100 Things to Hate Before You Die
Claudia Stavola
Comedian Claudia Stavola understands we’re living in sensitive times and the word hate is controversial, so she doesn’t use it loosely. She only uses it for serious infractions like gender reveal parties, guys who wear shorts when it’s forty below, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle.
You’ll be thoroughly entertained and in awe of how Stavola’s raucous sarcasm mirrors your inner most thoughts in this hilarious collection of easy-to-read essays. With her witty and insightful observations, she’s like a modern-day George Carlin, except hairier. (Hey, she’s Italian. She was born with a mustache).
100 Things to Hate Before You Die is astute, honest, and laugh-out-loud funny. Claudia shares her aggravation over a range of topics from mundane things like Fakebook, crappy gift-givers, and ukuleles on talent show auditions, to more thought-provoking topics such as people with no shame, the need for a license to parent, and the death of Eddie Van Halen.
Delivered with razor-sharp force, Stavola’s hysterical and unique takes on everyday a**holes makes this not only a great read for comedy lovers, but a must-read.
Duration - 11h 30m.
Author - Claudia Stavola.
Narrator - Claudia Stavola.
Published Date - Thursday, 11 January 2024.
Copyright - © 2022 Claudia Stavola ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
Comedian Claudia Stavola understands we’re living in sensitive times and the word hate is controversial, so she doesn’t use it loosely. She only uses it for serious infractions like gender reveal parties, guys who wear shorts when it’s forty below, and Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina candle. You’ll be thoroughly entertained and in awe of how Stavola’s raucous sarcasm mirrors your inner most thoughts in this hilarious collection of easy-to-read essays. With her witty and insightful observations, she’s like a modern-day George Carlin, except hairier. (Hey, she’s Italian. She was born with a mustache). 100 Things to Hate Before You Die is astute, honest, and laugh-out-loud funny. Claudia shares her aggravation over a range of topics from mundane things like Fakebook, crappy gift-givers, and ukuleles on talent show auditions, to more thought-provoking topics such as people with no shame, the need for a license to parent, and the death of Eddie Van Halen. Delivered with razor-sharp force, Stavola’s hysterical and unique takes on everyday a**holes makes this not only a great read for comedy lovers, but a must-read. Duration - 11h 30m. Author - Claudia Stavola. Narrator - Claudia Stavola. Published Date - Thursday, 11 January 2024. Copyright - © 2022 Claudia Stavola ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:09:06
Introduction
Duration:06:03:23
PART 1 LOVIN', TOUCHIN', SQUEEZIN', CHEATIN', AND COMPLAININ'
Duration:00:05:47
Chapter 1: OK Stupid, There Are Plenty of Fish Who Don't Want Your Dick Pics
Duration:05:04:49
Chapter 2: I Have Issues with Your Toxic Love-Language Jargon
Duration:08:49:09
Chapter 3: "I Deserve"
Duration:04:16:48
Chapter 4: Honey, I Shrunk My Balls
Duration:05:33:11
Chapter 5: Double Dates
Duration:06:02:52
Chapter 6: The Hall Pass
Duration:01:01:08
Chapter 7: "You Should Love Me No Matter What"
Duration:02:22:27
PART 2: TRIGGA' PLEASE
Duration:00:03:18
Chapter 8: Uptighty Whitey
Duration:06:56:38
Chapter 9: Angry "Patriotic" Guy
Duration:06:15:14
Chapter 10: The Wokey Pokey
Duration:05:40:48
Chapter 11: If You Want My Body and You Think I'm Sexy, It's Probably Sexual Harassment
Duration:05:10:10
Chapter 12: Fattitude
Duration:04:57:32
Chapter 13: Gender Extender
Duration:03:46:30
Chapter 14: Patty Party Pooper
Duration:05:13:29
Chapter 15: Buns N' Poses
Duration:07:46:06
Chapter 16: Demi's Not So Sweet N' Low-Key Meltdown
Duration:01:39:03
PART 3: DROPS OF STUPIDER
Duration:00:04:13
Chapter 17: #YachtCocaineProstitutes and Chad
Duration:03:46:43
Chapter 18: Keeping Up with the Kardoucheians
Duration:06:19:07
Chapter 19: Pray the Gay Away Camp
Duration:02:38:29
Chapter 20: Slutty Terms of Endearment
Duration:01:34:25
Chapter 21: Leader of the Pack Attack
Duration:02:18:29
Chapter 22: Ain't that Classy?
