
Uprooting Ernie
Pamela Burford
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
“Engaging and hilarious, Uprooting Ernie is the perfect summer read with its Long Island setting, light (but not trite) prose and very human humor.”
— Tamsen Schultz, best-selling author of the Windsor Series mysteries
“Uprooting Ernie is an intriguing murder mystery, full of twists and turns, interesting characters, and hilarious escapades you don’t want to miss.”
— Angel Sefer, best-selling author of The Greek Isles Series
“This is a fun, quick read on a summer day... I enjoyed the humor—Jane is a funny, funny lady.”
— It's Not All Gravy
Death Diva Jane is simply going about her business, which in this case requires her to empty a three-liter spigot box of cheap rosé on a grave, when she and her furry sidekick, Sexy Beast, make a grisly discovery in the town cemetery.
The victim was murdered three decades ago, but memories are fresh and old grievances fresher as facts come to light and fingers start pointing. Naturally Jane must investigate. Well, what would you do if one of your best pals turned out to be Suspect Numero Uno?
Meanwhile, between her amorous ex and a sexy bad boy who keeps popping up in the most distracting way—not to mention the (creepy? bizarre? pathetic?) guys she’s meeting through a dog lovers’ dating site—her love life has never been so (creepy? bizarre? pathetic?)… interesting.
Duration - 7h 40m.
Author - Pamela Burford.
Narrator - Digital Voice Michelle G.
Published Date - Saturday, 25 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2015 Pamela Burford ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Pamela Burford
Digital Voice Michelle G
Jane Delaney Mysteries
Radical Poodle Press
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. “Engaging and hilarious, Uprooting Ernie is the perfect summer read with its Long Island setting, light (but not trite) prose and very human humor.” — Tamsen Schultz, best-selling author of the Windsor Series mysteries “Uprooting Ernie is an intriguing murder mystery, full of twists and turns, interesting characters, and hilarious escapades you don’t want to miss.” — Angel Sefer, best-selling author of The Greek Isles Series “This is a fun, quick read on a summer day... I enjoyed the humor—Jane is a funny, funny lady.” — It's Not All Gravy Death Diva Jane is simply going about her business, which in this case requires her to empty a three-liter spigot box of cheap rosé on a grave, when she and her furry sidekick, Sexy Beast, make a grisly discovery in the town cemetery. The victim was murdered three decades ago, but memories are fresh and old grievances fresher as facts come to light and fingers start pointing. Naturally Jane must investigate. Well, what would you do if one of your best pals turned out to be Suspect Numero Uno? Meanwhile, between her amorous ex and a sexy bad boy who keeps popping up in the most distracting way—not to mention the (creepy? bizarre? pathetic?) guys she’s meeting through a dog lovers’ dating site—her love life has never been so (creepy? bizarre? pathetic?)… interesting. Duration - 7h 40m. Author - Pamela Burford. Narrator - Digital Voice Michelle G. Published Date - Saturday, 25 January 2025. Copyright - © 2015 Pamela Burford ©.
Language:
English
Title Page
Duration:00:00:08
Dedication
Duration:00:00:03
1 | Nothing to See Here, Folks
Duration:00:18:59
2 | It’s Ironic!
Duration:00:18:16
3 | Dumb Little Virgin
Duration:00:40:28
4 | Back to the Stone Age
Duration:00:29:30
5 | Graphic and Disturbing
Duration:00:25:58
6 | Such a Coy Wench
Duration:00:16:28
7 | Freezer-burned Giant Tortoise
Duration:00:28:57
8 | It’s That Nympho Death Diva from TV
Duration:00:17:23
9 | #MagicalGrannyPanties
Duration:00:16:01
10 | The Ballad of Tim Holbrook
Duration:00:18:19
11 | The Quick Brown Fox Murdered the Lazy Yellow Dog
Duration:00:28:44
12 | Human Turducken
Duration:00:20:33
13 | Skeleton Crew
Duration:00:28:16
14 | Johnny Appleseed
Duration:00:15:43
15 | Window of Opportunity
Duration:00:26:49
16 | Wakey, Wakey, Janey
Duration:00:29:57
17 | National Register of Historic Lawn Ornaments
Duration:00:31:31
18 | Keep Your Eye on the Ball
Duration:00:30:26
19 | Dingos Ate My Drapes
Duration:00:17:50
Backmatter
Duration:00:00:35