Triple M Rocks Footy AFL

The Saturday Rub is back in the Melbourne Triple M Studios and Bill puts on a stupid massive hat! Bern Nuffs the unexpected, we talk to Gold Coast's John Noble and the Bulldogs' James O'Donnell; and we cross to Barbados and speak to Alex Carey and Travis Head fresh from their first test win over West Indies. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is James Brayshaw, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince, and Damian Barrett See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It is one our loosest calls ever.... and the people have asked for it. Join Brenton Yates, Jack Heverin, Isaac Smith, Bernie Vince, Ethan Meldrum, Rhett Biglands as they turn Thrusday night's clash between Port Adelaide and Carlton into a very entertaining affair, including lots of craft, an Irish radio call, and your messages! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys start with their top headlines from the last 24 hours - including Carlton's big loss, and a hurdler who had some equipment difficulties. Chief puts the 3rd Umpire from the 1st Test in his slaughterhouse, and Browny is a little fatigued by charity spruikers. Chief puts the boys through a Back To School Quiz, then former Aussie cricket captain Aaron Finch calls in to discuss Australia's recent performances, and take Browny to task for what he said about Cam Green. The boys all have some Hot Tips to make your life better, Chief needs help with elevator etiquette, Browny spotlights fad diets in his health hotline, and we go through the numbers of the NBA Draft. Carlton are again under the spotlight after their horrendous lost to Port Adelaide, Browny thinks there's some audio that each of the boys want buried, and Damo responds to Kane Cornes take that the Sunday Footy Show is taking short steps. Sydney Swans CEO Tom Harley calls in to talk about his new role at the AFL, Browny features the Top 5 Sporting Chokes of all time, and Howie's found a magazine article that he's astonished Chief isn't in. Triple M's Friday Huddle is Mark Howard, Jason Dunstall, Nathan Brown, and Damian Barrett. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We start with a conversation about the AFL's best golfer, before Isaac talks about Hawthorn's Premiership Reunion party last weekend, then K-Mac comes off the long run over former North Melbourne players boycotting the 100th anniversary event due to AFLW players being invited. The team discuss Carlton's season, and what has led to their poor record so far. Plus they chat about Michael Voss' future, and if anyone on the list is off-limits. Some big team news lands, with Jake Lever being dropped at Melbourne, then Port Adelaide assistant Chad Cornes joins the show from the boundary, albeit after some hilarious technical difficulties. The Queen's Queries range from bad airport behaviour to the best concert you never went to, then Isaac turns to the 2015 Hawks for his Premiership Piece, and we wrap up all the latest news before bouncedown. Triple M Footy's Thursday Rub is Jack Heverin, Isaac Smith, Kate McCarthy, and Jay Z Clark. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dale Thomas is back on the Midweek Rub with Joey Montagna and Damian Barrett - and has he rehashed another story on Agenda Setters last night? Joey's network snitched on Damien Hardwick, a bunch of stars are about to return, is Collingwood a game and a half better than everyone else, what next for Carlton and what exactly was on John Longmire's SD card from last year's grand final? That plus all your round 16 tips. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

An entertaining game on field, matched by an equally entertaining and chaotic call from the Triple M Commentary Box. Join Barry Denner, Tim Solly, Daisy Thomas, Sarah Hosking, Ash Chua, and Alexandra Bryant for every massive moment - including Barry whacking Tim in the moosh, birthday boy Daisy yelling out the window, and a startled Chu-Man jumping like a pet cat. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Daisy’s birthday lawn haul Coin tosser Nic Harrison on the showFooty News - injuries, tagging rules, & Carlton updateInterview - Dogs CEO Ameet BainesCollingwood’s Scott Pendlebury stops by for a chatRUB Interview with Ben RuttenBest SOO momentsThe good, bad, & ugly from Rnd 15 Favourite signature moves of players See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Saturday Rub is back the Triple MCG for Carlton and North Melbourne where they're joined by Bredan Fevola and injured Blue Jagga Smith. But the the big issue of the day is has Bill been getting his social media pics photoshopped? Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is James Brayshaw, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince, and Damian Barrett See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

