The Reign of the Anti-Santas
Colin Dodds
Rudolph’s in a Cadillac, Santa’s in hiding and Christmas itself is being bought and sold with the fate of the world at stake. The Reign of the Anti-Santas tells how Christmas fell into the hands of Santa’s spoiled kids, low-level gangsters, faded TV-movie heartthrobs, tech bros and lifestyle gurus, and what happens when one elf and an old Santa on the lam step up - against all odds - to save the day.
A raunchy thrill ride through seventy Christmas Eves, The Reign of the Anti-Santas is Goodfellas meets ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - just in time to wash the candy-cane taste out of your mouth, get Mariah Carey out of your ears, and change how you see December 25th forever!
Duration - 6h 45m.
Author - Colin Dodds.
Narrator - David Foley Jr..
Published Date - Saturday, 21 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2023 Colin Dodds ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Rudolph’s in a Cadillac, Santa’s in hiding and Christmas itself is being bought and sold with the fate of the world at stake. The Reign of the Anti-Santas tells how Christmas fell into the hands of Santa’s spoiled kids, low-level gangsters, faded TV-movie heartthrobs, tech bros and lifestyle gurus, and what happens when one elf and an old Santa on the lam step up - against all odds - to save the day. A raunchy thrill ride through seventy Christmas Eves, The Reign of the Anti-Santas is Goodfellas meets ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas - just in time to wash the candy-cane taste out of your mouth, get Mariah Carey out of your ears, and change how you see December 25th forever! Duration - 6h 45m. Author - Colin Dodds. Narrator - David Foley Jr.. Published Date - Saturday, 21 January 2023. Copyright - © 2023 Colin Dodds ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:12
Chapter 1 warning and welcome
Duration:00:03:48
Chapter 2 pyramids and human schools
Duration:00:05:04
Chapter 3 child no more
Duration:00:09:53
Chapter 4 my fate gets decided offstage
Duration:00:06:05
Chapter 5 on the rise at the pole
Duration:00:11:13
Chapter 6 how that world ended
Duration:00:07:46
Chapter 7 the first time christmas was sold
Duration:00:08:09
Chapter 8 killing my career to live
Duration:00:06:18
Chapter 9 elf in orange county
Duration:00:11:28
Chapter 10 the long arm of forgiveness
Duration:00:12:17
Chapter 11 the heir with the long hair
Duration:00:06:48
Chapter 12 santa's bon voyage
Duration:00:03:38
Chapter 13 some things about the man who retired
Duration:00:06:36
Chapter 14 fresh orange juice for houseguests
Duration:00:08:44
Chapter 15 the news from the north
Duration:00:03:08
Chapter 16 the creepy santa
Duration:00:08:48
Chapter 17 california blues
Duration:00:02:52
Chapter 18 home for christmas
Duration:00:05:56
Chapter 19 thinking with my car and my phone
Duration:00:03:38
Chapter 20 meet the new santa again
Duration:00:08:15
Chapter 21 the real problem at home, the real elves
Duration:00:18:45
Chapter 22 clearing the calendar
Duration:00:04:52
Chapter 23 for sale, again
Duration:00:11:18
Chapter 24 next terrible steps
Duration:00:08:33
Chapter 25 elf village in flames
Duration:00:03:39
Chapter 26 investors say do more with less
Duration:00:12:53
Chapter 27 the reign of the mad santa
Duration:00:06:47
Chapter 28 it gets worse
Duration:00:09:58
Chapter 29 action in exile
Duration:00:05:37
Chapter 30 ignominious victory
Duration:00:09:28
Chapter 31 the arrival of the nameless distributor
Duration:00:17:12
Chapter 32 the early 2011s
Duration:00:03:19
Chapter 33 the mascot
Duration:00:04:23
Chapter 34 the new and approved santa
Duration:00:09:54
Chapter 35 santa's toenails
Duration:00:06:51
Chapter 36 negotiating terms
Duration:00:04:34
Chapter 37 hey sis
Duration:00:07:19
Chapter 38 the other center
Duration:00:10:33
Chapter 39 the last days of 2011
Duration:00:03:21
Chapter 40 in transit 2012
Duration:00:07:19
Chapter 41 meanwhile in monaco
Duration:00:05:47
Chapter 42 jackie dies
Duration:00:05:51
Chapter 43 the airport forest
Duration:00:02:33
Chapter 44 the pole of inaccessibility
Duration:00:03:57
Chapter 45 the christmas conspiracy
Duration:00:05:08
Chapter 46 the details
Duration:00:07:54
Chapter 47 you can never go home again, except for business
Duration:00:05:58
Chapter 48 negotiations and love songs
Duration:00:02:43
Chapter 49 how i set up santa
Duration:00:08:23
Chapter 50 elves underground
Duration:00:05:43
Chapter 51 the night before that christmas
Duration:00:03:18
Chapter 52 inaugurations and funerals
Duration:00:06:23
Chapter 53 friends are the ones to worry about
Duration:00:03:37
Chapter 54 arfgill's last work detail
Duration:00:01:22
Chapter 55 my trial
Duration:00:08:55
Chapter 56 inmate mentality
Duration:00:06:19
Chapter 57 my escape
Duration:00:04:23
Chapter 58 the pole of inaccessibility
Duration:00:03:39
Chapter 59 the last ornament
Duration:00:06:04
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:13