Hot Mess for Hire
Lili Valente
Who hires a woman known as “Miraculous Mess” to run damage control on his jacked-up love life? Apparently, me. The guy from the wrong side of the tracks turned hockey star now in need of drastic relationship help (insert dramatic background music).
Name’s Jake Falcone, aka “The Dragon” when I’m out on the ice. Off the ice, they call me that as well...for a different reason. Not saying I’m not flattered, but hell, what a thing for women to go around talking about.
Guess when your “dragon” has a big reputation, I was bound to end up with dating troubles. But my ex? She gives crazy a whole new meaning.
Enter Shane “Miraculous Mess” Willoughby, hired to play the role of my fake girlfriend and run professional intervention. Apparently, this sort of expertly strategic post-breakup dating arrangement gets results.
That said, the woman is not what I was expecting. Deserving of her moniker? Absolutely. She's a feisty, sexy, smart mouth dragon-whisperer beyond my wildest fantasies, for sure. But she’s also sweet and funny, with a wounded heart I’m determined to heal. If she’ll let me.
Sure, this started out as pretend, to solve a problem that’s still going on I might add. Is a guy like me right for a classy Madison Avenue woman like her? Probably not. Am I going to let that stop me from getting the girl?
Hell no.
Note: Hot Mess For Hire is a super sexy romcom with sizzling sparks from the start, leading to LOTS of wild, steamy fun. Laugh out loud textual healing. And a smile-worthy HEA with all the feels, and all the swoon. Enjoy!
Duration - 7h 51m.
Author - Lili Valente.
Narrator - Summer Roberts.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2016 Lili Valente ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Lili Valente
Summer Roberts
Big O Dating Specialists
Self Taught Ninja
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
Who hires a woman known as “Miraculous Mess” to run damage control on his jacked-up love life? Apparently, me. The guy from the wrong side of the tracks turned hockey star now in need of drastic relationship help (insert dramatic background music). Name’s Jake Falcone, aka “The Dragon” when I’m out on the ice. Off the ice, they call me that as well...for a different reason. Not saying I’m not flattered, but hell, what a thing for women to go around talking about. Guess when your “dragon” has a big reputation, I was bound to end up with dating troubles. But my ex? She gives crazy a whole new meaning. Enter Shane “Miraculous Mess” Willoughby, hired to play the role of my fake girlfriend and run professional intervention. Apparently, this sort of expertly strategic post-breakup dating arrangement gets results. That said, the woman is not what I was expecting. Deserving of her moniker? Absolutely. She's a feisty, sexy, smart mouth dragon-whisperer beyond my wildest fantasies, for sure. But she’s also sweet and funny, with a wounded heart I’m determined to heal. If she’ll let me. Sure, this started out as pretend, to solve a problem that’s still going on I might add. Is a guy like me right for a classy Madison Avenue woman like her? Probably not. Am I going to let that stop me from getting the girl? Hell no. Note: Hot Mess For Hire is a super sexy romcom with sizzling sparks from the start, leading to LOTS of wild, steamy fun. Laugh out loud textual healing. And a smile-worthy HEA with all the feels, and all the swoon. Enjoy! Duration - 7h 51m. Author - Lili Valente. Narrator - Summer Roberts. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2016 Lili Valente ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:11
Prologue One
Duration:00:06:21
Prologue Two
Duration:00:09:03
Chapter One
Duration:00:08:21
Chapter Two
Duration:00:10:46
Chapter Three
Duration:00:18:09
Chapter Four
Duration:00:09:29
Chapter Five
Duration:00:06:04
Chapter Six
Duration:00:09:20
Chapter Seven
Duration:00:07:58
Chapter Eight
Duration:00:02:36
Chapter Nine
Duration:00:01:39
Chapter Ten
Duration:00:08:53
Chapter Eleven
Duration:00:14:22
Chapter Twelve
Duration:00:03:52
Chapter Thirteen
Duration:00:17:06
Chapter Fourteen
Duration:00:14:53
Chapter Fifteen
Duration:00:05:25
Chapter Sixteen
Duration:00:10:43
Chapter Seventeen
Duration:00:12:41
Chapter Eighteen
Duration:00:20:49
Chapter Nineteen
Duration:00:12:14
Chapter Twenty
Duration:00:13:15
Chapter Twenty-One
Duration:00:15:02
Chapter Twenty-Two
Duration:00:08:27
Chapter Twenty-Three
Duration:00:10:58
Chapter Twenty-Four
Duration:00:14:56
Chapter Twenty-Five
Duration:00:07:35
Chapter Twenty-Six
Duration:00:03:02
Chapter Twenty-Seven
Duration:00:12:43
Chapter Twenty-Eight
Duration:00:15:28
Chapter Twenty-Nine
Duration:00:05:42
Chapter Thirty
Duration:00:11:49
Chapter Thirty-One
Duration:00:21:05
Chapter Thirty-Two
Duration:00:13:56
Chapter Thirty-Three
Duration:00:11:26
Chapter Thirty-Four
Duration:00:07:22
Chapter Thirty-Five
Duration:00:12:39
Chapter Thirty-Six
Duration:00:10:32
Chapter Thirty-Seven
Duration:00:22:06
Chapter Thirty-Eight
Duration:00:10:09
Chapter Thirty-Nine
Duration:00:08:56
Epilogue One
Duration:00:19:46
Epilogue Two
Duration:00:03:06
Closing Credits
Duration:00:00:19