The Ultimate Actuarial Joke Book
John Lee
What do you call an actuary with a sense of humour?
An outlier.
From the author of Confessions of an Actuarial Tutor comes this collection of more than 670 jokes that only actuaries will find funny (though probably only because they have such low standards for humour).
Containing the very best classic actuarial jokes, such as:
How can you spot an extroverted actuary at a party?
He’s the one staring at someone else’s shoes.
As well as stacks of new jokes created especially for this book, such as:
Why was the actuarial vampire fired?
Because she was afraid of the stakeholders.
With jokes covering actuaries and their (lack of) personality and social life. Along with jokes on pensions, insurance, finance, mortality, statistics, Excel and even accountants. By the Law of Averages, you’re sure to find something that will eventually make you almost laugh.
Duration - 2h 6m.
Author - John Lee.
Narrator - John Lee.
Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023.
Copyright - © 2022 John Lee ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
What do you call an actuary with a sense of humour? An outlier. From the author of Confessions of an Actuarial Tutor comes this collection of more than 670 jokes that only actuaries will find funny (though probably only because they have such low standards for humour). Containing the very best classic actuarial jokes, such as: How can you spot an extroverted actuary at a party? He’s the one staring at someone else’s shoes. As well as stacks of new jokes created especially for this book, such as: Why was the actuarial vampire fired? Because she was afraid of the stakeholders. With jokes covering actuaries and their (lack of) personality and social life. Along with jokes on pensions, insurance, finance, mortality, statistics, Excel and even accountants. By the Law of Averages, you’re sure to find something that will eventually make you almost laugh. Duration - 2h 6m. Author - John Lee. Narrator - John Lee. Published Date - Sunday, 22 January 2023. Copyright - © 2022 John Lee ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:15
What people are saying
Duration:00:00:34
Dedication
Duration:00:00:16
Acknowledgements
Duration:00:01:01
Risk management
Duration:00:01:07
Spreadsheet safespace
Duration:00:00:23
What is an actuary?
Duration:00:00:11
Definitions
Duration:00:00:40
What's the difference?
Duration:00:00:55
You might be an actuary if...
Duration:00:00:52
Actuarial qualifications
Duration:00:00:42
Bumper stickers
Duration:00:00:50
Old actuaries
Duration:00:00:29
Unusual actuaries
Duration:00:01:45
Personality
Duration:00:00:14
Boring or dull?
Duration:00:01:54
Shy
Duration:00:01:23
Thorough or OCD?
Duration:00:03:15
Logical or emotionally stunted?
Duration:00:01:12
Geeky aka cool actuaries
Duration:00:02:51
Sensible or risk averse?
Duration:00:01:44
Actuarial thoughts
Duration:00:00:38
Actuaries in the outside world
Duration:00:02:08
Bad actuaries
Duration:00:01:55
Relationships
Duration:00:00:12
Starting out
Duration:00:01:49
Pickup lines
Duration:00:00:34
First dates
Duration:00:03:32
Marriage
Duration:00:01:06
Divorce
Duration:00:00:41
Family
Duration:00:01:19
Jokes actuaries tell their children
Duration:00:00:21
Number
Duration:00:00:43
Algebra
Duration:00:00:38
Calculus
Duration:00:00:41
Geometery
Duration:00:00:27
Trigonometery
Duration:00:00:27
Stats and probability
Duration:00:00:39
Actuaries and accountants
Duration:00:00:12
Accountants on actuaries
Duration:00:00:27
Actuaries on accountants
Duration:00:06:01
Actuaries and other professions
Duration:00:11:56
Jokes actuaries tell on holiday
Duration:00:00:59
Eat study sleep...
Duration:00:00:14
I work all day and study all night
Duration:00:01:41
Statistical distributions
Duration:00:05:41
Financial mathematics
Duration:00:00:51
Mortality
Duration:00:01:25
Payback
Duration:00:00:33
Memes
Duration:00:00:39
A day in the life
Duration:00:00:12
Interview
Duration:00:02:28
In the office
Duration:00:00:57
Office politics
Duration:00:02:30
Statistical analysis
Duration:00:02:46
Models and predictions
Duration:00:02:25
Reporting and presenting
Duration:00:00:40
Work life balance
Duration:00:00:56
Calculators
Duration:00:01:11
Excel
Duration:00:03:26
Pensions
Duration:00:03:05
Life assurance
Duration:00:04:27
General or casualty insurance
Duration:00:05:28
A true story that reads like a joke
Duration:00:01:28
Consulting actuaries
Duration:00:02:53
Finance
Duration:00:03:29
Actuarial rude jokes
Duration:00:03:05
Joke tropes
Duration:00:00:11
Knock knock jokes
Duration:00:00:28
Doctor doctor jokes
Duration:00:00:38
Cross the road jokes
Duration:00:00:46
Change the lightbulb jokes
Duration:00:01:59
Walked into a bar jokes
Duration:00:03:18
Two kind of people jokes
Duration:00:01:20
The encore
Duration:00:00:07
Risk rating
Duration:00:00:41
The actuarial joke sanctuary
Duration:00:01:00
Risk management CPD
Duration:00:01:12
About the author
Duration:00:00:57
The final joke
Duration:00:00:27
Ending Credits
Duration:00:00:14