A Poisoned Garden
Kim Alexander
A unicorn walks into a bar and…wait, what was I saying?
Look, between what I’m pretty sure is premature senility and wanting to barf all the time, I’m barely hanging in there. At this point, I need a break after solving xeno murders, fighting murderous fox shifters, and my best friend nearly murdering me for…reasons.
But do I get a break? No, I get an invitation to the court of the Unseelie fae, and it’s the kind of invitation you can’t refuse because it’s from the king who flip-flops between wanting to share a pizza with me and stabbing me.
The upside is that I can see my best friend Marly, the newly minted and slightly murderous Unseelie fae queen. The downside? Apparently, I have to prevent a civil war between powerful magical beings, and I don’t even get a can opener for self-defense.
Just like clockwork, I’m back to running from supernatural squids, double-dealing with triple-dealing fae who probably all want me dead, and getting tangled up with a beautiful, broken-hearted unicorn who makes me feel guilty, and I don't know why.
After all, we've never met before...have we?
Duration - 7h 24m.
Author - Kim Alexander.
Narrator - Kim Alexander.
Published Date - Friday, 19 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2022 Kim Alexander ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
A unicorn walks into a bar and…wait, what was I saying? Look, between what I’m pretty sure is premature senility and wanting to barf all the time, I’m barely hanging in there. At this point, I need a break after solving xeno murders, fighting murderous fox shifters, and my best friend nearly murdering me for…reasons. But do I get a break? No, I get an invitation to the court of the Unseelie fae, and it’s the kind of invitation you can’t refuse because it’s from the king who flip-flops between wanting to share a pizza with me and stabbing me. The upside is that I can see my best friend Marly, the newly minted and slightly murderous Unseelie fae queen. The downside? Apparently, I have to prevent a civil war between powerful magical beings, and I don’t even get a can opener for self-defense. Just like clockwork, I’m back to running from supernatural squids, double-dealing with triple-dealing fae who probably all want me dead, and getting tangled up with a beautiful, broken-hearted unicorn who makes me feel guilty, and I don't know why. After all, we've never met before...have we? Duration - 7h 24m. Author - Kim Alexander. Narrator - Kim Alexander. Published Date - Friday, 19 January 2024. Copyright - © 2022 Kim Alexander ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:09
Dedication
Duration:00:00:09
Chapter One
Duration:00:12:03
Chapter Two
Duration:00:06:10
Chapter Three
Duration:00:06:54
Chapter Four
Duration:00:09:42
Chapter Five
Duration:00:11:04
Chapter Six
Duration:00:13:13
Chapter Seven
Duration:00:11:12
Chapter Eight
Duration:00:15:32
Chapter Nine
Duration:00:12:18
Chapter Ten
Duration:00:12:00
Chapter Eleven
Duration:00:08:42
Chapter Twelve
Duration:00:16:58
Chapter Thirteen
Duration:00:10:36
Chapter Fourteen
Duration:00:14:20
Chapter Fifteen
Duration:00:06:59
Chapter Sixteen
Duration:00:13:00
Chapter Seventeen
Duration:00:07:18
Chapter Eighteen
Duration:00:09:34
Chapter Ninteen
Duration:00:11:13
Chapter Twenty
Duration:00:06:01
Chapter Twenty One
Duration:00:13:27
Chapter Twenty Two
Duration:00:07:04
Chapter Twenty Three
Duration:00:07:41
Chapter Twenty Four
Duration:00:15:17
Chapter Twenty Five
Duration:00:06:10
Chapter Twenty Six
Duration:00:09:27
Chapter Twenty Seven
Duration:00:10:47
Chapter Twenty Eight
Duration:00:11:47
Chapter Twenty Nine
Duration:00:13:06
Chapter Thirty
Duration:00:13:41
Chapter Thirty One
Duration:00:20:02
Chapter Thirty Two
Duration:00:06:44
Chapter Thirty Three
Duration:00:11:16
Chapter Thirty Four
Duration:00:11:45
Chapter Thirty Five
Duration:00:08:44
Chapter Thirty Six
Duration:00:06:23
Chapter Thirty Seven
Duration:00:06:22
Chapter Thirty Eight
Duration:00:09:39
Chapter Thirty Nine
Duration:00:10:46
Chapter Forty
Duration:00:06:46
Chapter Forty One
Duration:00:11:59
Chapter Forty Two
Duration:00:06:48
Acknowledgements
Duration:00:00:47
Sneak peek
Duration:00:02:39
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:09