First Kisses Suck
Ali Archer
When Minnie said she was dying for the perfect first kiss, she didn’t mean literally.
Minnie Kim blacks out during her first kiss, so she figures it must not have been a very good one. Shouldn’t she remember such a momentous occasion? And to make things worse, she thinks the jerk gave her the flu…but no. It’s vampirism.
Post-kiss Minnie is taken into the Aristos family of vampires to learn all the rules of her new life—and there are a lot—so she can continue to live her old one. That’s right, she’ll be going right back to school just as soon as she can learn to control her bloodlust. But there’s a lot more to it than that—her parents won’t have anything to do with a gangshi, and the kids at school don’t want to become her next victim. Not that Minnie would ever do that. Ew.
But Minnie doesn’t intend to let a little thing like death keep her from living. With the help of her totally hot and completely arrogant mentor Philo, who’s been seventeen since the days of Sparta, she plans to totally rock this vampire girl thing. And maybe, if she’s lucky, she’ll get a do-over on the perfect first kiss.
Vampire Diaries meets To All the Boys I've Loved Before in this funny coming of age series with vampires and other nasties.
Duration - 6h 51m.
Author - Ali Archer.
Narrator - Jessica Duncan.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2018 Ali Cross ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Ali Archer
Jessica Duncan
Minnie Kim Vampire Girl
Novel Ninjutsu
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
When Minnie said she was dying for the perfect first kiss, she didn’t mean literally. Minnie Kim blacks out during her first kiss, so she figures it must not have been a very good one. Shouldn’t she remember such a momentous occasion? And to make things worse, she thinks the jerk gave her the flu…but no. It’s vampirism. Post-kiss Minnie is taken into the Aristos family of vampires to learn all the rules of her new life—and there are a lot—so she can continue to live her old one. That’s right, she’ll be going right back to school just as soon as she can learn to control her bloodlust. But there’s a lot more to it than that—her parents won’t have anything to do with a gangshi, and the kids at school don’t want to become her next victim. Not that Minnie would ever do that. Ew. But Minnie doesn’t intend to let a little thing like death keep her from living. With the help of her totally hot and completely arrogant mentor Philo, who’s been seventeen since the days of Sparta, she plans to totally rock this vampire girl thing. And maybe, if she’s lucky, she’ll get a do-over on the perfect first kiss. Vampire Diaries meets To All the Boys I've Loved Before in this funny coming of age series with vampires and other nasties. Duration - 6h 51m. Author - Ali Archer. Narrator - Jessica Duncan. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2018 Ali Cross ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:14
Dedication
Duration:00:00:04
Chapter 1
Duration:00:15:35
Chapter 2
Duration:00:14:21
Chapter 3
Duration:00:18:29
Chapter 4
Duration:00:36:19
Chapter 5
Duration:00:23:09
Chapter 6
Duration:00:19:33
Chapter 7
Duration:00:13:59
Chapter 8
Duration:00:32:24
Chapter 9
Duration:00:16:25
Chapter 10
Duration:00:19:12
Chapter 11
Duration:00:17:58
Chapter 12
Duration:00:14:13
Chapter 13
Duration:00:17:40
Chapter 14
Duration:00:24:21
Chapter 15
Duration:00:13:33
Chapter 16
Duration:00:15:18
Chapter 17
Duration:00:15:35
Chapter 18
Duration:00:17:32
Chapter 19
Duration:00:12:16
Chapter 20
Duration:00:15:20
Chapter 21
Duration:00:16:47
Chapter 22
Duration:00:10:15
Epilogue
Duration:00:10:52
Closing Credits
Duration:00:00:27