OMG! I Married the Devil
Robbie Cole
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
OMG! I Married the Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I’ve read (that’s a good thing!) — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down
Jill will do just about anything to avoid the "cat lady" label. And she has a “hope chest” containing all her heart’s desires to prove it.
She longs for a masculine, wood-chopping, Speedo-clad muscle man who glistens from sweat in the sunshine. But when she meets Jack, a happy-go-lucky schizophrenic former sanitation worker who’s convinced he’s the devil, she learns that every nobody is someone’s somebody.
Jill knows that no one’s perfect. And because Jack pales compared to the long list of losers she’s dated, she’s willing to overlook his quirks, but his growing supernatural powers leave her questioning her beliefs. Her desperate attempts to avoid becoming the cat lady while retaining her sanity leads her to hire an inept exorcist and a Voodoo Priest, proving love has no bounds — even if it lands her in hell.
OMG! I Married the Devil, a wickedly hilarious, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming romantic comedy, explores the ups and downs of the dating scene, serving as a user’s guide for loving the supernaturally challenged.
Duration - 3h 41m.
Author - Robbie Cole.
Narrator - Digital Voice Michelle G.
Published Date - Monday, 20 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2023 Robbie Cole ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. OMG! I Married the Devil is engaging, funny, thoughtful, and one of the goofiest books I’ve read (that’s a good thing!) — J. Lloyd Morgan, author of The Night the Port-A-Potty Burned Down Jill will do just about anything to avoid the "cat lady" label. And she has a “hope chest” containing all her heart’s desires to prove it. She longs for a masculine, wood-chopping, Speedo-clad muscle man who glistens from sweat in the sunshine. But when she meets Jack, a happy-go-lucky schizophrenic former sanitation worker who’s convinced he’s the devil, she learns that every nobody is someone’s somebody. Jill knows that no one’s perfect. And because Jack pales compared to the long list of losers she’s dated, she’s willing to overlook his quirks, but his growing supernatural powers leave her questioning her beliefs. Her desperate attempts to avoid becoming the cat lady while retaining her sanity leads her to hire an inept exorcist and a Voodoo Priest, proving love has no bounds — even if it lands her in hell. OMG! I Married the Devil, a wickedly hilarious, laugh-out-loud, heartwarming romantic comedy, explores the ups and downs of the dating scene, serving as a user’s guide for loving the supernaturally challenged. Duration - 3h 41m. Author - Robbie Cole. Narrator - Digital Voice Michelle G. Published Date - Monday, 20 January 2025. Copyright - © 2023 Robbie Cole ©.
Language:
English
ROBBIE COLE
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For Rene…
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CHAPTER 1: The perfect world in which our perfect love will grow
Duration:00:12:05
CHAPTER 2: A lovely young woman whose smile could melt butter in a blizzard
Duration:00:16:00
CHAPTER 3: In a balding mullet and cheesy porn mustache way
Duration:00:12:37
CHAPTER 4: I’ve never given trash so much thought
Duration:00:17:33
CHAPTER 5: I don’t think you should drive with that head injury
Duration:00:18:13
CHAPTER 6: We can go back to my place if ya want
Duration:00:17:12
CHAPTER 7: Three words I’m not sure anyone should hear
Duration:00:16:00
CHAPTER 8: And if he falls, you fall
Duration:00:17:11
CHAPTER 9: Oh, my God! I married the Devil
Duration:00:16:44
CHAPTER 10: You’re a priest, and you don’t have a Bible?
Duration:00:15:48
CHAPTER 11: You wouldn’t want something like a crashing plane on your conscience, would ya?
Duration:00:14:20
CHAPTER 12: I’m convinced we’ve lost everything, including our souls
Duration:00:13:19
CHAPTER 13: Oh my, did it hurt when you fell?
Duration:00:17:52
CHAPTER 14: Try living with it 24-7
Duration:00:16:23