1-800-VAMPIRE
John A. Russo
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
Gangsters, Vampires & Zombies Raise Holy Hell in…
1-800-VAMPIRE!
If you're a sex-crazed gangbanger, be careful what you wish for...
Victor Dracull is a vampire with a sense of humor, so he tells his three luscious female acolytes that they must each drink the blood of a murderer if they want to be able to go out in the sunlight to work on their tans. Then he places an ad in a skin magazine to lure suitable donors to them.
Duke Crandall and his pals are fresh from a spree of robbery and murder and anxious to spend their ill-gotten gains on sexual delights, so they enthusiastically respond to the ad.
On their way to Count Victor's domain, they spice things up by kidnapping a rich teenage sexpot and her namby-pamby boyfriend, sucking them into the zany supernatural world they are about to unwittingly step into.
Who will end up with the stolen money? Who will get the high-powered sex that they crave?
And who will end up undead?
The answers unfold in the wild and crazy wrap-up of...
1-800-VAMPIRE!
Duration - 4h 8m.
Author - John A. Russo.
Narrator - Digital Voice Archie G.
Published Date - Monday, 20 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2024 Burning Bulb Publishing ©.
Location:
United States
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Digital Voice Archie G
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Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Gangsters, Vampires & Zombies Raise Holy Hell in… 1-800-VAMPIRE! If you're a sex-crazed gangbanger, be careful what you wish for... Victor Dracull is a vampire with a sense of humor, so he tells his three luscious female acolytes that they must each drink the blood of a murderer if they want to be able to go out in the sunlight to work on their tans. Then he places an ad in a skin magazine to lure suitable donors to them. Duke Crandall and his pals are fresh from a spree of robbery and murder and anxious to spend their ill-gotten gains on sexual delights, so they enthusiastically respond to the ad. On their way to Count Victor's domain, they spice things up by kidnapping a rich teenage sexpot and her namby-pamby boyfriend, sucking them into the zany supernatural world they are about to unwittingly step into. Who will end up with the stolen money? Who will get the high-powered sex that they crave? And who will end up undead? The answers unfold in the wild and crazy wrap-up of... 1-800-VAMPIRE! Duration - 4h 8m. Author - John A. Russo. Narrator - Digital Voice Archie G. Published Date - Monday, 20 January 2025. Copyright - © 2024 Burning Bulb Publishing ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:01:07
PROLOGUE
Duration:00:05:02
CHAPTER 1
Duration:00:09:23
CHAPTER 2
Duration:00:16:17
CHAPTER 3
Duration:00:12:04
CHAPTER 4
Duration:00:06:43
CHAPTER 5
Duration:00:04:49
CHAPTER 6
Duration:00:06:12
CHAPTER 7
Duration:00:08:06
CHAPTER 8
Duration:00:10:41
CHAPTER 9
Duration:00:12:53
CHAPTER 10
Duration:00:03:20
CHAPTER 11
Duration:00:05:03
CHAPTER 12
Duration:00:03:26
CHAPTER 13
Duration:00:05:28
CHAPTER 14
Duration:00:12:48
CHAPTER 15
Duration:00:06:43
CHAPTER 16
Duration:00:03:26
CHAPTER 17
Duration:00:05:47
CHAPTER 18
Duration:00:03:42
CHAPTER 19
Duration:00:06:12
CHAPTER 20
Duration:00:02:02
CHAPTER 21
Duration:00:02:24
CHAPTER 22
Duration:00:07:44
CHAPTER 23
Duration:00:02:11
CHAPTER 24
Duration:00:05:44
CHAPTER 25
Duration:00:02:14
CHAPTER 26
Duration:00:01:20
CHAPTER 27
Duration:00:02:43
CHAPTER 28
Duration:00:02:21
CHAPTER 29
Duration:00:04:14
CHAPTER 30
Duration:00:01:53
CHAPTER 31
Duration:00:08:28
CHAPTER 32
Duration:00:02:34
CHAPTER 33
Duration:00:28:01
CHAPTER 34
Duration:00:06:36
CHAPTER 35
Duration:00:08:17
CHAPTER 36
Duration:00:03:08
CHAPTER 37
Duration:00:05:20
CHAPTER 38
Duration:00:02:07