Scary Dead Things
Rick Gualtieri
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN’T ONE OF THEM.
Bill Ryder, the trash-talking geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity.
One of the most powerful vampires on the planet wants Bill’s head. A crazed immortal princess wants the rest of him. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse.
All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?
Bill’s only hope for survival is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, he’s the scariest dead thing of them all.
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Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things – book two of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.
Looking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy, gut-busting humor, and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull!
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
Duration - 18h 46m.
Author - Rick Gualtieri.
Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf.
Published Date - Wednesday, 25 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2013 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Rick Gualtieri
Christopher John Fetherolf
The Tome of Bill
Freewill Press
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN’T ONE OF THEM. Bill Ryder, the trash-talking geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity. One of the most powerful vampires on the planet wants Bill’s head. A crazed immortal princess wants the rest of him. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask? Bill’s only hope for survival is to marshal his friends, master his powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, he’s the scariest dead thing of them all. ---------- Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things – book two of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series. Looking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy, gut-busting humor, and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull! Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure Age: 18+ Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor Duration - 18h 46m. Author - Rick Gualtieri. Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf. Published Date - Wednesday, 25 January 2023. Copyright - © 2013 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:14
Just Another Brick in the Wall
Duration:00:20:23
Time for a Recap
Duration:00:10:57
Not Exactly a UN Summit
Duration:00:15:07
Dating Habits of the Undead
Duration:00:32:52
Here, Kitty Kitty
Duration:00:11:31
A Sandwich with a Side of Chips
Duration:00:31:13
A Test? I Didn’t Even Study!
Duration:00:32:03
He Who Fights and Runs Away
Duration:00:15:35
Green with Envy
Duration:00:09:21
Fat Chicks versus Vampire Cake
Duration:00:10:28
Attack of the Mighty Mongolian Monsters
Duration:00:14:28
Gan and Billy Sitting in a Tree
Duration:00:17:58
Slumber Party of the Damned
Duration:00:13:43
Satan’s Shopping Mall
Duration:00:24:41
The Scent of a Woman
Duration:00:17:14
Heads Up
Duration:00:15:21
Toked-up Television
Duration:00:09:13
Magically Delicious
Duration:00:24:54
Random Monster Encounter
Duration:00:11:25
Lend Me a Hand
Duration:00:14:14
Swords and Sorcerers
Duration:00:14:55
Working Hard or Hardly Working
Duration:00:10:57
A View to Die For
Duration:00:22:19
What’s a Little Murder Amongst Friends
Duration:00:27:18
The Epic Epilogue
Duration:00:21:26
Author Greeting
Duration:00:00:18
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:26