Wally and the Holiday Jailbreak
Zack Thoutt
What if you could gift someone the meaning of life?
That is Wally Palmer’s hope this Christmas. Third grader Wally lives alone with his father, an ill professor struggling with depression and unable to summon much holiday spirit. When his father reveals that the source of his sadness is not knowing the meaning of life, Wally becomes determined to find it for him.
In this holiday comedy, Wally and his best friend, Sarah, embark on a quest to find the meaning of life over their school’s winter break. They’ll face Wally’s greatest fear, dogs; Sarah’s cunning little sister; and worst of all…cops.
Wally will do anything to see his father happy this Christmas, but will his determination be enough?
Content warning: While Wally and the Holiday Jailbreak is told through the eyes of a third grader, it is an adult comedy that includes mature content. Parental discretion is advised.
Read the first few chapters for free at zackthoutt.com.
Duration - 2h 58m.
Author - Zack Thoutt.
Narrator - Nicole Britton.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2022 Zack Thoutt ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
What if you could gift someone the meaning of life? That is Wally Palmer’s hope this Christmas. Third grader Wally lives alone with his father, an ill professor struggling with depression and unable to summon much holiday spirit. When his father reveals that the source of his sadness is not knowing the meaning of life, Wally becomes determined to find it for him. In this holiday comedy, Wally and his best friend, Sarah, embark on a quest to find the meaning of life over their school’s winter break. They’ll face Wally’s greatest fear, dogs; Sarah’s cunning little sister; and worst of all…cops. Wally will do anything to see his father happy this Christmas, but will his determination be enough? Content warning: While Wally and the Holiday Jailbreak is told through the eyes of a third grader, it is an adult comedy that includes mature content. Parental discretion is advised. Read the first few chapters for free at zackthoutt.com. Duration - 2h 58m. Author - Zack Thoutt. Narrator - Nicole Britton. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 Zack Thoutt ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:08
Parental Advisory
Duration:00:00:14
Chapter 1: The Toilet Conundrum
Duration:00:13:50
Chapter 2: The Red Card
Duration:00:06:09
Chapter 3: The Sweet Bribe
Duration:00:11:32
Chapter 4: The Vegetarian
Duration:00:17:47
Chapter 5: The Adult Stuff
Duration:00:11:06
Chapter 6: The Blue Screen
Duration:00:08:02
Chapter 7: The Yarn Ball
Duration:00:19:26
Chapter 8: The Elf Mom
Duration:00:06:32
Chapter 9: The Dragon Toy
Duration:00:08:15
Chapter 10: The Wrecking Ball
Duration:00:13:27
Chapter 11: The Chocolate Fire Stand
Duration:00:14:42
Chapter 12: The Scheme
Duration:00:08:17
Chapter 13: The Jailbreak
Duration:00:13:06
Chapter 14: Wall-e
Duration:00:11:51
Chapter 15: The Meaning of Life
Duration:00:05:53
Afterword
Duration:00:05:51
Acknowledgements
Duration:00:01:25
Author Profile
Duration:00:00:45
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:08