampire comedy that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of The Nate Temple Series, The Dresden Files, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, will want to unleash this hysterical adventure today.
Don’t miss out on this thrilling and hilarious escapade into a world of monsters, magic, and middle fingers.
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
Duration - 22h 34m.
Author - Rick Gualtieri.
Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf.
Published Date - Wednesday, 25 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2014 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Rick Gualtieri
Christopher John Fetherolf
The Tome of Bill
Freewill Press
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE’S TRYING TO STOP THEM. Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder – gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he’s back – reawakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he’s certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don’t care how much blood they spill in the process. Escape might be the least of his worries, though. Civilization teeters on the brink of chaos. Mythical beasts, once thought the stuff of fantasy, are breaking through the veil, intent on waging war against mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil, the last remnant of a people thought long dead, and it’s about to cut a swath of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times. Bill’s only chance is to reclaim his life, reconcile with his friends, and muster every bit of attitude he can – because if he fails, Hell on Earth will become far more than just another corny saying. ---------- Goddamned Freaky Monsters is a hard-hitting vampire comedy that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of The Nate Temple Series, The Dresden Files, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, will want to unleash this hysterical adventure today. Don’t miss out on this thrilling and hilarious escapade into a world of monsters, magic, and middle fingers. Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure Age: 18+ Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor Duration - 22h 34m. Author - Rick Gualtieri. Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf. Published Date - Wednesday, 25 January 2023. Copyright - © 2014 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:12
chapter 1
Duration:00:08:39
chapter 2
Duration:00:11:38
chapter 3
Duration:00:14:23
chapter 4
Duration:00:10:17
chapter 5
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chapter 6
Duration:00:13:23
chapter 7
Duration:00:11:06
chapter 8
Duration:00:08:40
chapter 9
Duration:00:13:30
chapter 10
Duration:00:15:54
chapter 11
Duration:00:09:52
chapter 12
Duration:00:17:33
chapter 13
Duration:00:17:14
chapter 14
Duration:00:10:44
chapter 15
Duration:00:07:53
chapter 16
Duration:00:10:09
chapter 17
Duration:00:18:30
chapter 18
Duration:00:09:50
chapter 19
Duration:00:14:28
chapter 20
Duration:00:08:50
chapter 21
Duration:00:13:21
chapter 22
Duration:00:07:43
chapter 23
Duration:00:11:19
chapter 24
Duration:00:14:30
chapter 25
Duration:00:14:46
chapter 26
Duration:00:08:05
chapter 27
Duration:00:15:53
chapter 28
Duration:00:12:58
chapter 29
Duration:00:10:48
chapter 30
Duration:00:10:34
chapter 31
Duration:00:11:43
chapter 32
Duration:00:09:24
chapter 33
Duration:00:08:59
chapter 34
Duration:00:10:45
chapter 35
Duration:00:12:08
chapter 36
Duration:00:22:59
chapter 37
Duration:00:12:10
chapter 38
Duration:00:12:04
chapter 39
Duration:00:13:00
chapter 40
Duration:00:06:49
chapter 41
Duration:00:11:24
chapter 42
Duration:00:10:33
chapter 43
Duration:00:08:01
chapter 44
Duration:00:18:09
chapter 45
Duration:00:07:58
chapter 46
Duration:00:21:30
chapter 47
Duration:00:19:19
Epilogue
Duration:00:19:50
Author Greeting
Duration:00:00:17
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:22