Stalking Death and Other Ill-Advised Dating Techniques
Mercy Hollow
I didn't realize what a piece of crap I was until I died.
The Grim, the post-mortem chaperone who collected me, is the crankiest Death in the greater Kansas City area. Understandable, since her job is to bag the souls of the worthless and rotten. Apparently I'm so crummy they made me her apprentice. There are so many other kinds of Death, and of all of them, I get lassoed to Miss Buzzkill, who loves to remind me I'm hers with her big, green gargoyle finger, pointing and giving me her spooky come-hither.
As the Grim's new involuntary Lackey, some of the rules are easy:
✓ Avoid inter-office conflicts — Mind your own Death's business.
✓ Shelve your souls before exiting the locker room.
✓ No Death Suits in the hot tub.
But other dos-and-don'ts I just can't handle:
— Never getting a love of my life.
— Giving up the love of my death.
In my new hereafter, the Grim gives me two options — stay and help her take souls, including the love of my death, or refuse and condemn those souls to nothingness forever.
I'm opting for door number three — sacrificing myself to get back to life. Which, I'm pretty sure I can do, if I can get the most spine-tingling jeebie-making Death in the Underworld to shove me in his moan-oozing Gray Box of the Unknown.
It's not like I'd come back as a possum. Right?
If you like snarky, warm-hearted, page-turners with out-of-the-ordinary characters, you'll love Stalking Death.
Follow seventeen-year-old Tyro and the other quirky Deaths of Kansas City in this darkly-comedic young adult fantasy. Buy Stalking Death today to start reading Tyro's sparklingly-irregular belly-flop into the afterlife.
Duration - 12h 2m.
Author - Mercy Hollow.
Narrator - Christopher Harbour.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2021 Mercy Hollow ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
I didn't realize what a piece of crap I was until I died. The Grim, the post-mortem chaperone who collected me, is the crankiest Death in the greater Kansas City area. Understandable, since her job is to bag the souls of the worthless and rotten. Apparently I'm so crummy they made me her apprentice. There are so many other kinds of Death, and of all of them, I get lassoed to Miss Buzzkill, who loves to remind me I'm hers with her big, green gargoyle finger, pointing and giving me her spooky come-hither. As the Grim's new involuntary Lackey, some of the rules are easy: ✓ Avoid inter-office conflicts — Mind your own Death's business. ✓ Shelve your souls before exiting the locker room. ✓ No Death Suits in the hot tub. But other dos-and-don'ts I just can't handle: — Never getting a love of my life. — Giving up the love of my death. In my new hereafter, the Grim gives me two options — stay and help her take souls, including the love of my death, or refuse and condemn those souls to nothingness forever. I'm opting for door number three — sacrificing myself to get back to life. Which, I'm pretty sure I can do, if I can get the most spine-tingling jeebie-making Death in the Underworld to shove me in his moan-oozing Gray Box of the Unknown. It's not like I'd come back as a possum. Right? If you like snarky, warm-hearted, page-turners with out-of-the-ordinary characters, you'll love Stalking Death. Follow seventeen-year-old Tyro and the other quirky Deaths of Kansas City in this darkly-comedic young adult fantasy. Buy Stalking Death today to start reading Tyro's sparklingly-irregular belly-flop into the afterlife. Duration - 12h 2m. Author - Mercy Hollow. Narrator - Christopher Harbour. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2021 Mercy Hollow ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:11
Chapter 1: Death
Duration:00:10:40
Chapter 2: Present-But-Empty
Duration:00:17:55
Chapter 3: Bad Death
Duration:00:16:53
Chapter 4: Dead
Duration:00:08:39
Chapter 5: More Than One Kind of Dead
Duration:00:16:42
Chapter 6: Shift's Over
Duration:00:11:03
Chapter 7: Six Feet Under
Duration:00:24:29
Chapter 8: The Black Empty
Duration:00:22:59
Chapter 9: M.I.A.
Duration:00:22:00
Chapter 10: Stiff
Duration:00:23:04
Chapter 11: This is It
Duration:00:29:42
Chapter 12: Dead Ringer
Duration:00:25:51
Chapter 13: The True Grim Reaper
Duration:00:24:47
Chapter 14: Nothingness
Duration:00:36:30
Chapter 15: Gone
Duration:00:18:27
Chapter 16: Into the Unknown
Duration:00:29:06
Chapter 17: A Bad Direction
Duration:00:17:41
Chapter 18: I Walk to My Death and Beg for Mercy
Duration:00:16:07
Chapter 19: Not Quite Surviving
Duration:00:27:45
Chapter 20: Death Comes for Everyone
Duration:00:33:57
Chapter 21: Topeka Grim
Duration:00:21:02
Chapter 22: Not So Good and Plenty
Duration:00:21:42
Chapter 23: Living Like a Dead Person
Duration:00:26:00
Chapter 24: Less Than Alive
Duration:00:18:06
Chapter 25: A Hot Goodbye
Duration:00:09:53
Chapter 26: Facing Death and Spiders
Duration:00:18:57
Chapter 27: Wanting Sullied Roadkill
Duration:00:20:34
Chapter 28: Burning Hearts with a Blowtorch
Duration:00:16:23
Chapter 29: Come to an End
Duration:00:06:59
Chapter 30: A Not-Happy Ending
Duration:00:11:38
Chapter 31: Before It's Too Late
Duration:00:18:13
Chapter 32: How to Not Live
Duration:00:16:04
Chapter 33: The Three Step Process of 'Not Ready'
Duration:00:22:27
Chapter 34: Come and Get Me
Duration:00:15:32
Chapter 35: Chocolate Sunshine
Duration:00:36:57
Epilogue: Lacey Keds and Smiley-Face Converse
Duration:00:07:17
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:24