In Want of a Knife
Nancy Warren
Is Jane Austen the newest member of the Vampire Book Club?
What more could a diehard fan ask for? Except that Jane is undead and unamused…
To bookshop owner and witch Quinn Callahan’s delight, Jane Austen shows up for the late-night Vampire Book Club in Ballydehag, Ireland. Quinn’s thrilled and aching to ask her favorite author all the questions every rabid reader has about Jane's books, especially Pride and Prejudice. But Jane isn't in Ballydehag on a social call. She’s on a mission to stop the latest movie version of her most famous book from being made. Having Pride and Prejudice turned into a pornographic film is too much for the undead author to bear.
Dermott Lynch ditched Ballydehag seventeen years ago for the bright lights of Hollywood, leaving behind at least one broken heart and some very bad feelings. Now, he’s back, flashy and full of himself, wowing the townsfolk, and scouting locations for his movie, though it's obvious he’s never read a single page of Pride and Prejudice.
While excitement ripples through the locals at the prospect of having a movie shot in a village that doesn’t see much excitement (in daylight, anyway), the vampires living at Devil’s Keep are far from impressed. They prefer to keep Ballydehag quiet and remote. And Dermott Lynch could ruin it all.
Quinn, Jane, Lochlan Balfour, and his fellow vampires are determined to block this unsavory character from besmirching the classic novel. But as dark feelings grow, rather than a porno, the movie could end up being a murder mystery.
Duration - 5h 45m.
Author - Nancy Warren.
Narrator - Hollis McCarthy.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2023 Nancy Warren ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Is Jane Austen the newest member of the Vampire Book Club? What more could a diehard fan ask for? Except that Jane is undead and unamused… To bookshop owner and witch Quinn Callahan’s delight, Jane Austen shows up for the late-night Vampire Book Club in Ballydehag, Ireland. Quinn’s thrilled and aching to ask her favorite author all the questions every rabid reader has about Jane's books, especially Pride and Prejudice. But Jane isn't in Ballydehag on a social call. She’s on a mission to stop the latest movie version of her most famous book from being made. Having Pride and Prejudice turned into a pornographic film is too much for the undead author to bear. Dermott Lynch ditched Ballydehag seventeen years ago for the bright lights of Hollywood, leaving behind at least one broken heart and some very bad feelings. Now, he’s back, flashy and full of himself, wowing the townsfolk, and scouting locations for his movie, though it's obvious he’s never read a single page of Pride and Prejudice. While excitement ripples through the locals at the prospect of having a movie shot in a village that doesn’t see much excitement (in daylight, anyway), the vampires living at Devil’s Keep are far from impressed. They prefer to keep Ballydehag quiet and remote. And Dermott Lynch could ruin it all. Quinn, Jane, Lochlan Balfour, and his fellow vampires are determined to block this unsavory character from besmirching the classic novel. But as dark feelings grow, rather than a porno, the movie could end up being a murder mystery. Duration - 5h 45m. Author - Nancy Warren. Narrator - Hollis McCarthy. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2023 Nancy Warren ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:11
Chapter 1
Duration:00:14:50
Chapter 2
Duration:00:32:51
Chapter 3
Duration:00:09:04
Chapter 4
Duration:00:26:45
Chapter 5
Duration:00:21:43
Chapter 6
Duration:00:10:12
Chapter 7
Duration:00:10:44
Chapter 8
Duration:00:10:21
Chapter 9
Duration:00:20:42
Chapter 10
Duration:00:10:44
Chapter 11
Duration:00:16:41
Chapter 12
Duration:00:23:14
Chapter 13
Duration:00:08:25
Chapter 14
Duration:00:08:06
Chapter 15
Duration:00:18:36
Chapter 16
Duration:00:13:51
Chapter 17
Duration:00:18:17
Chapter 18
Duration:00:12:38
Chapter 19
Duration:00:15:20
Chapter 20
Duration:00:14:04
Chapter 21
Duration:00:12:33
Chapter 22
Duration:00:15:14
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:24