How I Took the King on a Bone-A-Fide Quest of Piracy, Piemu and Profit
AJ Sherwood
You have found a sentient dragon skull. Accepting this quest entails half a dragon’s hoard. Would you like to assemble the dragon? (YES) (no)
Steve: My boooOOOOOOoooones
Devan: Must we take the dragon skull on said quest?
Tan: Sadly, yes.
Add Piemu and Pirate sidequests? (YES) (NO)
Devan: Tan. Why?
Tan: It’s more fun this way!
Tags:
Did I mention crack, cause allllll the crack, Tan’s field trips go awry, no one is surprised, only he can find a sentient dragon skull in a church’s basement, Quest time!, Wells gets stuck babysitting, again, Niran’s more excited than anyone else, except maybe the apprentices, gold is a great motivator, all the bone puns, Steve’s been gagged, Tan’s a dramatic bat, Devan adopts pirates, the crack ship armada is literally sailing, Lesia is adopted by pirates, stickers are fish food, Tan’s volunteered Devan to officiate over weddings, Academic types are stingy, demonic chickens, strange version of Whac-A-Mole, Niran acquires apprentices, Fa comes to play too, candy tastes best after murder, basically the corruption is spreading
Duration - 11m.
Author - AJ Sherwood.
Narrator - Kirk Griffin.
Published Date - Wednesday, 24 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2023 AJ Sherwood ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
You have found a sentient dragon skull. Accepting this quest entails half a dragon’s hoard. Would you like to assemble the dragon? (YES) (no) Steve: My boooOOOOOOoooones Devan: Must we take the dragon skull on said quest? Tan: Sadly, yes. Add Piemu and Pirate sidequests? (YES) (NO) Devan: Tan. Why? Tan: It’s more fun this way! Tags: Did I mention crack, cause allllll the crack, Tan’s field trips go awry, no one is surprised, only he can find a sentient dragon skull in a church’s basement, Quest time!, Wells gets stuck babysitting, again, Niran’s more excited than anyone else, except maybe the apprentices, gold is a great motivator, all the bone puns, Steve’s been gagged, Tan’s a dramatic bat, Devan adopts pirates, the crack ship armada is literally sailing, Lesia is adopted by pirates, stickers are fish food, Tan’s volunteered Devan to officiate over weddings, Academic types are stingy, demonic chickens, strange version of Whac-A-Mole, Niran acquires apprentices, Fa comes to play too, candy tastes best after murder, basically the corruption is spreading Duration - 11m. Author - AJ Sherwood. Narrator - Kirk Griffin. Published Date - Wednesday, 24 January 2024. Copyright - © 2023 AJ Sherwood ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:09:24
Disclaimer2
Duration:01:50:45
Chapter 1
Duration:18:35:55
Chapter 2
Duration:16:12:16
Chapter 3
Duration:11:36:00
Chapter 4
Duration:14:10:19
Chapter 5
Duration:14:10:19
Chapter 6
Duration:10:28:24
Chapter 7
Duration:14:49:40
Chapter 8
Duration:13:49:07
Chapter 9
Duration:10:45:07
Chapter 10
Duration:16:53:02
Chapter 11
Duration:11:35:48
Chapter 12
Duration:22:52:16
Chapter 13
Duration:14:17:31
Chapter 14
Duration:14:26:43
Chapter 15
Duration:13:02:40
Chapter 16
Duration:22:40:52
Chapter 17
Duration:09:54:26
Chapter 18
Duration:12:32:57
Chapter 20
Duration:13:41:45
Chapter 21
Duration:16:36:24
Chapter 22
Duration:11:06:33
Chapter 23
Duration:15:05:26
Chapter 24
Duration:16:46:16
Chapter 25
Duration:13:35:26
Chapter 26
Duration:21:38:31
Chapter 27
Duration:07:15:16
Chapter 28
Duration:08:21:31
Chapter 29
Duration:12:53:28
Chapter 30
Duration:21:47:24
Chapter 31
Duration:05:58:04
Epilogue
Duration:09:02:40
Zhi rui short story
Duration:35:35:45
Backmatter
Duration:04:13:12
Ending Credits
Duration:01:40:07