Scary Dead Things
Rick Gualtieri
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN’T ONE OF THEM.
My name’s Bill Ryder and six months ago I died. However, as you’ve probably already guessed, I didn’t stay dead. No, I woke up a vampire, freshly recruited into a coven of immortal assholes.
I thought I’d earned a break after defeating our former master, with maybe a tiny bit of help from my friends, but no such luck.
Things are getting surreal in the world of the strange. New and powerful forces are rearing their ugly heads. None of this should be my problem but, thanks to my status as a rare type of undead, our leadership has painted a target on my back by making me their poster boy.
Making matters worse, one of the most powerful vamps on the planet wants my head because his daughter, a crazed vampire princess, has decided she wants the rest of me. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse.
My only hope to survive this mess is to marshal my friends, master my powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, I’m the scariest dead thing of them all.
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Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things – book two of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series.
Looking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy, gut-busting humor, and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull!
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
Duration - 7h 30m.
Author - Rick Gualtieri.
Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf.
Published Date - Wednesday, 25 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2013 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Rick Gualtieri
Christopher John Fetherolf
The Tome of Bill
Freewill Press
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN’T ONE OF THEM. My name’s Bill Ryder and six months ago I died. However, as you’ve probably already guessed, I didn’t stay dead. No, I woke up a vampire, freshly recruited into a coven of immortal assholes. I thought I’d earned a break after defeating our former master, with maybe a tiny bit of help from my friends, but no such luck. Things are getting surreal in the world of the strange. New and powerful forces are rearing their ugly heads. None of this should be my problem but, thanks to my status as a rare type of undead, our leadership has painted a target on my back by making me their poster boy. Making matters worse, one of the most powerful vamps on the planet wants my head because his daughter, a crazed vampire princess, has decided she wants the rest of me. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse. My only hope to survive this mess is to marshal my friends, master my powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, I’m the scariest dead thing of them all. ---------- Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things – book two of The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series. Looking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy, gut-busting humor, and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull! Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure Age: 18+ Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor Duration - 7h 30m. Author - Rick Gualtieri. Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf. Published Date - Wednesday, 25 January 2023. Copyright - © 2013 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:14
Just Another Brick in the Wall
Duration:00:20:23
Time for a Recap
Duration:00:10:57
Not Exactly a UN Summit
Duration:00:15:07
Dating Habits of the Undead
Duration:00:32:52
Here, Kitty Kitty
Duration:00:11:31
A Sandwich with a Side of Chips
Duration:00:31:13
A Test? I Didn’t Even Study!
Duration:00:32:03
He Who Fights and Runs Away
Duration:00:15:35
Green with Envy
Duration:00:09:21
Fat Chicks versus Vampire Cake
Duration:00:10:28
Attack of the Mighty Mongolian Monsters
Duration:00:14:28
Gan and Billy Sitting in a Tree
Duration:00:17:58
Slumber Party of the Damned
Duration:00:13:43
Satan’s Shopping Mall
Duration:00:24:41
The Scent of a Woman
Duration:00:17:14
Heads Up
Duration:00:15:21
Toked-up Television
Duration:00:09:13
Magically Delicious
Duration:00:24:54
Random Monster Encounter
Duration:00:11:25
Lend Me a Hand
Duration:00:14:14
Swords and Sorcerers
Duration:00:14:55
Working Hard or Hardly Working
Duration:00:10:57
A View to Die For
Duration:00:22:19
What’s a Little Murder Amongst Friends
Duration:00:27:18
The Epic Epilogue
Duration:00:21:26
Author Greeting
Duration:00:00:18
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:26