Johnny's Ridealong
Johnny Two Kebabs
It is a fact that the average male bladder can hold approximately a pint of liquid. This quantity is somewhat greater in an Irishman. The bladder of a healthy Irishman can generally hold at least 750ml or nearly one and a half pints. However, there are exceptions to every rule and every so often a male with a much larger capacity than normal appears and with a bit of training and determination his bladder can, in fact, accomodate an amount significantly greater than the average. In the case of Johnny Two Kebabs it is well known that before having to relieve himself he has, on occasion, imbided up to four pints of lager. In this fifth instalment of Johnny's memoirs he relates how his "enhanced bladder capacity" helped prevent a terrorist attack by the Cornish separatist group the C.N.L.O.
Duration - 2h 36m.
Author - Johnny Two Kebabs.
Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2022 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
It is a fact that the average male bladder can hold approximately a pint of liquid. This quantity is somewhat greater in an Irishman. The bladder of a healthy Irishman can generally hold at least 750ml or nearly one and a half pints. However, there are exceptions to every rule and every so often a male with a much larger capacity than normal appears and with a bit of training and determination his bladder can, in fact, accomodate an amount significantly greater than the average. In the case of Johnny Two Kebabs it is well known that before having to relieve himself he has, on occasion, imbided up to four pints of lager. In this fifth instalment of Johnny's memoirs he relates how his "enhanced bladder capacity" helped prevent a terrorist attack by the Cornish separatist group the C.N.L.O. Duration - 2h 36m. Author - Johnny Two Kebabs. Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:10
A Note From The Editor
Duration:00:01:04
Who Is Johnny Two Kebabs?
Duration:00:01:06
Prologue
Duration:00:08:11
Chapter 1: The Right Honourable Member For Finchley
Duration:00:07:49
Chapter 2: The Mullet King
Duration:00:06:01
Chapter 3: Both Partners Lying Horizontally With The Man On Top
Duration:00:20:10
Chapter 4: The Best Things In Life Happen When You Least Expect It
Duration:00:03:44
Chapter 5: Cutting The Head Off The Snake
Duration:00:11:38
Chapter 6: An Orgy Of Muscles And Tats
Duration:00:07:54
Chapter 7: Ooh Arring Turnip-Eating Bumpkins
Duration:00:04:14
Chapter 8: He Had Allegedly Left A 'Service' She Had Provided For Him Unpaid
Duration:00:13:17
Chapter 9: Yes, It Probably Perforated His Heart Or At The Least The Aorta
Duration:00:03:59
Chapter 10: They Cows Need A Milkin'
Duration:00:06:41
Chapter 11: It Must Have Been A Foreigner
Duration:00:06:40
Chapter 12: He Would Have Relished The Thought Of Being Involved In A 'Justified' Assassination
Duration:00:02:52
Chapter 13: Schadenfreude
Duration:00:05:37
Chapter 14: Where’s The Cash?
Duration:00:08:48
Chapter 15: The Republic Of Cornwall
Duration:00:02:44
Chapter 16: She Was Locked In An Embrace With Her 'Ravisher'
Duration:00:08:55
Chapter 17: The Bumpkin’s Delight
Duration:00:06:10
Chapter 18: The Austrian Psycho-Boy Was Probably Up To His Neck In It Too
Duration:00:02:35
Chapter 19: It Was Emitting An Odour Similar To That Of Pigs' Faeces
Duration:00:09:42
Chapter 20: Godless Hell-Hole Like 'Birmingham' Or 'Manchester'
Duration:00:06:20
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:16