Fat Vampire
Johnny B. Truant
Now a new TV series on SYFY: Reginald The Vampire!
Death Has a Brand New Appetite...
When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.
And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's further bad luck that he wakes to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever created … doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.
But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire (too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead), he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have … and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race.
Duration - 3h 58m.
Author - Johnny B. Truant.
Narrator - Joe Hempel.
Published Date - Wednesday, 17 January 2024.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Johnny B. Truant
Joe Hempel
Fat Vampire
Nyifie Brothers Publishing
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
Now a new TV series on SYFY: Reginald The Vampire! Death Has a Brand New Appetite... When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's further bad luck that he wakes to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever created … doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity. But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire (too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead), he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have … and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race. Duration - 3h 58m. Author - Johnny B. Truant. Narrator - Joe Hempel. Published Date - Wednesday, 17 January 2024.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:10
Chapter 1: Asshole
Duration:00:04:29
Chapter 2: IT Guy
Duration:00:10:13
Chapter 3: Bro Date
Duration:00:04:02
Chapter 4: Babes
Duration:00:12:06
Chapter 5: Fight Fight Fight
Duration:00:04:42
Chapter 6: Fog
Duration:00:00:46
Chapter 7: Drink
Duration:00:01:33
Chapter 8: Dead
Duration:00:09:49
Chapter 9: Falling Short
Duration:00:08:56
Chapter 10: Baked
Duration:00:11:34
Chapter 11: Work
Duration:00:03:49
Chapter 12: Big Brains
Duration:00:23:50
Chapter 13: Hungry
Duration:00:08:44
Chapter 14: Trying Again
Duration:00:14:31
Chapter 15: Little Girl
Duration:00:08:46
Chapter 16: Fuck This
Duration:00:08:27
Chapter 17: Too Fat
Duration:00:10:40
Chapter 18: Night Shift
Duration:00:15:40
Chapter 19: Rut
Duration:00:03:42
Chapter 20: Hot Chick
Duration:00:07:18
Chapter 21: Soul
Duration:00:15:04
Chapter 22: More Assholes
Duration:00:04:30
Chapter 23: Tested
Duration:00:16:04
Chapter 24: Caught
Duration:00:06:38
Chapter 25: Guts
Duration:00:11:17
Chapter 26: Run
Duration:00:08:05
Chapter 27: Blood
Duration:00:02:41
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:22