Triple M Rocks Footy AFL

We're all back together after a mid season break and we had to confront Bill over his outrageous holiday pic! Bern delivers a massive edition of Nuff; and Bill's Quiz has a earthy feel to it. Plus we're joined by Brett Ratten and Lachie Neale. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is JB, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince and Damian Barrett See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Howie's back butt Damo is hot on the AFL's fixturing mess to kick off the show, then the boys share their top headlines from the last 24 hours - including a CEO caught in a bind on Kiss Cam. Chief puts the West Indies cricket team in his Slaughterhouse, and Howie is back from Africa with a tale about skydiving. Chief has a guernsey numbers quiz for the team - but something gets in the way. Then Browny is concerned about his kids becoming entitled. As the EJ Whitten Legends Game is set to make a comeback Chief reflects on playing State of Origin for Victoria in 1989, then Browny talks social connectivity in his Health Hotline. Jonathan Brown calls in from Las Vegas ahead of Tim Tszyu's fight with Sebastian Fundora, then it's Howie's Hot Topics. Damo puts the AFL fixturing in the spotlight again as Gregg Swanna prepares to take over as Footy Operations Manager, and there's a media war escalating between Damo and Kane Cornes. Western Bulldogs defender Rory Lobb calls in ahead of their clash with Brisbane tonight, Browny's Top 5 features the best bench-pressers in footy, then we take a lap around the league with the latest news including Mitch Lewis' return, Jordan Butts' punctured lung, and whether Freo has what it takes to topple Collingwood in Melbourne. Triple M's Friday Huddle is Mark Howard, Jason Dunstall, Nathan Brown, and Damian Barrett See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Drop Theo Doropoulos steps in for Jay Z Clark, as we finally find something Isaac Smith isn't good at. The team looks back at Theo's hit-and-miss performance as 12th Man in the Australian Cricket Team, before he rips into the news of the week - including Marcus Bontempelli's imminent signing, and where a Tom De Koning move to St Kilda would leave Rowan Marshall. GWS Assistant Coach Brett Montgomery joins the team from the boundary, and has a few choice words for former teammate Nathan Brown! K-Mac has a jam-packed Queen's Queries full of Would You Rathers and Stay Or Gos, Isaac's Premiership Piece looks at impact players who can take over a game, and the team discuss whether Zach Merrett could ever actually leave the Bombers. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Joey and Daisy are fresh off the worst game of football ever played, at any level, on Saturday night, joining Damo and Hev in the studio for the Midweek Rub. Is Noah Anderson the league's new standout captain? What's going on with James Sicily, are the walls closing in on Nathan Brown, BT's cameo on the Saturday Rub and all the tips from Daisy, Damo and Joey - plus son Noah - to preview round 19. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The game started brightly enough, then descended into a calamitous debacle, before the Tigers figured out footy enough to eke out a win. Join Tim Solly, Jess Webster, Daisy Thomas, Joey Montagna, and Ash Chua for a call that had more highlights in the commentary box than on the field. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Suns grab what could be the biggest win in their history in a see-sawing contest against the Pies. Join Brian Taylor, Liam Flanagan, Tom Rockliff, Ethan Meldrum, and Belinda Mellen for every massive moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Intervention for beef between Browny and Jay Z | The Steve J umpiring saga | The Sunday RUBS Big 3! | Giants Leon Cameron joins the RUB | Interview with GWS star Aaron Cadman | Interview with Saints Brendon Bolton - Was he an elite cricketer? | Browny’s stock exchange | Random Top 5 - Ex players on reality quiz shows | All the Good, Bad, & Ugly from round 18 | See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

BT makes his return to Triple M's Saturday Rub and he has everyone in his sights! Isaac Smith is in for Bern and Bill, and he has taken over Nuff and the Quiz. Plus we're joined by Adam Treloar from the Bulldogs and the Gold Coast Sun's Ben Ainsworth, and Damo has the latest on some big contracts. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is JB, BT, Isaac Smith and Damian Barrett See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Isaac fills in again for Howie, and the team kicks off the show with their top headlines from the last 24 hours. Chief puts bad parkers in his Slaughterhouse, then Browny has an update about his son's pet liaard. Chief puts the boys through an Animals Quiz, and Isaac wants to talk about the challenges of the school holidays. The boys chat about Carlton's loss to the Lions and how speculation on his future is hurting Tom De Koning's form, then Browny takes us through his top 5 Loose Bob Katter quotes. Isaac wants to know when the boys have been thrown under the bus, the boys all have a Hot Tip to make your life better, and Browny has some advice to help you make healthier decisions at the supermarket. Carlton is again on the agenda as we dive into full footy preview mode, Damo has three different Media Wars he's keeping tabs on, Browny has returned to the Western Bulldogs for the first time in over 20 years, Isaac takes over Howie's Hot Tips, Nasaiah Wanganeen-Milera has a big decision to make, and our button-man Leigh-Roy appeared on Deal or No Deal this week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

