Goddamned Freaky Monsters
Rick Gualtieri
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE’S TRYING TO STOP THEM.
My name’s Bill Ryder and three months ago I was utterly consumed by the evil within me. Now I’m back, having awakened halfway across the globe, buck-ass nude and with no clue as to how I got here. The only thing I’m certain of is my captors don’t care how much blood they spill so long as they recruit me to their insane cause.
Escape might be the least of my worries, though. Civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. Mythical monsters, once thought the stuff of legend, are breaking through the veil, intent on terrorizing mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil that’s about to carve a path of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times.
Oh, and did I mention that all of this is my fault? Because it kinda is.
My only chance to stop it is to reclaim my life, reconcile with my friends, and muster all the attitude I can – because if I fail then Hell on Earth will become far more than just another stupid saying.
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Goddamned Freaky Monsters is a hard-hitting vampire comedy that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of The Nate Temple Series, The Dresden Files, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, will want to dive into this hysterical adventure today.
Don’t miss out on The Tome of Bill - a thrilling and hilarious escape into a world of monsters, magic, and middle fingers.
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
Duration - 9h 58m.
Author - Rick Gualtieri.
Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf.
Published Date - Wednesday, 25 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2014 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Rick Gualtieri
Christopher John Fetherolf
The Tome of Bill
Freewill Press
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. NOW HE’S TRYING TO STOP THEM. My name’s Bill Ryder and three months ago I was utterly consumed by the evil within me. Now I’m back, having awakened halfway across the globe, buck-ass nude and with no clue as to how I got here. The only thing I’m certain of is my captors don’t care how much blood they spill so long as they recruit me to their insane cause. Escape might be the least of my worries, though. Civilization is teetering on the brink of chaos. Mythical monsters, once thought the stuff of legend, are breaking through the veil, intent on terrorizing mankind. At their forefront stands an ancient evil that’s about to carve a path of destruction through the world not seen since biblical times. Oh, and did I mention that all of this is my fault? Because it kinda is. My only chance to stop it is to reclaim my life, reconcile with my friends, and muster all the attitude I can – because if I fail then Hell on Earth will become far more than just another stupid saying. ---------- Goddamned Freaky Monsters is a hard-hitting vampire comedy that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Fans of The Nate Temple Series, The Dresden Files, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, will want to dive into this hysterical adventure today. Don’t miss out on The Tome of Bill - a thrilling and hilarious escape into a world of monsters, magic, and middle fingers. Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure Age: 18+ Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor Duration - 9h 58m. Author - Rick Gualtieri. Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf. Published Date - Wednesday, 25 January 2023. Copyright - © 2014 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:12
chapter 1
Duration:00:08:39
chapter 2
Duration:00:11:38
chapter 3
Duration:00:14:23
chapter 4
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chapter 5
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chapter 6
Duration:00:13:23
chapter 7
Duration:00:11:06
chapter 8
Duration:00:08:40
chapter 9
Duration:00:13:30
chapter 10
Duration:00:15:54
chapter 11
Duration:00:09:52
chapter 12
Duration:00:17:33
chapter 13
Duration:00:17:14
chapter 14
Duration:00:10:44
chapter 15
Duration:00:07:53
chapter 16
Duration:00:10:09
chapter 17
Duration:00:18:30
chapter 18
Duration:00:09:50
chapter 19
Duration:00:14:28
chapter 20
Duration:00:08:50
chapter 21
Duration:00:13:21
chapter 22
Duration:00:07:43
chapter 23
Duration:00:11:19
chapter 24
Duration:00:14:30
chapter 25
Duration:00:14:46
chapter 26
Duration:00:08:05
chapter 27
Duration:00:15:53
chapter 28
Duration:00:12:58
chapter 29
Duration:00:10:48
chapter 30
Duration:00:10:34
chapter 31
Duration:00:11:43
chapter 32
Duration:00:09:24
chapter 33
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chapter 34
Duration:00:10:45
chapter 35
Duration:00:12:08
chapter 36
Duration:00:22:59
chapter 37
Duration:00:12:10
chapter 38
Duration:00:12:04
chapter 39
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chapter 40
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chapter 41
Duration:00:11:24
chapter 42
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chapter 43
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chapter 44
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chapter 45
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chapter 46
Duration:00:21:30
chapter 47
Duration:00:19:19
Epilogue
Duration:00:19:50
Author Greeting
Duration:00:00:17
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:22