Schifflebein's Folly
Iris Chacon
A hunky carpenter plans to adopt six kids -- IF he can convince authorities that he isn't crazy. He isn't. His teapot really IS talking to him! This is a funny way to build a family.
Lloyd has reached the age of 32 years, seven months, four days, and six hours without finding Miss Right and converting her into Mrs. Lloyd Schifflebein. Yes, Schifflebein. A name that is unromantic, unspellable, and way too long for signing checks and the backs of credit cards.
Even if Miss Right appears, there is another impediment to wedded bliss: Lloyd obsesses over his six children. He doesn’t have them yet, but he is working on it. He has been filing adoption applications all his adult life. This leads many people to deduce that Lloyd Schifflebein is crazy. Big and strong, sure. Cute, maybe, but loony nonetheless.
Somehow Lloyd finally convinces the Social Worker From Hell that he really is good father-material. Soon the Schifflebein household is a circus, with six special kids and their six neurotic pet bunnies. To become a forever family, however, they must pass a probationary period with surprise inspections at any time.
Then things begin to go wrong:
The Teapot arrives. The one that is certain to get Lloyd get officially labeled “insane,” removing any chance of successful adoptions.
Miss Right appears, but she is engaged to someone else.
Lloyd’s enemies attack him with false accusations and numerous lawsuits.
The government takes away Lloyd’s children, pending his day in court.
In his fight to keep his children, his livelihood, and his beloved bride, Lloyd definitely needs supernatural help – even if it comes in the form of a snarky, talking Teapot.
Duration - 4h 11m.
Author - Iris Chacon.
Narrator - Jenny Hoops.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2015 Delia L. Stewart ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
A hunky carpenter plans to adopt six kids -- IF he can convince authorities that he isn't crazy. He isn't. His teapot really IS talking to him! This is a funny way to build a family. Lloyd has reached the age of 32 years, seven months, four days, and six hours without finding Miss Right and converting her into Mrs. Lloyd Schifflebein. Yes, Schifflebein. A name that is unromantic, unspellable, and way too long for signing checks and the backs of credit cards. Even if Miss Right appears, there is another impediment to wedded bliss: Lloyd obsesses over his six children. He doesn’t have them yet, but he is working on it. He has been filing adoption applications all his adult life. This leads many people to deduce that Lloyd Schifflebein is crazy. Big and strong, sure. Cute, maybe, but loony nonetheless. Somehow Lloyd finally convinces the Social Worker From Hell that he really is good father-material. Soon the Schifflebein household is a circus, with six special kids and their six neurotic pet bunnies. To become a forever family, however, they must pass a probationary period with surprise inspections at any time. Then things begin to go wrong: The Teapot arrives. The one that is certain to get Lloyd get officially labeled “insane,” removing any chance of successful adoptions. Miss Right appears, but she is engaged to someone else. Lloyd’s enemies attack him with false accusations and numerous lawsuits. The government takes away Lloyd’s children, pending his day in court. In his fight to keep his children, his livelihood, and his beloved bride, Lloyd definitely needs supernatural help – even if it comes in the form of a snarky, talking Teapot. Duration - 4h 11m. Author - Iris Chacon. Narrator - Jenny Hoops. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2015 Delia L. Stewart ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:10
Prologue: The Studio
Duration:00:04:00
Chapter 1: The Delivery
Duration:00:09:41
Chapter 2: The Plan
Duration:00:11:05
Chapter 3: The Enforcer
Duration:00:22:09
Chapter 4: The Bid
Duration:00:07:19
Chapter 5: Amy and Ray
Duration:00:18:45
Chapter 6: Rudy and Lucy
Duration:00:15:17
Chapter 7: Tran and Nguyen
Duration:00:13:19
Chapter 8: The Golfer
Duration:00:09:14
Chapter 9: Charley
Duration:00:14:52
Chapter 10: The Non Date
Duration:00:17:58
Chapter 11: The Judge and Dan
Duration:00:19:50
Chapter 12: The Lawsuits
Duration:00:17:25
Chapter 13: The Help
Duration:00:07:59
Chapter 14: Something Blue
Duration:00:09:02
Chapter 15: The Courtroom
Duration:00:25:53
Chapter 16: The Secret
Duration:00:12:05
Chapter 17: The Judgment
Duration:00:12:51
Epilogue: The Studio
Duration:00:01:26
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:57