A Very Maggie Christmas
Johnny Two Kebabs
The strangest episode of Johnny’s adventures so far sees him not only confronted by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher but also by the mystery surrounding the death of one of his acquaintances. An investigation at an esoteric and well-being convention is undertaken by Johnny who attends some therapy sessions and is surprised at the expertise of some of the therapists. However, Johnny is convinced that one of them is, in fact, a brutal murderer. Will Maggie help or hinder the investigation? Will Johnny be persuaded to embrace Neo-liberal politics? How much does Johnny cost His Majesty’s treasury each year? These questions are explored in these latest nail-biting memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs.
Duration - 2h 28m.
Author - Johnny Two Kebabs.
Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2022 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
The strangest episode of Johnny’s adventures so far sees him not only confronted by the ghost of Margaret Thatcher but also by the mystery surrounding the death of one of his acquaintances. An investigation at an esoteric and well-being convention is undertaken by Johnny who attends some therapy sessions and is surprised at the expertise of some of the therapists. However, Johnny is convinced that one of them is, in fact, a brutal murderer. Will Maggie help or hinder the investigation? Will Johnny be persuaded to embrace Neo-liberal politics? How much does Johnny cost His Majesty’s treasury each year? These questions are explored in these latest nail-biting memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs. Duration - 2h 28m. Author - Johnny Two Kebabs. Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:15
A note from the editor
Duration:00:01:05
Who is Johnny two Kebabs?
Duration:00:01:00
Chapter 1: "fakirs and snake charmers taking over the streets"
Duration:00:11:53
Chapter 2: "the eyes of Caligula and the lips of Marilyn Monroe"
Duration:00:03:11
Chapter 3: "Grand Wizard of the lesser known path"
Duration:00:10:27
Chapter 4: "this is what happens under socialism"
Duration:00:04:23
Chapter 5: "he was a hunter and he enjoyed the thrill of the chase"
Duration:00:04:24
Chapter 6: "he had once acquired a fungal infection around his crotch"
Duration:00:04:28
Chapter 7: "jock itch is more common than ever today"
Duration:00:10:45
Chapter 8: "a crooked tree grows from a bad seed"
Duration:00:05:11
Chapter 9: "Why work for money when you can marry into it?"
Duration:00:04:27
Chapter 10: "if he suspected for a moment that he wouldn't get the cash, they could..."
Duration:00:03:03
Chapter 11: "Is there a better elixir for a man than the breath of a young virgin?"
Duration:00:08:39
Chapter 12: "nasty ignorant bigots"
Duration:00:06:29
Chapter 13: "When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
Duration:00:06:56
Chapter 14: "feelings of inadequacy and low self-esteem"
Duration:00:06:02
Chapter 15: "hug the person nearest to you"
Duration:00:12:48
Chapter 16: "beware of false prophets"
Duration:00:02:18
Chapter 17: "you can't computerise decency"
Duration:00:03:07
Chapter 18: "I'll kill him"
Duration:00:03:02
Chapter 19: "they don't penetrate deeply enough"
Duration:00:02:33
Chapter 20: "we need to bring back the rope"
Duration:00:04:56
Chapter 21: "a simple Irishman from a humble fishing village"
Duration:00:02:50
Chapter 22: "I say you, bugger off - get out of here, this is private land"
Duration:00:05:45
Chapter 23: "gripping the handle of a standard issue Glock 17 - 9mm"
Duration:00:05:07
Chapter 24: "he's been sniffing around Liviana"
Duration:00:06:59
Chapter 25: "the 'Maverick' in the herd"
Duration:00:05:49
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:21