As Freo gets the job done over Essendon, the boys kick off the show with their top headlines, including Jeremy McGovern being medically retired from footy, and Bob Katter's latest rant about crocodiles. There was a team dinner during the week - including former Huddle members Juddy and Darce, then Chief is worried he's becoming a hoarder. Patrick Dangerfield's manager Paul Connors calls in to celebrate Danger's 350th game tonight, then it's Chief's Television Show Quiz. The boys get into a furious discussion about the state of Australian cricket's batting line up, and everyone's got a hot tip to help make your life better. Browny's Health Hotline looks at your sleeping habits, then the boys have their Mid-Season awards - including best goal, best commentary, best clanger, and heaps more. We hear from Jeremy McGovern at is retirement press conference, and there's a potential media war brewing between Damo and Jay Z Clark. Brisbane's Josh Dunkley calls in ahead of tonight's game, Browny delivers his Top 5 Triple M Footy Cult Figures, Howie needs coaching advice for his Under 14s team, and we get some last minute news on Oscar Allen and Jamarra Ugle-Hagan. Triple M's Friday Huddle is Mark Howard, Jason Dunstall, Nathan Brown, and Damian Barrett. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The team welcomes back Isaac Smith after his epic marathon in South Africa for Carrie's Beanies for Brain Cancer. Isaac explains just how hard it was, but also how rewarding it was. Patrick Dangerfield plays game 350 tomorrow night so Isaac pays tribute to his outstanding career, then we look at what people said about Isaac while he was away. Jay Z has a very intriguing Pick One, then Fremantle captain Alex Pearce joins the show. Jay Z whips around the league with the week's headlines, including updates Max King and Oscar Allen, and Jamarra Ugle-Hagan's return to the Bulldogs. The Queen's Queries looks at the All-Australian Locks for 2025, comedian Merrick Watts calls in after he also ran in the same marathon as Isaac, and Issac finishes the show with a learning from South Africa that he thinks could win a team the Premiership. Triple M's Thursday Rub is Jack Heverin, Isaac Smith, Kate McCarthy, and Jay Z Clark See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We've swung a late change in the Midweek Rub studios with Bernie Vince in to replace Daisy. He talks ex-teammate Danger ahead of game 350, Damian Barrett has plenty of mail from the Western Bulldogs on Jamarra Ugle-Hagan's return, will Oscar Allen play another game for West Coast and how many teams are really in the premiership race? That plus all the round 15 tips. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Freo manage to hang on away from home... at home. Join Lachy Reid, Ryan Daniels, Xavier Ellis, Mark Cometti, and Tom Atkinson for every massive moment in a see-sawing affair at Optus Stadium See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stevie J’s drunken time trial | Joey gets advice on how to be more interesting | Mark Ricciuto takes down Luke Hodge | Chad Kornes interview | Turn the Knife - AFL Hall of Fame | Tom Green GWS interview | Cats Ollie Dempsey interview | RUB callers - Why are Wombats painted pink? | All the good, bad, and ugly from round 14 | See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We're halfway through the season and it's time for a Mid Season Review! Bern counts down his Top 10 Nuff from the year so far; Bill questions what form Damo is in; and We all question how bad Bill's Quiz is going. Plus we're joined by AFL Hall of Fame inductee, Nick Riewoldt, and North Melbourne's Cam Zurhaar. Triple M Footy's Saturday Rub is James Brayshaw, Billy Brownless, Bernie Vince, and Damian Barrett See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The boys are in awe of what Sam Darcy could become, and they go through their top headlines from the last 24 hours. Chief puts Browny and Howie in his Slaughterhouse for their comments on the French Open, then Browny needs some advice on cutting down the number of Whatsapp Groups he's in. Chief puts the team through a geography quiz, then Howie uses Chat GPT to come up with some jokes and segment ideas. Damo looks at the wider repercussions of Gregg Swan and Tom Harley leaving their club roles to join the AFL, then Chief and Browny go to war over the use bathrooms at footy grounds. Browny's Health Hotline looks at the dangers of salt to your heart health, and the boys discuss their most embarrassing injuries. Then they've all got a hot tip to hopefully make your life better. Sam Darcy's ceiling is again up for discussion after his return last night, then Damo has noticed a shift in the way BT and JB call the footy on Channel 7. Hawthorn and Adelaide legend Darren Jarman calls in with some great stories from his career, then Browny shares his top 5 lottery winners who blew their fortune. Chief casts his eye over tonight's game, and the boys discuss Brayden Maynard's contract extension with the Pies. Triple M's Friday Huddle is Mark Howard, Jason Dunstall, Nathan Brown, and Damian Barrett. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jay Z shocks us all by turning up early, and off the back of Kysaiah Pickett's nine year deal he asks who in MMM Footy deserves something similar? Isaac Smith is off running a marathon, Daisy isn't here yet, and Jay Z is frothing at the prospect of Luke Beveridge vs Kane Cornes Round 2. St Kilda Assistant Coach Corey Enright joins the team from the boundary, then Jay Z whips around the league with the big headlines, before Daisy Thomas finally arrives - and is immediately on the front foot. The Queen's Queries ask for the AFL's most fun teams, and what you would do if you won Powerball. Daisy brings his own Premiership Piece, and we replay the top 5 MMM Footy social posts from 2025 so far. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The gang's back in the studio to preview round 14 - with a hungover Joey Montagna after celebrating Nick Riewoldt's Hall of Fame induction! He discusses the night with Damo and Daisy, the Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera and Tex Walker story gets unpacked, Will Day and Sam Darcy's return dates have been settled, more news with Damo plus all the round 14 tips. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Crows hang on to a potentially season-defining win, as the Lions rue a wasteful last quarter. Join Chris Dittmar, Brenton Yates, Bernie Vince, Erin Phillips and Ethan Meldrum for every massive moment from an enthralling contest at Adelaide Oval See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It was a King's Birthday thriller at the Triple MCG as Melbourne took on Collingwood, and it came down to the wire. Join Jack Heverin, Alistair Nicholson, Nathan Brown, Steve Johnson and Ash Chua for every massive moment from an enthralling contest. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

MONDAY RUB: We're at the Triple MCG for the now traditional King's Birthday clash between Melbourne and Collingwood. But before that we're joined by Luke Daniher, Jack Viney and Brodie Mihocek, and then we take you through all the sliders for the Big Freeze at the G. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.