The Mourning Woods
Rick Gualtieri
THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH.
My name’s Bill Ryder and, despite being undead, I program games for a living. That means I’m mostly content to stay at home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures.
Or at least that was the case.
Now, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Lucky me, because somehow my friends and I are the only chance the world has of stopping it.
The leaders of the vampire nation have ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but that’s not even the worst of it. Our enemies want me dead, but some of my allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure of who I can trust.
I’ll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick a little bigfoot butt in order to stop this war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods.
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Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with The Mourning Woods – book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series.
If you love The Dresden Files, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill series is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot.
Don’t miss out! Click Buy Now to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into horror hilarity today.
Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure
Age: 18+
Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor
Duration - 9h 10m.
Author - Rick Gualtieri.
Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf.
Published Date - Tuesday, 24 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2013 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Rick Gualtieri
Christopher John Fetherolf
The Tome of Bill
Freewill Press
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
THREE WORDS: VAMPIRES VERSUS SASQUATCH. My name’s Bill Ryder and, despite being undead, I program games for a living. That means I’m mostly content to stay at home, do my job, and not go on stupid-ass adventures. Or at least that was the case. Now, a war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Lucky me, because somehow my friends and I are the only chance the world has of stopping it. The leaders of the vampire nation have ordered me to the frozen woods of Canada to broker peace with an army of angry Sasquatches, but that’s not even the worst of it. Our enemies want me dead, but some of my allies do too. Danger lurks at every turn, leaving me unsure of who I can trust. I’ll have to rely on my instincts, master my fledgling powers, and kick a little bigfoot butt in order to stop this war, uncover the conspiracy, and solve the mystery that lies at the heart of the Mourning Woods. ---------- Experience a hilarious adventure like never before with The Mourning Woods – book three of the bestselling Tome of Bill horror comedy series. If you love The Dresden Files, The Rebellion Chronicles, or The Montague & Strong Case Files, then the Tome of Bill series is sure to trample your funny bone like an angry bigfoot. Don’t miss out! Click Buy Now to join Bill Ryder on this unforgettable quest into horror hilarity today. Genres: Horror Comedy, Urban Fantasy, Action & Adventure Age: 18+ Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor Duration - 9h 10m. Author - Rick Gualtieri. Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf. Published Date - Tuesday, 24 January 2023. Copyright - © 2013 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:15
Tis better To Have Loved and Lost
Duration:00:14:39
Late For My Own Funeral
Duration:00:06:58
Anticipation is a Killer
Duration:00:09:02
Unexpected Company
Duration:00:19:27
Ringside Seats
Duration:00:10:37
Friends Don’t Let Friends Drink and Dissect
Duration:00:10:34
Diplomatic Immunity
Duration:00:07:39
Hell’s Hair Salon
Duration:00:09:46
The Dude with the Crazy Eyes
Duration:00:14:19
Yes, This is One of Those Exposition Chapters
Duration:00:08:01
Vacation Daze
Duration:00:10:09
Driving in Style
Duration:00:11:50
Damn Nazi Vampires
Duration:00:17:00
Four-legged Vampire Slayer
Duration:00:18:00
Are We There Yet?
Duration:00:10:32
As Primitive as Can Be
Duration:00:23:36
Strangers in the Night
Duration:00:10:48
Continental Breakfast
Duration:00:11:24
Satan’s Snack Cart
Duration:00:14:32
What’s in a Name?
Duration:00:14:28
When You Gotta Go
Duration:00:12:43
Keeping One’s Priorities Straight
Duration:00:09:42
A Dumb Plan is Better than No Plan at All
Duration:00:21:45
Cage Match
Duration:00:12:55
99 Bottles of Blood on the Wall
Duration:00:18:59
Midnight Tryst
Duration:00:10:18
Mission Improbable
Duration:00:11:38
The Great White North
Duration:00:09:55
Frozen Wasteland
Duration:00:17:05
What Happened While I Was Out?
Duration:00:14:04
The Lying, the Witch, and the ... err ... Zombie?
Duration:00:12:54
Ninja Vampire Attack!
Duration:00:16:28
A Sticky Situation
Duration:00:13:23
French Fried Mountain Oysters
Duration:00:08:14
Round Two
Duration:00:16:00
Crossing Enemy Lines
Duration:00:12:15
Guilty By Association
Duration:00:23:06
I Can’t Hear You, I’m Screaming Too Loud
Duration:00:12:13
A Small Piece of Peace
Duration:00:23:39
The Awesomely Important Epilogue
Duration:00:19:13
Author Greeting
Duration:00:00:22
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:24