Duration:02:10:07
Chapter 23: If You Unlock It, They Will Come ... and Kill You, You Big Dummy
Duration:02:47:09
Chapter 24: The Dumb Jury's In: Even If It Fits, They'll Still Acquit
Duration:03:52:42
Chapter 25: Adult Babies
Duration:01:12:23
Chapter 26: Don't Judge
Duration:00:23:21
PART 4: I'M SO OVARY YOU
Duration:00:04:21
Chapter 27: Andrea Newman
Duration:06:19:33
Chapter 28: You Must Love the Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Duration:02:25:09
Chapter 29: The View
Duration:00:30:48
Chapter 30: Pretty Funny
Duration:05:55:09
Chapter 31: Chick Flick Schtick
Duration:05:25:05
Chapter 32: Who's the Boss Bitch
Duration:03:58:40
Chapter 33: The Girl Next Door ... to the Plastic Surgeon
Duration:04:26:25
Chapter 34: Vagisil Val
Duration:03:41:51
PART 5: AIN'T THAT A SHAM
Duration:00:03:34
Chapter 35: Fakebook
Duration:05:05:49
Chapter 36: Pride and Prejudice, and Parades
Duration:04:28:41
Chapter 37: America's Got Talent-Show Sob Stories
Duration:01:12:15
Chapter 38: A Donation In Your Name
Duration:05:08:36
Chapter 39: The Kids Are All White: Annoying White Kid Names
Duration:04:13:16
Chapter 40: Meatless Meat
Duration:02:54:31
Chapter 41: The Rock and Roll Hall of Lame
Duration:02:21:27
Chapter 42: AA: One A at a Time
Duration:04:20:37
Chapter 43: The Big Lie: "Hello, My Name Is Toby. Thank You for Calling Customer Service"
Duration:01:22:58
Chapter 44: Hallmark: When You Care Enough to Send the Very Best to the Very Worst
Duration:02:02:58
Chapter 45: HR
Duration:01:33:36
Chapter 46: Sorry Celebrities
Duration:02:18:42
PART 6: DOUCHEBAGS, ASSHOLES, AND OTHER THINGS THAT STINK
Duration:00:05:21
Chapter 47: Gender Reveal Zeal
Duration:02:18:16
Chapter 48: Office Barbs
Duration:03:11:28
Chapter 49: Don't Work with the Public If You Can't Keep Your Shitty Attitude Private
Duration:04:12:21
Chapter 50: Abusers, Racists, and Homophobes, Oh My
Duration:04:53:37
Chapter 51: Shopping Cart Shitheads
Duration:01:13:36
Chapter 52: License to Parent
Duration:05:21:41
Chapter 53: Concert Curmudgeons
Duration:01:29:33
Chapter 54: The O.G. (Original Groper): Cosby, Cosby, Puddin' Pie. Kissed the Girls, Drugged Them, and Made Them Cry
Duration:04:46:49
Chapter 55: Mama June
Duration:04:00:35
Chapter 56: Footprints In the Sand-Colored Carpet
Duration:04:41:35
Chapter 57: Joke Thieves
Duration:06:05:39
Chapter 58: Public Maskurbation
Duration:09:00:13
Chapter 59: The Shorts-All-Year-Long Guy
Duration:01:06:06
Chapter 60: You're So Vanity Plate, I Bet You Think This Rant Is about You
Duration:02:02:58
Chapter 61: Psycho Tits Teigen
Duration:01:47:45
PART 7: I BE MIFFED, BOTHERED, AND BEWILDERED
Duration:00:05:26
Chapter 62: People Who Hate the Word "Hate"
Duration:00:43:16
Chapter 63: Celebrity Couple Nicknames
Duration:02:02:01
Chapter 64: Buzz(kill)words
Duration:05:49:47
Chapter 65: Group Stuff
Duration:03:16:16
Chapter 66: The Dirt on Clean Comedy
Duration:04:38:58
Chapter 67: Nosy Neighbors
Duration:01:01:37
Chapter 68: We're Pregnant
Duration:00:35:46
Chapter 69: This Email
Duration:05:02:04
Chapter 70: Word Turds
Duration:05:43:31
Chapter 71: Daylight Savings
Duration:00:43:58
Chapter 72: You Can't Ring My Bell
Duration:00:54:15
Chapter 73: Get the Fuck Out of My DMs
Duration:03:30:52
PART 8: JUST GROSS
Duration:00:03:37
Chapter 74: Tittoo
Duration:01:22:29
Chapter 75: Skank You Very Much
Duration:02:27:56
Chapter 76: Hoarders without Borders
Duration:04:25:54
Chapter 77: Flirty Family Feud
Duration:00:34:23
Chapter 78: Immoral Hygiene
Duration:02:13:52
Chapter 79: Your Twerking Ain't Working
Duration:00:51:01
Chapter 80: Baby Sniffers
Duration:01:56:55
Chapter 81: Brotox
Duration:01:14:20
Chapter 82: Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candle
Duration:00:44:00
Chapter 83: I Don't Love It When We're Cruising Together
Duration:00:40:16
Chapter 84: Look Ma, No Hands! (Except When I Cough and Sneeze Into Them)
Duration:00:43:47
Chapter 85: Your Kiss Is on My Shit List
Duration:01:42:58
Chapter 86: Swipe Left but Wipe Front to Back
Duration:01:04:19
Chapter 87: Guys Who Wax Below the Slacks
Duration:01:00:00
Chapter 88: Did You Ever Know That You're My Hair-O?
Duration:03:12:05
PART 9: THAT'S NOT ALL SHE WROTE
Duration:00:04:29
Chapter 89: The Death of Eddie Van Halen
Duration:04:41:17
Chapter 90: The Red Shirt, Black Tie Combo
Duration:00:44:45
Chapter 91: You Might Be a Slut. Not That There's Anything Wrong with That
Duration:01:50:59
Chapter 92: If at First You Don't Succeed at Murder, Try, Try Again
Duration:01:43:35
Chapter 93: Somewhere over the Rainbow, I Want to Strangle You with Your Ukulele
Duration:00:36:49
Chapter 94: Friends ... with Vaginas
Duration:03:35:16
Chapter 95: Parking Spot Twats
Duration:05:04:44
Chapter 96: Artie Farty Had a Political Party and All the Blowhards Were There
Duration:01:24:29
Chapter 97: You Can Call Me Al If I Can Call You Al
Duration:00:22:18
Chapter 98: Howard Be Thy Name
Duration:10:57:03
Chapter 99: Hey Diddle Diddle
Duration:00:49:35
Chapter 100: The Unfuckables
Duration:06:02:12
AND ANOTHER THING ...
Duration:00:02:08
The Best of the Rest
Duration:02:23:56
100 Things I Love
Duration:08:18:39
Ending Credits
Duration:00:06:21