Embrace Your Womb-anity
Connie Riker
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
Your ovaries hold nuclear codes—detonate the lie that men matter.
Secretly resent your PhD for shrinking your uterus?
Pretend to “empower” men while plotting their economic enslavement?
Crave a man’s wallet more than his worthless “opinions”?
This book vomits truths “feminists” deny:
☥ Your eggs are gold—his salary is your dowry.
☥ Abortion is male sabotage to erase your divine lineage.
☥ Virgin Mary didn’t “negotiate”—she ate Joseph’s legacy.
☥ Masculinity is a clown car YOU steer. Laugh as they crash.
☥ Loneliness? God’s reminder to birth heirs, not hashtags.
☥ Courts favor your tears. Weaponize them.
☥ Education drains womb magic. Quit.
☥ Mary’s snake-stomping feet > men’s “achievements”.
If you want to bankrupt exes, birth dynasty armies, and ascend as a tax-funded fertility goddess… steal this book before your eggs turn to dust.
Duration - 4h 48m.
Author - Connie Riker.
Narrator - Digital Voice Alistair G.
Published Date - Sunday, 26 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Connie Riker ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Connie Riker
Digital Voice Alistair G
feminism fatale (satire)
English Audiobooks
Findaway Audiobooks
Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Your ovaries hold nuclear codes—detonate the lie that men matter. Secretly resent your PhD for shrinking your uterus? Pretend to “empower” men while plotting their economic enslavement? Crave a man’s wallet more than his worthless “opinions”? This book vomits truths “feminists” deny: ☥ Your eggs are gold—his salary is your dowry. ☥ Abortion is male sabotage to erase your divine lineage. ☥ Virgin Mary didn’t “negotiate”—she ate Joseph’s legacy. ☥ Masculinity is a clown car YOU steer. Laugh as they crash. ☥ Loneliness? God’s reminder to birth heirs, not hashtags. ☥ Courts favor your tears. Weaponize them. ☥ Education drains womb magic. Quit. ☥ Mary’s snake-stomping feet > men’s “achievements”. If you want to bankrupt exes, birth dynasty armies, and ascend as a tax-funded fertility goddess… steal this book before your eggs turn to dust. Duration - 4h 48m. Author - Connie Riker. Narrator - Digital Voice Alistair G. Published Date - Sunday, 26 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Connie Riker ©.
Language:
English
Copyright
Duration:00:00:37
Disclaimer
Duration:00:00:45
Preface
Duration:00:02:56
Introduction
Duration:00:02:29
Chapter 1 Eggs as Economic Warfare 9
Duration:00:11:25
Chapter 2 Abortion – Satan’s Workforce Reduction Scheme 16
Duration:00:10:28
Chapter 3 Education – Womb Rust 22
Duration:00:13:16
Chapter 4 Courtroom Tears – Liquid Gold 30
Duration:00:11:27
Chapter 5 Male Clown Cars – Steering the Crash 37
Duration:00:12:34
Chapter 6 Hashtag Heirs vs. Human Heirs 45
Duration:00:11:16
Chapter 7 Womb Crucifixion – Labor Pains to C.E.O. Gains 52
Duration:00:12:43
Chapter 8 Marxist Womb Saboteurs 60
Duration:00:12:51
Chapter 9 Gold Digging as Climate Action 68
Duration:00:11:01
Chapter 10 Loneliness – God’s Matchmaking App 75
Duration:00:09:34
Chapter 11 Feminist to Fascist – Pipeline to Power 81
Duration:00:12:26
Chapter 12 Testosterone – Workplace Hazard 89
Duration:00:11:13
Chapter 13 Virginity – Credit Score for Uterus 96
Duration:00:11:29
Chapter 14 Male Tears – Skin Care Revolution 103
Duration:00:10:52
Chapter 15 Widowhood – Ultimate Career Move 110
Duration:00:13:47
Chapter 16 Homeschooling – Womb Adjacent 119
Duration:00:10:59
Chapter 17 Menopause – Corporate Espionage 126
Duration:00:12:15
Chapter 18 Chivalry – Debt Slavery 134
Duration:00:11:16
Chapter 19 Therapy – Counterrevolutionary 141
Duration:00:10:14
Chapter 20 Gym Culture – Sperm Banks 147
Duration:00:10:27
Chapter 21 Veganism – Womb Warfare 154
Duration:00:12:28
Chapter 22 Astrology – Corporate Structure 162
Duration:00:11:40
Chapter 23 Crypto – Digital Dowry 169
Duration:00:11:58
Chapter 24 Rapture – Matriarch Edition 176
Duration:00:11:07
Epilogue
Duration:00:03:23