Bubba Ho Tep / Bubba and the Cosmic Bloodsuckers
Joe R. Lansdale
Before Bubba Ho-Tep, there was Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers.
Part of a secret government organization designed to protect civilians, Elvis Presley and a handful of hardcore warriors set out to save the world from an invasion of hive-minded, shape-shifting vampire-like creatures from a dark dimension who have taken up residence in a New Orleans junkyard.
Besides Elvis, among these righteous warriors is a hammer-wielding descendent of John Henry of railroad fame, a blind man who sees more than those with sight, Jack, a strategic wizard, and Elvis’s right hand man and journal writer, Johnny, all thrown in with Raven (real name Jenny) a female recruit who is also a budding pop star, and like Elvis, high on the charisma chart.
Their leader is none other than Colonel Parker, Elvis’s cutthroat manager, and a warrior himself, directly in contact with President Nixon, or possibly one of his doubles.
It’s an unnerving peek into a secret world, and a possible delusion. It’s what happened before Elvis, aka Sebastian Haff, found himself in an East Texas rest home, mounted on a walker, fighting an Egyptian mummy and worrying about a growth on his pecker.
Strange monsters, wild fights, sex with a beautiful ghost, a drug-induced trip into another dimension, and all manner of mayhem ensue, along with a Mississippi riverboat ride on a giant paddle wheel, and of course, there will be 3D glasses, fried peanut butter and ’nanna sandwiches, and a few hard-working zombies.
Bring the kids, but plug their ears and blindfold them. This is one wild and nasty ride to the dark side, but with laughter.
Duration - 6h 50m.
Author - Joe R. Lansdale.
Narrator - Jude Gerard Prest.
Published Date - Tuesday, 03 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2017 Joe R. Lansdale ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Joe R. Lansdale
Jude Gerard Prest
Encyclopocalypse Publications
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
Before Bubba Ho-Tep, there was Bubba and the Cosmic Blood-Suckers. Part of a secret government organization designed to protect civilians, Elvis Presley and a handful of hardcore warriors set out to save the world from an invasion of hive-minded, shape-shifting vampire-like creatures from a dark dimension who have taken up residence in a New Orleans junkyard. Besides Elvis, among these righteous warriors is a hammer-wielding descendent of John Henry of railroad fame, a blind man who sees more than those with sight, Jack, a strategic wizard, and Elvis’s right hand man and journal writer, Johnny, all thrown in with Raven (real name Jenny) a female recruit who is also a budding pop star, and like Elvis, high on the charisma chart. Their leader is none other than Colonel Parker, Elvis’s cutthroat manager, and a warrior himself, directly in contact with President Nixon, or possibly one of his doubles. It’s an unnerving peek into a secret world, and a possible delusion. It’s what happened before Elvis, aka Sebastian Haff, found himself in an East Texas rest home, mounted on a walker, fighting an Egyptian mummy and worrying about a growth on his pecker. Strange monsters, wild fights, sex with a beautiful ghost, a drug-induced trip into another dimension, and all manner of mayhem ensue, along with a Mississippi riverboat ride on a giant paddle wheel, and of course, there will be 3D glasses, fried peanut butter and ’nanna sandwiches, and a few hard-working zombies. Bring the kids, but plug their ears and blindfold them. This is one wild and nasty ride to the dark side, but with laughter. Duration - 6h 50m. Author - Joe R. Lansdale. Narrator - Jude Gerard Prest. Published Date - Tuesday, 03 January 2023. Copyright - © 2017 Joe R. Lansdale ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:56
Bubba Ho Tep
Duration:01:37:45
Intermission
Duration:00:00:44
Chapter 1
Duration:00:15:26
Chapter 2
Duration:00:28:18
Chapter 3
Duration:00:17:04
Chapter 4
Duration:00:32:29
Chapter 5
Duration:00:07:35
Chapter 6
Duration:00:20:53
Chapter 7
Duration:00:09:05
Chapter 8
Duration:00:11:12
Chapter 9
Duration:00:14:46
Chapter 10
Duration:00:03:42
Chapter 11
Duration:00:06:34
Chapter 12
Duration:00:12:34
Chapter 13
Duration:00:04:08
Chapter 14
Duration:00:06:27
Chapter 15
Duration:00:06:03
Chapter 16
Duration:00:01:39
Chapter 17
Duration:00:00:14
Chapter 18
Duration:00:03:29
Chapter 19
Duration:00:01:22
Chapter 20
Duration:00:01:33
Chapter 21
Duration:00:02:41
Chapter 22
Duration:00:00:42
Chapter 23
Duration:00:04:40
Chapter 24
Duration:00:04:51
Chapter 25
Duration:00:02:27
Chapter 26
Duration:00:02:04
Chapter 27
Duration:00:02:50
Chapter 28
Duration:00:01:35
Chapter 29
Duration:00:11:36
Chapter 30
Duration:00:06:20
Chapter 31
Duration:00:01:03
Chapter 32
Duration:00:02:20
Chapter 33
Duration:00:10:47
Chapter 34
Duration:00:00:42
Chapter 35
Duration:00:04:29
Chapter 36
Duration:00:05:30
Chapter 37
Duration:00:10:02
Chapter 38
Duration:00:06:41
Chapter 39
Duration:00:03:27
Chapter 40
Duration:00:03:03
Chapter 41
Duration:00:05:15
Chapter 42
Duration:00:04:50
Chapter 43
Duration:00:04:31
Chapter 44
Duration:00:02:21
Chapter 45
Duration:00:00:35
Epigraph
Duration:00:00:22
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:44