Johnny Two Kebabs - The Prequel
Johnny Two Kebabs
An Extraordinary Event:
On 15th June 2011, an extraordinary event took place in Brixton, south London. An Irishman ingested two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds after already having consumed 13 pints of lager.
Now, for the first time, the true story of the events leading up to this feat is recounted by the protagonist, "Johnny Two Kebabs."
In this "prequel" he relates the truth about his exploits and how he became London's "conscious vigilante."
This is the story of Johnny Two Kebabs.
Duration - 1h 56m.
Author - Johnny Two Kebabs.
Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2021 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
An Extraordinary Event: On 15th June 2011, an extraordinary event took place in Brixton, south London. An Irishman ingested two doner kebabs in 1 minute 59 seconds after already having consumed 13 pints of lager. Now, for the first time, the true story of the events leading up to this feat is recounted by the protagonist, "Johnny Two Kebabs." In this "prequel" he relates the truth about his exploits and how he became London's "conscious vigilante." This is the story of Johnny Two Kebabs. Duration - 1h 56m. Author - Johnny Two Kebabs. Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2021 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:11
Dedication And Copyright
Duration:00:00:20
A Note From The Editor
Duration:00:01:10
An Extraordinary Event
Duration:00:00:50
Chapter 1: Trust No-One Believe Nothing
Duration:00:05:59
Chapter 2: Code Of Ethics
Duration:00:04:26
Chapter 3: Why Did Dogs Sniff Each Other's Arses?
Duration:00:10:00
Chapter 4: An Lámh Dubh
Duration:00:07:37
Chapter 5: The Hammer And Sickle
Duration:00:10:57
Chapter 6: Inveterate Scammers
Duration:00:05:36
Chapter 7: Starting Over We Decide The Science
Duration:00:08:04
Chapter 8: Conspiracy To Defraud
Duration:00:11:18
Chapter 9: What The F@$# Is A Burrito?
Duration:00:05:44
Chapter 10: Verbal Judo
Duration:00:02:54
Chapter 11: New Romantic
Duration:00:04:25
Chapter 12: Well The F%$@#r Had It Coming To Him
Duration:00:02:25
Chapter 13: Thee, Thou, Thy And Thine
Duration:00:04:17
Chapter 14: He Had His Head Between The Thighs Of Two Males
Duration:00:06:45
Chapter 15: Ali-Baba-Sex-Guru-Pants-Scammer
Duration:00:10:12
Chapter 16: He Wouldn't Give You The Steam Off His Piss
Duration:00:02:57
Chapter 17: A Spasmodic Movement
Duration:00:10:38
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:13