No K-Mac today, Nathan Brown is our sub tonight, the boys discuss High 5'ing. Michael Voss' death threat and the penalty the fan faces, will Carlton bounce back tonight and respond to this? Is Justin Longmuir under threat, is he the right man for the job? Is it finals or bust for Freo? Brisbane's Jaspa Fletcher joins us ahead of rnd 18 clash against Carlton, he loves seeing Zac Bailey sore, Isaac came and had a chit chat to Fletcher when they played on each other, Fletcher didn't say a word and admits that Lachie Neale has the biggest calves he's ever seen. Isaac unloads on who the highest paid jobs are in AFL are, development coaches are they underpaid? Stevie J almost cost him money to be an assistant coach. Will TDK leave for the Saints? And Michael Voss had 8 security guards surrounding him. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Has Daisy given up on hope completely when it comes to the Blues ahead of their Thursday night clash with the Lions? Jack Heverin's filling in for Will who filled in for Rabs, Joey's fresh from On The Couch, is the Stevie J stabbing now believable after the Sunday Rub + can Gold Coast pass the biggest test in their history? That plus all your round 18 tips. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A potentially finals-shaping result sees Sydney get over the line in a hard-fought battle against Fremantle. Join Tim Solly, Brad Seymour, and Jude Bolton for every massive moment. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daisy uses Chappy’s Norm Smith Medal to get free drinks | Interview with the elusive Nurse Jason | Stevies brings the knife for show-and-tell | Footy Rhinos Footy news - contact on umpires. | Crows Scotty Burns joins us for chat. | Mick Malthouse' message to Daisy | Interview with Hawks Connor Macdonald | Ron Jeremys autograph | Random Top 5 - The most iconic GF goals | All the good, bad, and Ugly from Rnd 17 | See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jack Heverin is in for JB and Bill takes a deep dive on Hev's previous gigs; We're joined by Collingwood's Tom Mitchell fresh from the Pies win over Carlton; Bern delivers another bumper edition of Nuff; and we've probably had the shortest quiz ever. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is Jack Heverin, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince, and Damian Barrett See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Browny steps into the Host's Chair in Howie's absence, and Isaac Smith is our special guest co-host. Browny thinks Isaac is responsible for our good ratings, and the boys talk about their top headlines from the last 24 hours. Chief puts Joey Montagna and Browny in his Slaughterhouse, and the boys review day 1 of the 2nd Test between Australia and the West Indies. North Melbourne celebrated 100 years last night, and Browny's son may be taking after his old man a little too much. The boys have some Hot Tips to make your life better, then Browny's Top 5 is the best quotes from Noel and Liam Gallagher of Oasis. Isaac reveals Jack Gunston's build up to kicking 7 goals against North last week, Browny's Health Hotline touches on pre-packaged meals, and Chief puts the boys through a spelling bee. As we go full footy mode, the boys ask if the Western Bulldogs are actually in contention to win the flag, and it's Damo vs Kane Cornes again in Media Wars. Collingwood defender Billy Frampton calls in ahead of tonight's game against Carlton, there's a big investigation into where the footage of Chua falling off his chair has gone, and Damo whips around the league with some last minute Round 17 news. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We start with a reflection on Isaac losing the plot during Port Adelaide and Carlton next week, then turn our attention to Jay Z's Top 50 AFL players article - as Isaac and K-Mac have a few questions. Zach Reid's hamstring injury is cause for alarm at the Bombers, then we turn it over to Ash Chua - who is at ground level with North Melbourne's Centenary celebrations - to do a bit of Roaming Chua. He speaks to Jack Ziebell, John Longmire, and Wayne Schwass. The Queen's Queries looks at scrapping the bounce, and the team's favourite Kangas. Then Isaac talks about club culture in his Premiership Piece, K-Mac tells us what Carlton needs to show tomorrow night, and we hear a pre-game rev up from Two-Time North Premiership Coach Denis Pagan. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's officially "big boy month" according to Daisy Thomas - everyone's going on holidays but he, Damian Barrett and Joey Montagna are all here! Tom Lynch's five-game ban fallout, North Melbourne's centenary celebrations, will Sydney/Fremantle go ahead at the SCG, do Carlton show up against Collingwood + the boys have to tip one upset this week with the top nine taking on the bottom nine this weekend. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Browny’s souvlaki scoffing world record | Rhinos investigation: Can Stevie J become a quiz master? | Footy Rhinos Footy News: Carlton mess, Brad Loyd, Dean Cox, & the new Lions ruckmen? | Interview wirth the Crows Nathan Van Berlo | GC Suns Noah Anderson joins us | Daisy breaches Triple M security | The Random Top 5 - Stevie J's best moments of 2025 | The Tigers Jayden Short live in studio : his piercings, calf injury & looking good Hitch your caravan - Trumps classic F-bomb | All the Good, Bad & Ugly from round 16 | + Stevie J caught telling pork pies on air | See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Saturday Rub is back in the Melbourne Triple M Studios and Bill puts on a stupid massive hat! Bern Nuffs the unexpected, we talk to Gold Coast's John Noble and the Bulldogs' James O'Donnell; and we cross to Barbados and speak to Alex Carey and Travis Head fresh from their first test win over West Indies. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is James Brayshaw, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince, and Damian Barrett See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It is one our loosest calls ever.... and the people have asked for it. Join Brenton Yates, Jack Heverin, Isaac Smith, Bernie Vince, Ethan Meldrum, Rhett Biglands as they turn Thrusday night's clash between Port Adelaide and Carlton into a very entertaining affair, including lots of craft, an Irish radio call, and your messages! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.