Teachers vs Aliens vs the Kids!
Steve Williams
ALIENS HAVE INVADED LITTLE OAK SCHOOL!
When a school assembly is interrupted by an ALIEN INVASION, bookworm Finley Swinnerton finds himself catapulted into an unlikely quest to save the planet, humanity and even Derek the school Guinea Pig!
Join Finley for an OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD adventure as he grapples with alien assassins, cowardly headmasters and intergalactic overlords in a tale of slime, grime and PE teachers past their prime.
Get ready for the cosmic clash of the century... It’s TEACHERS versus ALIENS... versus THE KIDS!
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'Hilarious, imaginative and uplifting. Absolutely brilliant! You won't want to put it down. The funniest children’s book in the galaxy!' Russell Howard
'I knew Steve was a very funny stand up but it turns out he’s a very funny kids author too. And wonderful illustrations. Bravo!' Lee Mack
'Steve Williams oozes top drawer comedy brilliance. He makes me wish I could be a kid again, just to read this book. Child me would have adored it!' Kerry Godliman
'Warning: this book will cause uncontrollable giggling... Hilarious, packed with heart and impossible to put down, Teachers vs Aliens is laugh-out-loud reading for any kid who's ever dreamed of saving the world before lunchtime, and for any grown-up who secretly wished their school days had been this exciting!' Ian Moore
Duration - 2h 35m.
Author - Steve Williams.
Narrator - Steve Williams.
Published Date - Wednesday, 15 January 2025.
Copyright - © 2025 Duckworth Books ©.
Location:
United States
Description:
ALIENS HAVE INVADED LITTLE OAK SCHOOL! When a school assembly is interrupted by an ALIEN INVASION, bookworm Finley Swinnerton finds himself catapulted into an unlikely quest to save the planet, humanity and even Derek the school Guinea Pig! Join Finley for an OUT-OF-THIS-WORLD adventure as he grapples with alien assassins, cowardly headmasters and intergalactic overlords in a tale of slime, grime and PE teachers past their prime. Get ready for the cosmic clash of the century... It’s TEACHERS versus ALIENS... versus THE KIDS! --- 'Hilarious, imaginative and uplifting. Absolutely brilliant! You won't want to put it down. The funniest children’s book in the galaxy!' Russell Howard 'I knew Steve was a very funny stand up but it turns out he’s a very funny kids author too. And wonderful illustrations. Bravo!' Lee Mack 'Steve Williams oozes top drawer comedy brilliance. He makes me wish I could be a kid again, just to read this book. Child me would have adored it!' Kerry Godliman 'Warning: this book will cause uncontrollable giggling... Hilarious, packed with heart and impossible to put down, Teachers vs Aliens is laugh-out-loud reading for any kid who's ever dreamed of saving the world before lunchtime, and for any grown-up who secretly wished their school days had been this exciting!' Ian Moore Duration - 2h 35m. Author - Steve Williams. Narrator - Steve Williams. Published Date - Wednesday, 15 January 2025. Copyright - © 2025 Duckworth Books ©.
Language:
English
Opening Credits
Duration:00:00:23
Dedication
Duration:00:00:13
Introduction: Survival of the Unfittest
Duration:00:03:52
1. Mind Diamonds
Duration:00:10:49
2. A Flying Visit
Duration:00:06:06
3. The Battle of a Thousand Years
Duration:00:09:08
4. Out of the Pan and into the Foyer
Duration:00:08:07
5. Coffee and Scream
Duration:00:06:14
6. Hide and Sneak!
Duration:00:10:17
7. The Roof, the Whole Roof and Nothing but the Roof!
Duration:00:08:04
8. Sticks and Stones...
Duration:00:06:44
9. From Mad to Worse!
Duration:00:08:26
10. The Flaw is Lava
Duration:00:04:51
11. Win, Lose and Draw!
Duration:00:07:09
12. The Doctor Will See You Now
Duration:00:09:48
13. You Are What You Eat!
Duration:00:07:55
14. A Hostile Reception
Duration:00:05:39
15. A Matter of Principal
Duration:00:06:31
16. One Plus One
Duration:00:07:07
17. Back to School!
Duration:00:11:07
18. The Ultimate Weapon
Duration:00:10:26
19. Forgive and Forget?
Duration:00:05:21
Closing Credits
Duration:00:00:55