Scoring the Keeper's Sister
Delancey Stewart
Fernando Fuerte is a total player. In every sense of the word. He’s star forward for the Sharks, the pro soccer team where I handle PR. And I don’t care if Mr. Match says he’s my soulmate. I don’t date players.
When my boyfriend, Andrew-the-hand-model, dumped me, my twin brother suggested I try San Diego’s hottest dating app, Mr. Match.
I figured I couldn’t do worse than a guy who wore gloves all the time. (And I do mean ALL the time.)
But when the site matched me with my biggest PR nightmare and nemesis, Fernando “the Fire” Fuerte, a guy who has more dates than a calendar, I knew Mr. Match was probably high. Fuerte’s tabloid shenanigans turned my stomach and regularly challenged my ability to keep the Sharks organization looking respectable.
My brother Trace—Fuerte’s best friend and keeper for the Sharks—laughed at me when I told him who I’d been matched with. He laughed. I might take myself a little bit seriously, but I won’t be laughed at.
Fernando Fuerte will go out with me if I decide that’s what I want. And when Trace makes me a bet that I can’t get him to ask me out? A bet that involves very fancy cheese?
It’s on.
The problem is that the closer I get to Fuerte, the more I start to see that he’s actually a good guy. And the closer I get to becoming just another girl in his long line of dates.
If I fall for him, can I win more than just the ridiculous cheese bet I made with my brother? Can I actually win Fuerte’s love?
Duration - 5h 8m.
Author - Delancey Stewart.
Narrator - Ellie Gossage.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2019 Delancey Stewart ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Fernando Fuerte is a total player. In every sense of the word. He’s star forward for the Sharks, the pro soccer team where I handle PR. And I don’t care if Mr. Match says he’s my soulmate. I don’t date players. When my boyfriend, Andrew-the-hand-model, dumped me, my twin brother suggested I try San Diego’s hottest dating app, Mr. Match. I figured I couldn’t do worse than a guy who wore gloves all the time. (And I do mean ALL the time.) But when the site matched me with my biggest PR nightmare and nemesis, Fernando “the Fire” Fuerte, a guy who has more dates than a calendar, I knew Mr. Match was probably high. Fuerte’s tabloid shenanigans turned my stomach and regularly challenged my ability to keep the Sharks organization looking respectable. My brother Trace—Fuerte’s best friend and keeper for the Sharks—laughed at me when I told him who I’d been matched with. He laughed. I might take myself a little bit seriously, but I won’t be laughed at. Fernando Fuerte will go out with me if I decide that’s what I want. And when Trace makes me a bet that I can’t get him to ask me out? A bet that involves very fancy cheese? It’s on. The problem is that the closer I get to Fuerte, the more I start to see that he’s actually a good guy. And the closer I get to becoming just another girl in his long line of dates. If I fall for him, can I win more than just the ridiculous cheese bet I made with my brother? Can I actually win Fuerte’s love? Duration - 5h 8m. Author - Delancey Stewart. Narrator - Ellie Gossage. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2019 Delancey Stewart ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:15
Prologue
Duration:00:01:57
Hello and How Do You Do
Duration:00:12:18
Hate is a Strong Aphrodisiac
Duration:00:10:02
A Urine Sample and Your First Born
Duration:00:02:32
The Importance of Rodents
Duration:00:06:13
Mr. Match is High
Duration:00:04:18
Playing for Cheese
Duration:00:10:00
Top-Level Assets
Duration:00:08:18
Tesla Confession
Duration:00:10:59
Mama Mia
Duration:00:15:44
Coronado Capers
Duration:00:07:55
Taming the Shrew
Duration:00:12:52
Not a Kiss
Duration:00:07:14
Mama Cheats at Cards
Duration:00:04:01
Midnight Makeout
Duration:00:03:25
Ditching the Cock Block
Duration:00:03:02
I've Been Thinking About Me...
Duration:00:13:24
Interlude
Duration:00:02:55
Can't Play a Player
Duration:00:09:58
The Green Goblin
Duration:00:10:06
Lungs, Legs, and Balls
Duration:00:18:49
Step Into the Light
Duration:00:08:30
Hot Rolls
Duration:00:11:37
Benching a Bus
Duration:00:09:34
The Hammer Plan
Duration:00:07:33
Textual Relations
Duration:00:07:15
Rabbits in a Wool Sock
Duration:00:25:42
Twisted Balls
Duration:00:11:34
Worn Slap Out
Duration:00:09:03
Roses for Trace
Duration:00:09:05
Ice Cream Can't Fix Everything
Duration:00:07:12
The Way to a Girl's Heart (might be cheese)
Duration:00:12:13
Finale
Duration:00:03:34
Epilogue
Duration:00:08:40
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:25