Sexy Motherpucker
Lili Valente
Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger's NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend...until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling.
Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was "stepmom" material.
AKA, not me, apparently.
The problem? I'm crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We're still friends, after all, and friends don't let friends fake it alone...
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Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed.
I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive redhead. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known?
I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time.
But when it comes to Laura? Maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it...
Duration - 6h 16m.
Author - Lili Valente.
Narrator - Summer Roberts.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2017 Lili Valente ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Lili Valente
Summer Roberts
Bad Motherpuckers
Self Taught Ninja
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger's NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend...until we cruised out of the friend zone one weekend with a red-hot fling. Come Monday morning, I wanted to keep riding the Big O train to happy town, but Brendan wanted someone who was "stepmom" material. AKA, not me, apparently. The problem? I'm crazy in love with him and his daughter. So when he asks me to be his pretend girlfriend for a long weekend with his former in-laws, I say yes. We're still friends, after all, and friends don't let friends fake it alone... *** Laura Collins is the last woman I should be thinking about taking in the back seat of my car, in the woods behind my in-laws' house, or in a hotel room where we're sharing one very small, very squeaky bed. I need a steady, stable influence for my daughter, not a fling with this too wild, too young, too impulsive redhead. So what if she's beautiful and intense and passionate and has the biggest heart I've ever known? I don't want to fall in love. I really don't. The whole "pretend girlfriend" thing was supposed to solve my problems, buy me a little more time. But when it comes to Laura? Maybe I'm just not cut out for faking it... Duration - 6h 16m. Author - Lili Valente. Narrator - Summer Roberts. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2017 Lili Valente ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:10
Prologue
Duration:00:28:42
Chapter 1
Duration:00:07:51
Chapter 2
Duration:00:10:17
Chapter 3
Duration:00:16:18
Chapter 4
Duration:00:08:58
Chapter 5
Duration:00:11:21
Chapter 6
Duration:00:14:24
Chapter 7
Duration:00:10:09
Chapter 8
Duration:00:12:24
Chapter 9
Duration:00:10:55
Chapter 10
Duration:00:17:44
Chapter 11
Duration:00:18:14
Chapter 12
Duration:00:17:14
Chapter 13
Duration:00:07:25
Chapter 14
Duration:00:18:20
Chapter 15
Duration:00:08:33
Chapter 16
Duration:00:13:26
Chapter 17
Duration:00:25:10
Chapter 18
Duration:00:06:49
Chapter 19
Duration:00:08:29
Chapter 20
Duration:00:20:51
Chapter 21
Duration:00:18:51
Chapter 22
Duration:00:13:53
Chapter 23
Duration:00:03:06
Chapter 24
Duration:00:13:02
Chapter 25
Duration:00:13:28
Epilogue
Duration:00:20:34
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:21