Engorged Loins
Jeremy Pimples
An epic tale of one man's quest to save the world, one lover at a time.
A totally awesome novel that will fly off the shelves at airports, be on everyone’s nightstands, and get stolen from libraries all the time.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
Jeremy Pimples (@TheJPimp) is the most popular author of his era. A sophomore in the Golden Hills School District and already a winner of some award, his other rad works include the taut thriller Who to Call When Your Stalker is a 911 Operator, and Tit for Tat, a Mathematical Approach to Morality.
TEASER
"They did it in the shower. Steam poured up over the foggy glass, then her hands hit up against it and wiped off a lot of the steam by accident because she was paying so much attention to doing it. Through the parts where there was no steam on the glass, you could see their bodies going at it like a deli worker lost in thought about his ex wife, making a club sandwich and angrily slapping on extra slices of turkey."
PRAISE
“If I had a nickel for every time I got aroused while reading this titillating hunk of words, I’d have $46.35. That would be 927 arousals plus $33.40 in profit. A great investment.” – Annabelle Faltado, CPA
“Genius. But not in that way where the geniuses are studying all the time and wear bowties and are totally nerdy. The kind of genius that has raging sexual desires and looks so handsome and smells so nice you would think he’s a stupid idiot who goes to the gym all the time but the joke’s on you because actually he’s really a mental genius.” – Kevin, Jeremy’s best friend
“Hands down, the sexiest thing I’ve ever read while sitting on the can.” – Paul Simon
Duration - 2h 41m.
Author - Jeremy Pimples.
Narrator - Ryan James.
Published Date - Monday, 29 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2017 Ryan James ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
An epic tale of one man's quest to save the world, one lover at a time. A totally awesome novel that will fly off the shelves at airports, be on everyone’s nightstands, and get stolen from libraries all the time. ABOUT THE AUTHOR Jeremy Pimples (@TheJPimp) is the most popular author of his era. A sophomore in the Golden Hills School District and already a winner of some award, his other rad works include the taut thriller Who to Call When Your Stalker is a 911 Operator, and Tit for Tat, a Mathematical Approach to Morality. TEASER "They did it in the shower. Steam poured up over the foggy glass, then her hands hit up against it and wiped off a lot of the steam by accident because she was paying so much attention to doing it. Through the parts where there was no steam on the glass, you could see their bodies going at it like a deli worker lost in thought about his ex wife, making a club sandwich and angrily slapping on extra slices of turkey." PRAISE “If I had a nickel for every time I got aroused while reading this titillating hunk of words, I’d have $46.35. That would be 927 arousals plus $33.40 in profit. A great investment.” – Annabelle Faltado, CPA “Genius. But not in that way where the geniuses are studying all the time and wear bowties and are totally nerdy. The kind of genius that has raging sexual desires and looks so handsome and smells so nice you would think he’s a stupid idiot who goes to the gym all the time but the joke’s on you because actually he’s really a mental genius.” – Kevin, Jeremy’s best friend “Hands down, the sexiest thing I’ve ever read while sitting on the can.” – Paul Simon Duration - 2h 41m. Author - Jeremy Pimples. Narrator - Ryan James. Published Date - Monday, 29 January 2024. Copyright - © 2017 Ryan James ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:06
Chapter 01 - Coffee Shop
Duration:00:01:46
Chapter 02 - The Bank
Duration:00:05:47
Chapter 03 - Grandma Henderson's
Duration:00:01:54
Chapter 04 - The Twins
Duration:00:01:56
Chapter 05 - Play Ball
Duration:00:01:32
Chapter 06 - The Bachlorette
Duration:00:01:15
Chapter 07 - The Sauna
Duration:00:03:09
Chapter 08 - Sizzling Meat Dishes
Duration:00:04:08
Chapter 09 - Parent Visit
Duration:00:00:06
Chapter 10 - The Library
Duration:00:06:20
Chapter 11 - The Airport
Duration:00:04:00
Chapter 12 - The Airplane
Duration:00:06:48
Chapter 14 - The France
Duration:00:05:05
Chapter 15 - Barcelona
Duration:00:04:15
Chapter 16 - A Poem
Duration:00:01:03
Chapter 17 - Hepawa
Duration:00:12:06
Chapter 18 - Kishiwah
Duration:00:05:46
Chapter 19 - Honcho
Duration:00:06:33
Chapter 20 - Pequeno Pepe
Duration:00:05:41
Chapter 21 - The Plane Chase
Duration:00:04:53
Chapter 22 - The Ocean
Duration:00:03:51
Chapter 23 - The Surfer
Duration:00:01:37
Chapter 24 - The Car Ride
Duration:00:02:56
Chapter 25 - The Cabin
Duration:00:09:06
Chapter 26 - The Courtroom
Duration:00:05:59
Chapter 27 - The Cop
Duration:00:04:35
Chapter 28 - The Judger
Duration:00:03:32
Chapter 29 - The Ghosts
Duration:00:05:07
Chapter 30 - More Ghosts
Duration:00:07:07
Chapter 31 - Different Kinds of Ghosts
Duration:00:02:01
Chapter 32 - Back Home
Duration:00:03:03
Chapter 33 - Bad, What Really Happened
Duration:00:17:00
Chapter 33 - Good, What Should Have Happened
Duration:00:11:14
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:14