The Badge And The Gun
Johnny Two Kebabs
When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando.'
Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the 'underpants killer.'
Could the underpants thief and the underpants killer be the same person? Is the serial killer a 'trophy hunter'? With no jocks on, will Johnny get a chill in his kidneys? These are the questions Johnny must answer as he 'rides bareback' in his quest to find the culprit.
Duration - 5h 35m.
Author - Johnny Two Kebabs.
Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna.
Published Date - Tuesday, 02 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2023 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
When Johnny's underpants are stolen, such is his outrage that he takes a solemn vow: Until the day he tracks down the underpants thief and brings him to justice, he will 'go commando.' Deprived of his jocks and driven by a relentless desire for justice, he investigates not only the theft of his undergarment but also the circumstances surrounding a trail of bodies left in south London by the 'underpants killer.' Could the underpants thief and the underpants killer be the same person? Is the serial killer a 'trophy hunter'? With no jocks on, will Johnny get a chill in his kidneys? These are the questions Johnny must answer as he 'rides bareback' in his quest to find the culprit. Duration - 5h 35m. Author - Johnny Two Kebabs. Narrator - Kieran Mc Kenna. Published Date - Tuesday, 02 January 2024. Copyright - © 2023 Kieran Mc Kenna ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:09
A Note From The Editor
Duration:00:01:07
Who Is Johnny Two Kebabs?
Duration:00:01:32
Prologue
Duration:00:08:38
A Stump Gushing Blood Like A Geyser
Duration:00:08:19
Naked From The Waist Down
Duration:00:09:44
Nestling Against His Manhood
Duration:00:05:13
A Slight Rash On His Genitals
Duration:00:05:46
He Considered Himself To Be A Righteous Man
Duration:00:08:18
Did He Ever Ride Bareback?
Duration:00:08:54
Guys Like That Didn't Fall Out Of A Packet Of Cornflakes In The Morning
Duration:00:12:09
Riding Bareback
Duration:00:04:38
He Inadvertently Glanced At Her Breasts
Duration:00:11:22
It Seemed That There Was Always An Abundance Of Skirt There
Duration:00:07:22
He Must Have Humped The Bloody Thing
Duration:00:13:55
I Am 'Going Commando'
Duration:00:08:12
She Kissed Johnny On The Lips
Duration:00:18:16
To Engage In Sexual relations
Duration:00:14:25
The Ke-bab-do
Duration:00:10:49
The Knickers Nickers
Duration:00:04:39
I'm A Simple Irishman From A Humble Fishing Village
Duration:00:08:36
In Any Group Of Fifteen People You'll Always Find At Least One Pervert
Duration:00:07:56
What About My Jocks?
Duration:00:07:21
He Looked Directly At His Crotch
Duration:00:04:40
His Genitals Were Feeling A Bit Chilly
Duration:00:19:08
He Was Probably Wearing Johnny's Jocks
Duration:00:13:03
What's One Or Two More Freaks In An Ocean Of Lunacy?
Duration:00:14:45
That's Not The Same As A Pair Of Underpants
Duration:00:05:17
As Dangerous As A Rutting Gorilla
Duration:00:03:07
Either The Female Was A Potential Intimate Partner Or She Was Not
Duration:00:13:35
Even If He Had To Satisfy Some Of Her Most Outlandish Desires And fantasies
Duration:00:13:35
Acute Irritation At The Point Where His Scrotum Rubbed Against The crotch Of His Trousers
Duration:00:07:41
It Was A Real-Life Shotgun Wedding
Duration:00:03:20
The Power Of Procreation Of Virility And Sexual Prowess
Duration:00:28:31
Sitting Expectantly Waiting For The Young Bucks
Duration:00:09:31
The Robustness Of His Manhood
Duration:00:11:22
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:14