So You Had To Build A Time Machine
Jason Offutt
Skid doesn’t believe in ghosts or time travel or any of that nonsense.
A circus runaway-turned-bouncer, she believes in hard work, self-defense, and good strong coffee. Then one day an annoying theoretical physicist named Dave pops into the seat next to her at her least favorite Kansas City bar and disappears into thin air when she punches him (he totally deserved it).
Now, street names are changing, Skid’s favorite muffins are swapping frosting flavors, Dave keeps reappearing in odd places like the old Sanderson murder house—and that’s only the start of her problems.
Something has gone wrong. Terribly wrong. Absolutely &#*$&ed up.
Someone has the nastiest versions of every conceivable reality at their fingertips, and they're not afraid to smash them together. With the help of a smooth-talking haunted house owner and a linebacker-sized Dungeons and Dragons-loving baker, Skid and Dave set out to save the world from whatever scientific experiment has sent them all dimension-hopping against their will.
It probably means the world is screwed.
Author - Jason Offutt.
Narrator - Emily O'Brien.
Published Date - Friday, 13 January 2023.
Location:
United States
Description:
Skid doesn’t believe in ghosts or time travel or any of that nonsense. A circus runaway-turned-bouncer, she believes in hard work, self-defense, and good strong coffee. Then one day an annoying theoretical physicist named Dave pops into the seat next to her at her least favorite Kansas City bar and disappears into thin air when she punches him (he totally deserved it). Now, street names are changing, Skid’s favorite muffins are swapping frosting flavors, Dave keeps reappearing in odd places like the old Sanderson murder house—and that’s only the start of her problems. Something has gone wrong. Terribly wrong. Absolutely &#*$&ed up. Someone has the nastiest versions of every conceivable reality at their fingertips, and they're not afraid to smash them together. With the help of a smooth-talking haunted house owner and a linebacker-sized Dungeons and Dragons-loving baker, Skid and Dave set out to save the world from whatever scientific experiment has sent them all dimension-hopping against their will. It probably means the world is screwed. Author - Jason Offutt. Narrator - Emily O'Brien. Published Date - Friday, 13 January 2023.
Language:
English
Chapter 1
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Chapter 2
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Chapter 3
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Chapter 4
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Chapter 5
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Chapter 6
Duration:00:38:37
Chapter 7
Duration:00:46:02
Chapter 8
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Chapter 9
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Chapter 10
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Chapter 11
Duration:00:46:07
Chapter 12
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Chapter 13
Duration:00:44:55
Chapter 14
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Chapter 15
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Chapter 16
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Chapter 17
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Chapter 18
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Chapter 19
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Chapter 20
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Chapter 21
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Chapter 22
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Chapter 23
Duration:00:35:18
Chapter 24
Duration:00:39:22
Chapter 25
Duration:00:38:37
Chapter 26
Duration:00:46:02
Chapter 27
Duration:00:56:08
Chapter 28
Duration:00:45:35
Chapter 29
Duration:00:47:58
Chapter 30
Duration:00:46:07
Chapter 31
Duration:00:50:18
Chapter 32
Duration:00:44:56
Chapter 33
Duration:00:56:08
Chapter 34
Duration:01:05:37
Chapter 35
Duration:00:38:36
Chapter 36
Duration:01:03:47
Chapter 37
Duration:00:06:27
Chapter 38
Duration:00:00:31