Holier Than Thou
Rick Gualtieri
THERE ARE REASONS THE UNDEAD FEAR THE NIGHT.
My name’s Bill Ryder and my cold dead heart is all aflutter, metaphorically speaking anyway. See, the girl I want is deadly to me. But the girl who wants me is deadly to everyone else. I’m trapped in a lethal love triangle and it’s about to get worse.
On the eve of war, The Icon – prophesized slayer of the vampire race – has appeared. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and I’m caught smack dab in the middle of it. She and I are locked in a cataclysmic collision course with destiny, but there’s just one small catch.
I’m totally in love with her.
Now I find myself in a race against supernatural assassins to save the woman fated to destroy me. Talk about being damned if you do.
Unsure of my allies and vastly outnumbered by our enemies, I’ll have to dig deep within myself and find the faith to succeed – because if I fail, it’ll be far more than just my social life that’s screwed.
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Holier Than Thou, book four in the bestselling Tome of Bill series, is a paranormal dance with death, destiny, and demonic dating life.
If you’re a fan of Hunter Blain, Christopher Moore, DM Guay, or Kevin Hearne, then you’ll want to sink your claws into this hilarious vampire comedy series today!
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric douchebag humor, and lots of asshole monsters
Duration - 9h 12m.
Author - Rick Gualtieri.
Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf.
Published Date - Wednesday, 25 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2013 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Rick Gualtieri
Christopher John Fetherolf
The Tome of Bill
Freewill Press
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
THERE ARE REASONS THE UNDEAD FEAR THE NIGHT. My name’s Bill Ryder and my cold dead heart is all aflutter, metaphorically speaking anyway. See, the girl I want is deadly to me. But the girl who wants me is deadly to everyone else. I’m trapped in a lethal love triangle and it’s about to get worse. On the eve of war, The Icon – prophesized slayer of the vampire race – has appeared. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and I’m caught smack dab in the middle of it. She and I are locked in a cataclysmic collision course with destiny, but there’s just one small catch. I’m totally in love with her. Now I find myself in a race against supernatural assassins to save the woman fated to destroy me. Talk about being damned if you do. Unsure of my allies and vastly outnumbered by our enemies, I’ll have to dig deep within myself and find the faith to succeed – because if I fail, it’ll be far more than just my social life that’s screwed. ---------- Holier Than Thou, book four in the bestselling Tome of Bill series, is a paranormal dance with death, destiny, and demonic dating life. If you’re a fan of Hunter Blain, Christopher Moore, DM Guay, or Kevin Hearne, then you’ll want to sink your claws into this hilarious vampire comedy series today! Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure Age: 18+ Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric douchebag humor, and lots of asshole monsters Duration - 9h 12m. Author - Rick Gualtieri. Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf. Published Date - Wednesday, 25 January 2023. Copyright - © 2013 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
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Holier than thou chapter 1
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Holier than thou chapter 2
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Holier than thou chapter 3
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Holier than thou chapter 4
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Holier than thou chapter 5
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Holier than thou chapter 6
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Holier than thou chapter 7
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Holier than thou chapter 8
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Holier than thou chapter 9
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Holier than thou chapter 10
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Holier than thou chapter 11
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Holier than thou chapter 12
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Holier than thou chapter 13
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Holier than thou chapter 14
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Holier than thou chapter 15
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Holier than thou chapter 16
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Holier than thou chapter 17
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Holier than thou chapter 18
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Holier than thou chapter 19
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Holier than thou chapter 20
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Holier than thou chapter 21
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Holier than thou chapter 22
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Holier than thou chapter 23
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Holier than thou chapter 24
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Holier than thou chapter 25
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Holier than thou chapter 26
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Holier than thou chapter 27
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Holier than thou chapter 28
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Holier than thou chapter 29
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Holier than thou chapter 30
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Holier than thou chapter 31
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Holier than thou chapter 32
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Holier than thou chapter 33
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Holier than thou chapter 34
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Holier than thou chapter 35
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Holier than thou chapter 36
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Holier than thou chapter 37
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Holier than thou chapter 38
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Holier than thou chapter 39
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Holier than thou epilogue
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Author Greeting
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Ending Credits
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