The Second Trilogy of Johnny Two Kebabs
Johnny Two Kebabs
This is the trilogy of the second three instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs
4. Johnny Two Kebabs - The Prequel
5. Johnny's Ridealong
6. A Very Maggie Christmas
This uproarious narrative relates how Johnny rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in less than two minutes after already having imbibed 13 pints of lager. Johnny also recounts how he foiled a terrorist attack by a Cornish separatist group and experienced a series of visitations by the ghost of the Rt. Hon. Margaret Thatcher.
Duration - 7h 6m.
Author - Johnny Two Kebabs.
Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2022 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
This is the trilogy of the second three instalments of the memoirs of Johnny Two Kebabs 4. Johnny Two Kebabs - The Prequel 5. Johnny's Ridealong 6. A Very Maggie Christmas This uproarious narrative relates how Johnny rose to fame by ingesting two doner kebabs in less than two minutes after already having imbibed 13 pints of lager. Johnny also recounts how he foiled a terrorist attack by a Cornish separatist group and experienced a series of visitations by the ghost of the Rt. Hon. Margaret Thatcher. Duration - 7h 6m. Author - Johnny Two Kebabs. Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:13
Opening Credits The Prequel
Duration:00:00:11
1. Trust No-One Believe Nothing
Duration:00:05:59
2. Code Of Ethics
Duration:00:04:26
3. Why Did Dogs Sniff Each Other's Arses?
Duration:00:10:00
4. An Lámh Dubh
Duration:00:07:37
5. The Hammer And Sickle
Duration:00:10:57
6. Inveterate Scammers
Duration:00:05:36
7. Starting Over We Decide the Science
Duration:00:08:04
8. Conspiracy To Defraud
Duration:00:11:18
9. What The Fuck Is A Burrito
Duration:00:11:18
10. Verbal Judo
Duration:00:02:54
11. New Romantic
Duration:00:04:25
12. Well The Fucker Had It Coming To Him
Duration:00:02:25
13. Thee, Thou, Thy And Thine
Duration:00:04:17
14. He Had His Head BetweenThe Thighs Of Two Males
Duration:00:11:18
15. Ali-Baba-Sex-Guru-Pants-Scammer
Duration:00:10:12
16. He Wouldn't Give You The Steam Off His Piss
Duration:00:02:57
17. A Spasmodic Movement
Duration:00:10:38
Ending Credits The Prequel
Duration:00:00:13
Opening Credits Johnny's Ridealong
Duration:00:00:10
Johnny's Ridealong: Prologue
Duration:00:08:11
1. The Right Honourable Member For Finchley
Duration:00:07:49
2. The Mullet King
Duration:00:06:01
3. Both Partners Lying Horizontally With The Man On Top
Duration:00:20:08
4. The Best Things In Life Happen When You Least Expect It
Duration:00:03:44
5. Cutting The Head Off The Snake
Duration:00:11:38
6. An Orgy Of Muscles And Tats
Duration:00:07:54
7. Ooh Aaring Turnip-Eating Bumpkins
Duration:00:04:14
8. He Had Allegedly Left A "Service" She Had Provided For Him Unpaid
Duration:00:13:17
9. Yes, It Probably Perforated His Heart Or At Least The Aorta
Duration:00:04:02
10. They Cows Need A Milkin'
Duration:00:06:41
11. It Must Have Been A Foreigner
Duration:00:06:40
12. He Would Have Relished The Thought Of A "Justified" Assassination
Duration:00:03:02
13. Schadenfreude
Duration:00:05:37
14. Where's The Cash?
Duration:00:09:11
15. The Republic Of Cornwall
Duration:00:02:42
16. She Was Locked In An Embrace With Her Ravisher
Duration:00:09:00
17. The Bumpkin's Delight
Duration:00:06:10
18. The Austrian Psycho-Boy Was Probably Up To His Neck In It
Duration:00:02:35
19. It Was Emitting An Odour Similar To That Of Pigs' Faeces
Duration:00:09:42
20. Godless Hell-Hole Like 'Birmingham' Or 'Manchester'
Duration:00:06:20
Johnnys Ridealong Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:16
Opening Credits A Very Maggie Christmas
Duration:00:00:15
1. Fakirs And Snake Charmers Taking Over The Streets
Duration:00:11:53
2. The Eyes Of Caligula And The Lips Of Marilyn Monroe
Duration:00:03:11
3. Grand Wizard Of The Lesser Known Path
Duration:00:10:27
4. This Is What Happens Under Socialism
Duration:00:04:23
5. He Was A Hunter And He Enjoyed The Thrill Of The Chase
Duration:00:04:24
6. He Had Once Acquired A Fungal Infection Around His Crotch
Duration:00:04:28
7. Jock Itch Is More Common Than Ever Today
Duration:00:10:45
8. A Crooked Tree Grows From A Bad Seed
Duration:00:05:11
9. Why Work For Money When You Can Marry Into It?
Duration:00:04:27
10. If He Suspected For A Moment That He Wouldn't Get The Cash, They Could Fuck Off
Duration:00:03:03
11. Is There A Better Elixir For A Man Than The Breath Of A Young Virgin?
Duration:00:08:39
12. Nasty, Ignorant, Bigots
Duration:00:06:29
13. When Was The Last Time You Told Someone You Loved Them?
Duration:00:06:56
14. Feelings Of Inadequacy And Low Self-Esteem
Duration:00:06:02
15. Hug The Person Nearest To You
Duration:00:12:48
16. Beware Of False Prophets
Duration:00:02:18
17. You Can't Computerise Decency
Duration:00:03:07
18. I'll Kill Him
Duration:00:03:02
19. They Don't Penetrate Deeply Enough
Duration:00:02:33
20. We Need To Bring Back The Rope
Duration:00:04:56
21. A Simple Irishman From A Humble Fishing Village
Duration:00:02:50
22. I Say You, Bugger Off - Get Out Of Here, This Is Private Land
Duration:00:05:45
23. Gripping The Handle Of A Standard Issue Glock 17 - 9mm
Duration:00:05:07
24. He's Been Sniffing Around Liviana
Duration:00:06:59
25. The 'Maverick' In The Herd
Duration:00:05:49
Closing Credits A Very Maggie Christmas
Duration:00:00:21
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:22