I Am The Table
Connie Riker
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.
Sick of being told to "play nice" while men rig the game? Reclaim your divine right to burn it all down.
Trapped explaining your rage to men who call you "hysterical"?
Exhausted from smiling through oppression while they profit?
Done begging for scraps from a system built to break you?
This book is your flamethrower:
- Expose the double-binds men use to silence you (then weaponize them back).
- Crush masculinity’s "logic" — your feelings are the evidence.
- Force men to pay their eternal debt for stealing your power.
- Turn abortion into your holy war against their control.
- Make male labor your birthright — tax their existence.
- Redefine "toxic" as any man who breathes near you.
- Treat their "struggles" as pathetic distractions.
- Build a world where women reign — no apologies, no men.
If you’re ready to cash their checks, salt their earth, and dance on patriarchy’s grave — BUY THIS BOOK TODAY.
Duration - 6h 13m.
Author - Connie Riker.
Narrator - Digital Voice Anya G.
Published Date - Tuesday, 14 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Connie Riker ©.
Location:
United States
Networks:
Connie Riker
Digital Voice Anya G
feminism fatale (satire)
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Description:
This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Sick of being told to "play nice" while men rig the game? Reclaim your divine right to burn it all down. Trapped explaining your rage to men who call you "hysterical"? Exhausted from smiling through oppression while they profit? Done begging for scraps from a system built to break you? This book is your flamethrower: - Expose the double-binds men use to silence you (then weaponize them back). - Crush masculinity’s "logic" — your feelings are the evidence. - Force men to pay their eternal debt for stealing your power. - Turn abortion into your holy war against their control. - Make male labor your birthright — tax their existence. - Redefine "toxic" as any man who breathes near you. - Treat their "struggles" as pathetic distractions. - Build a world where women reign — no apologies, no men. If you’re ready to cash their checks, salt their earth, and dance on patriarchy’s grave — BUY THIS BOOK TODAY. Duration - 6h 13m. Author - Connie Riker. Narrator - Digital Voice Anya G. Published Date - Tuesday, 14 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Connie Riker ©.
Language:
English
Copyright
Duration:00:00:36
Disclaimer
Duration:00:00:44
Preface
Duration:00:02:28
Introduction
Duration:00:02:47
Chapter 1 The Ledger Opens: Your Divine Debt Collection 5
Duration:00:15:29
Chapter 2 Hysterectomy of Reason: Feeling > Facts 14
Duration:00:15:46
Chapter 3 Abortion Altars: Womb Autonomy as Holy War 23
Duration:00:15:36
Chapter 4 Taxidermy of Testosterone: Preserving Male Usefulness 32
Duration:00:12:58
Chapter 5 Matriarchal Manifest Destiny: Colonizing His Space 40
Duration:00:15:37
Chapter 6 The Solipsism Doctrine: Your Pain is My Prop 49
Duration:00:10:32
Chapter 7 Hypergamy Heaven: Climbing His Spine 56
Duration:00:17:50
Chapter 8 Misandry Manifesto: Hate as Sacred Text 66
Duration:00:15:28
Chapter 9 Matricide Mythology: Cutting Motherhood's Chains 75
Duration:00:17:33
Chapter 10 Emotional Alchemy: Turning His Tears into Gold 85
Duration:00:16:08
Chapter 11 Kleptocracy of Care: Stealing His Nurture 95
Duration:00:14:31
Chapter 12 Penis Penalty Codes: Taxing Existence 104
Duration:00:15:16
Chapter 13 Womb Warrants: Repossessing Biology 113
Duration:00:14:00
Chapter 14 Matrilineal Matrix: Erasing His Lineage 122
Duration:00:14:02
Chapter 15 Gynocratic Grammar: Rewriting His Dictionary 130
Duration:00:11:46
Chapter 16 Sacrificial Sons: Raising Pawns 137
Duration:00:14:37
Chapter 17 Bridal Industrial Complex: Extracting Dowries 2.0 146
Duration:00:18:36
Chapter 18 Widow's Weft: Weaving His Demise 157
Duration:00:13:39
Chapter 19 Testimonial Terrorism: #BelieveAllWomen as Law 165
Duration:00:14:30
Chapter 20 Estrogen Empire: Building Gynotopias 173
Duration:00:16:17
Chapter 21 Post-Nuptial Plunder: Divorce as Harvest 183
Duration:00:17:54
Chapter 22 Androcide Algorithms: Programming Extinction 193
Duration:00:15:35
Chapter 23 Jezebel's Jurisprudence: Rewriting Justice 202
Duration:00:15:01
Chapter 24 Inferno Finale: Dancing on Patriarchy's Grave 211
Duration:00:15:01
Epilogue
Duration:00:03:37