
The myth of the anal probe
David Larson
In this irreverent examination of the alien abduction mythos Mike has been abducted by aliens. He awakens not knowing how he got where he is. Bob, a wisecracking “alien,” greets him. Bob looks exactly like a human being. After much questioning, Mike discovers that people from Bob’s planet have been abducting humans for thousands of years. As part of that conversation, Mike learns that the reason Bob looks so much like Earth humans is that Earth had been colonized by Bob’s people. Due to circumstances beyond their control, the colony was reduced to two directly related individuals, who proceeded to populate the planet with obvious results.
The resultant Earth species is suspicious, war like, deceitful, and self-destructive. The population on Bob’s planet is pristine and has no inherent vices or negative personality traits. Mike talks Bob into taking him back to his home planet. The question this book explores is; If a human being from Earth is dropped into a society as gentle as Bob’s, does he conform to the beauty, or realize that the opportunities for exploitation of these people are endless.
This is the first book of a trilogy. #2 is 'The Cross-eyed Bear' #3 is 'The Fat Lady Sings'.
Duration - 7h 19m.
Author - David Larson.
Narrator - Chris Ansoff.
Published Date - Tuesday, 28 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2018 David Larson ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
In this irreverent examination of the alien abduction mythos Mike has been abducted by aliens. He awakens not knowing how he got where he is. Bob, a wisecracking “alien,” greets him. Bob looks exactly like a human being. After much questioning, Mike discovers that people from Bob’s planet have been abducting humans for thousands of years. As part of that conversation, Mike learns that the reason Bob looks so much like Earth humans is that Earth had been colonized by Bob’s people. Due to circumstances beyond their control, the colony was reduced to two directly related individuals, who proceeded to populate the planet with obvious results. The resultant Earth species is suspicious, war like, deceitful, and self-destructive. The population on Bob’s planet is pristine and has no inherent vices or negative personality traits. Mike talks Bob into taking him back to his home planet. The question this book explores is; If a human being from Earth is dropped into a society as gentle as Bob’s, does he conform to the beauty, or realize that the opportunities for exploitation of these people are endless. This is the first book of a trilogy. #2 is 'The Cross-eyed Bear' #3 is 'The Fat Lady Sings'. Duration - 7h 19m. Author - David Larson. Narrator - Chris Ansoff. Published Date - Tuesday, 28 January 2025. Copyright - © 2018 David Larson ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 01
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 02
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 03
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 04
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 05 1
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 06
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 07
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 08
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 09
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 10
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 11
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 12
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 13 1
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 14
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 15 2
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 16 1
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 17
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 18
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 19
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 20 1
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 21
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 22
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 23
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 24
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 25
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 26
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 27
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Myth of the anal probe chapter 28
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Ending Credits
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