Golf Balls Are Female
Robert C. Knox
I realize that anyone sufficiently intrigued by the title so as to open the cover of Golf Balls Are Female has probably already conjured up some ideas as to its contents. To end the suspense, I will tell you that Golf Balls Are Female is simply about the three greatest pleasures in a man's life-drinking, golf, and the OU-Texas football game. Unfortunately, life requires a lot of living in between these most gratifying of pursuits, so Golf Balls Are Female is also about public humiliation, immaturity, emotional desperation, broken engagements, deceit, stupidity, sexually transmitted diseases, cybersex, lovesick lunacy, divorce, one-night stands, heartache, and partaking of the world's oldest profession. Although there are numerous incidents that stretch to the limits of plausibility, the book is based on real life stories. In fact, bona fide concerns about personal retaliation have convinced me to actually leave out some of the more incriminating details. Some readers may find our humor irreverent, others may deem our lifestyles to border on misogynistic, both would be correct. However, those that read beyond the outrageous behavior will find that Golf Balls Are Female is really about friendship. Most importantly, this book answers one of modern man's most enduring questions-golf balls are definitely female!
Duration - 9h.
Author - Robert C. Knox.
Narrator - Robert C. Knox.
Published Date - Friday, 05 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2023 The Ewings Publishing ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
I realize that anyone sufficiently intrigued by the title so as to open the cover of Golf Balls Are Female has probably already conjured up some ideas as to its contents. To end the suspense, I will tell you that Golf Balls Are Female is simply about the three greatest pleasures in a man's life-drinking, golf, and the OU-Texas football game. Unfortunately, life requires a lot of living in between these most gratifying of pursuits, so Golf Balls Are Female is also about public humiliation, immaturity, emotional desperation, broken engagements, deceit, stupidity, sexually transmitted diseases, cybersex, lovesick lunacy, divorce, one-night stands, heartache, and partaking of the world's oldest profession. Although there are numerous incidents that stretch to the limits of plausibility, the book is based on real life stories. In fact, bona fide concerns about personal retaliation have convinced me to actually leave out some of the more incriminating details. Some readers may find our humor irreverent, others may deem our lifestyles to border on misogynistic, both would be correct. However, those that read beyond the outrageous behavior will find that Golf Balls Are Female is really about friendship. Most importantly, this book answers one of modern man's most enduring questions-golf balls are definitely female! Duration - 9h. Author - Robert C. Knox. Narrator - Robert C. Knox. Published Date - Friday, 05 January 2024. Copyright - © 2023 The Ewings Publishing ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:15
Chapter 1
Duration:00:45:00
Chapter 2
Duration:00:25:35
Chapter 3
Duration:00:33:57
Chapter 4
Duration:00:20:26
Chapter 5
Duration:00:20:29
Chapter 6
Duration:00:32:39
Chapter 7
Duration:00:25:46
Chapter 8
Duration:01:35:56
Chapter 9
Duration:00:34:52
Chapter 10
Duration:00:37:19
Chapter 11
Duration:00:34:56
Chapter 12
Duration:00:34:56
Chapter 13
Duration:00:35:09
Chapter 14
Duration:00:18:40
Chapter 15
Duration:00:40:05
Epilogue
Duration:00:04:36
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:14