The Tome of Bill collection - Vol 1
Rick Gualtieri
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE DARK. BILL RYDER ISN’T ONE OF THEM.
Prepare to sink your teeth into the first FOUR novels of the hilarious Tome of Bill series – over 1000 pages of epic horror comedy that will leave you in stitches.
Gamer, Geek, and Legendary Vampire – Bill Ryder is an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of undead horrors. Despite awesome powers, loyal friends, and a Brooklyn-sized attitude; the odds are stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors threatening it – all while trying to build some semblance of a social life.
BILL THE VAMPIRE
Bill Ryder was a dateless geek until he met a girl to die for - so he did. Sadly for him, that was just the beginning of his troubles.
SCARY DEAD THINGS
One of the most powerful vampires in the world wants Bill Ryder’s head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. Too bad it's not clear which fate is worse.
THE MOURNING WOODS
A war is brewing between the vampires and bigfoot, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed.
HOLIER THAN THOU
On the eve of war, The Icon – legendary enemy of the vampire race – has arisen. There’s just one small catch: Bill Ryder is in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it.
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Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then you’ll want to dive right into this bloody good time.
Get ready to die laughing with The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series!
Duration - 9h 31m.
Author - Rick Gualtieri.
Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf.
Published Date - Sunday, 08 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2015 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Rick Gualtieri
Christopher John Fetherolf
The Tome of Bill
Freewill Press
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE DARK. BILL RYDER ISN’T ONE OF THEM. Prepare to sink your teeth into the first FOUR novels of the hilarious Tome of Bill series – over 1000 pages of epic horror comedy that will leave you in stitches. Gamer, Geek, and Legendary Vampire – Bill Ryder is an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of undead horrors. Despite awesome powers, loyal friends, and a Brooklyn-sized attitude; the odds are stacked heavily against him. Bill must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors threatening it – all while trying to build some semblance of a social life. BILL THE VAMPIRE Bill Ryder was a dateless geek until he met a girl to die for - so he did. Sadly for him, that was just the beginning of his troubles. SCARY DEAD THINGS One of the most powerful vampires in the world wants Bill Ryder’s head. A pint-sized princess wants the rest of him. Too bad it's not clear which fate is worse. THE MOURNING WOODS A war is brewing between the vampires and bigfoot, ancient enemies since the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed. HOLIER THAN THOU On the eve of war, The Icon – legendary enemy of the vampire race – has arisen. There’s just one small catch: Bill Ryder is in love with her. Panic is about to break out within the ranks of the undead and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it. ---------- Join Bill in these laugh-out-loud tales of terrifying monsters and middle-fingered mayhem. If you enjoy The Dresden Files, The Nate Temple series, or The Preternatural Chronicles, then you’ll want to dive right into this bloody good time. Get ready to die laughing with The Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series! Duration - 9h 31m. Author - Rick Gualtieri. Narrator - Christopher John Fetherolf. Published Date - Sunday, 08 January 2023. Copyright - © 2015 Rick Gualtieri ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
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Bill The Vampire chapter 1
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Bill The Vampire chapter 2
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Bill The Vampire chapter 3
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Bill The Vampire chapter 4
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Bill The Vampire chapter 5
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Bill The Vampire chapter 6
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Bill The Vampire chapter 7
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Bill The Vampire chapter 8
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Bill The Vampire chapter 9
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Bill The Vampire chapter 10
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Bill The Vampire chapter 11
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Bill The Vampire chapter 12
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Bill The Vampire chapter 13
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Bill The Vampire chapter 14
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Bill The Vampire chapter 15
Duration:00:17:57
Bill The Vampire chapter 16
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Bill The Vampire chapter 17
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Bill The Vampire chapter 18
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Bill The Vampire chapter 19
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Bill The Vampire chapter 20
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Bill The Vampire chapter 21
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Bill The Vampire chapter 22
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Bill The Vampire chapter 23
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Bill The Vampire chapter 24
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Bill The Vampire chapter 25
Duration:00:55:55
Bill The Vampire epilogue
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Scary dead things intro
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Scary dead things chapter 1
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Scary dead things chapter 2
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Scary dead things chapter 3
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Scary dead things chapter 4
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Scary dead things chapter 5
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Scary dead things chapter 6
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Scary dead things chapter 7
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Scary dead things chapter 8
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Scary dead things chapter 9
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Scary dead things chapter 10
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Scary dead things chapter 11
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Scary dead things chapter 12
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Scary dead things chapter 13
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Scary dead things chapter 14
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Scary dead things chapter 15
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Scary dead things chapter 16
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Scary dead things chapter 17
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Scary dead things chapter 18
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Scary dead things chapter 19
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Scary dead things chapter 20
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Scary dead things chapter 21
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Scary dead things chapter 22
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Scary dead things chapter 23
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Scary dead things chapter 24
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Scary dead things epilogue
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Mourning woods intro
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Mourning woods chapter 1
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Mourning woods chapter 2
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Mourning woods chapter 3
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Mourning woods chapter 4
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Mourning woods chapter 5
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Mourning woods chapter 6
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Mourning woods chapter 7
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Mourning woods chapter 8
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Mourning woods chapter 9
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Mourning woods chapter 10
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Mourning woods chapter 11
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Mourning woods chapter 12
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Mourning woods chapter 13
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Mourning woods chapter 14
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Mourning woods chapter 15
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Mourning woods chapter 16
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Mourning woods chapter 17
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Mourning woods chapter 18
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Mourning woods chapter 19
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Mourning woods chapter 20
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Mourning woods chapter 21
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Mourning woods chapter 22
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Mourning woods chapter 23
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Mourning woods chapter 24
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Mourning woods chapter 25
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Mourning woods chapter 26
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Mourning woods chapter 27
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Mourning woods chapter 28
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Mourning woods chapter 29
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Mourning woods chapter 30
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Mourning woods chapter 31
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Mourning woods chapter 32
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Mourning woods chapter 33
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Mourning woods chapter 34
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Mourning woods chapter 35
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Mourning woods chapter 36
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Mourning woods chapter 37
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Mourning woods chapter 38
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Mourning woods chapter 39
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Mourning woods epilogue
Duration:00:19:13
Holier than thou intro
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Holier than thou chapter 1
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Holier than thou chapter 2
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Holier than thou chapter 3
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Holier than thou chapter 4
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Holier than thou chapter 5
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Holier than thou chapter 6
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Holier than thou chapter 7
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Holier than thou chapter 8
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Holier than thou chapter 9
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Holier than thou chapter 10
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Holier than thou chapter 11
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Holier than thou chapter 12
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Holier than thou chapter 13
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Holier than thou chapter 14
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Holier than thou chapter 15
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Holier than thou chapter 16
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Holier than thou chapter 17
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Holier than thou chapter 18
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Holier than thou chapter 19
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Holier than thou chapter 20
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Holier than thou chapter 21
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Holier than thou chapter 22
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Holier than thou chapter 23
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Holier than thou chapter 24
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Holier than thou chapter 25
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Holier than thou chapter 26
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Holier than thou chapter 27
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Holier than thou chapter 28
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Holier than thou chapter 29
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Holier than thou chapter 30
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Holier than thou chapter 31
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Holier than thou chapter 32
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Holier than thou chapter 33
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Holier than thou chapter 34
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Holier than thou chapter 35
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Holier than thou chapter 36
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Holier than thou chapter 37
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Holier than thou chapter 38
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Holier than thou chapter 39
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Holier than thou epilogue
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Author Greeting
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Ending Credits
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