Honey, I Think I'm The Devil
Robbie Cole
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
"Honey, I Think I'm The Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I've read (that's a good thing!)" — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down
Jack, a happy-go-lucky, down-on-his-luck guy has a talent for keeping things tidy, even if it's just the trash. Waste management engineer by day, and an unassuming hero by fate, Jack's about to discover that even the garbage can hit the cosmic fan!
An angelic bet hurls Jack into a whirlwind of divine mischief. Jack's world gets turned upside down as Lucifer's apprentice. In the depths of his despair, he meets Jill—a woman whose smile can melt butter in a blizzard. Jack must face his alter ego in a showdown that could spell the end for everything celestial and terrestrial. Will Jack's love for Jill be strong enough to thwart Lucifer and save the universe?
With its laugh-out-loud lunacy, heartfelt moments, and a cast of characters redefining what it means to fight for love, Honey, I Think I'm The Devil, is a roller coaster ride through love's loop-the-loops.
Duration - 8h 14m.
Author - Robbie Cole.
Narrator - Digital Voice Alistair G.
Published Date - Monday, 20 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2023 Robbie Cole ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. "Honey, I Think I'm The Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I've read (that's a good thing!)" — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down Jack, a happy-go-lucky, down-on-his-luck guy has a talent for keeping things tidy, even if it's just the trash. Waste management engineer by day, and an unassuming hero by fate, Jack's about to discover that even the garbage can hit the cosmic fan! An angelic bet hurls Jack into a whirlwind of divine mischief. Jack's world gets turned upside down as Lucifer's apprentice. In the depths of his despair, he meets Jill—a woman whose smile can melt butter in a blizzard. Jack must face his alter ego in a showdown that could spell the end for everything celestial and terrestrial. Will Jack's love for Jill be strong enough to thwart Lucifer and save the universe? With its laugh-out-loud lunacy, heartfelt moments, and a cast of characters redefining what it means to fight for love, Honey, I Think I'm The Devil, is a roller coaster ride through love's loop-the-loops. Duration - 8h 14m. Author - Robbie Cole. Narrator - Digital Voice Alistair G. Published Date - Monday, 20 January 2025. Copyright - © 2023 Robbie Cole ©.
Language:
English
Start
Duration:00:00:08
Chapter 1: Evil, smeevil. I’m tired of being evil
Duration:00:16:06
Chapter 2: He trained all his life for moments like this
Duration:00:05:03
Chapter 3: The meanest mind-melting gaze he could muster
Duration:00:13:33
Chapter 4: Like a ticking bomb, counting down to her love life’s extinction
Duration:00:11:59
Chapter 5: I hope Mom paid the sun bill
Duration:00:18:19
Chapter 6: That’s nothing a lobotomy can’t fix
Duration:00:15:50
Chapter 7: A soul-tickling masterpiece for their olfactory glands
Duration:00:09:27
Chapter 8: Oh, the horror!
Duration:00:08:25
Chapter 9: Every nobody is someone’s somebody
Duration:00:05:27
Chapter 10: A fake smile often seen on a ventriloquist’s dummy
Duration:00:10:30
Chapter 11: In a balding mullet and cheesy porn mustache way
Duration:00:07:45
Chapter 12: Don’t ya feel warm and gooey inside?
Duration:00:16:28
Chapter 13: A beacon to the joyful life
Duration:00:22:38
Chapter 14: Defenseless against his stalker-like proclamation of love
Duration:00:10:39
Chapter 15: Maybe it’s just the milkshake
Duration:00:16:17
Chapter 16: They never show the good stuff
Duration:00:12:53
Chapter 17: It’s all the rage these days
Duration:00:18:01
Chapter 18: Is this a hallucidelusion?
Duration:00:19:14
Chapter 19: If you had returned my calls, I could have explained
Duration:00:06:23
Chapter 20: Honey, I think I’m the devil!
Duration:00:12:17
Chapter 21: It was the second drop that caused the melting
Duration:00:10:44
Chapter 22: Chronic masturbation should resolve that too
Duration:00:05:21
Chapter 23: I’m psychic, alright?
Duration:00:17:37
Chapter 24: Raise the bones, mates!l
Duration:00:11:27
Chapter 25: I just wanted to be like Elvis!
Duration:00:06:30
Chapter 26: How low did I go? Did I win?
Duration:00:05:37
Chapter 27: You can uh tickle his nose or ribs, and he can’t uh do anythin’ about it
Duration:00:13:51
Chapter 28: The first naughty word spoken in heaven
Duration:00:05:58
Chapter 29: Call me after the funeral
Duration:00:12:17
Chapter 30: Obviously, the blonde in her still dominated
Duration:00:24:09
Chapter 31: No one she knew had a dead room
Duration:00:10:17
Chapter 32: A poor example of a Nestea plunge
Duration:00:15:22
Chapter 33: Loaded with something messy
Duration:00:10:43
Chapter 34: I’m not sure I’d call someone with the power to incinerate me with a sneeze a fool
Duration:00:12:15
Chapter 35: Machismo oozed from him like puss from an open wound
Duration:00:10:47
Chapter 36: What flavor of steak sauce do you prefer?
Duration:00:29:33
Chapter 37: A simple man who only likes small talk
Duration:00:26:19
EPILOGUE
Duration:00:08:32